two good newses? in one week!? (amongst shit but i’m going to focus on the election results and the refusal to overturn this right now)

there’s something poetic about this

fully brown and covered in snow
this bitch is still trying to put out fruit

i don’t know how but you could adjust this just slightly to make it a poem john green would be proud of

do you know origami? teach us origami. if you don’t, learn origami with us.
the other option is arson so…. paper folding feels more youtube appropriate

i hate this timeline, dev. can you snark our way out of it??

i get to sleep in until 4:30am tomorrow! i’m going to bed right now, technically early!

I think the generous explanation is that Dems are fucking assholes propped up by breathlessly stupid voters and the more correct answer is that it’s a big party and we ain’t in it.

fuck.

i have booked a rental once and could only book by “genre” (i know it’s not the right word but i’m keeping it) so kinda yes?

short term, this is catastrophic for millions of people in many different ways. long term, it's probably good for the next several elections if people remember "oh yeah, the Republicans, when they were in charge literally everything stopped working"

lol that’s so fair. basically anything north of the flat line between pennsylvania and ny is upstate in my book. there are then regions within there—some more important than others—but all are filled with people determined to make their argument of the definitions of each

um, actually… yorktown is downstate 🤓☝️

many also argue that rochester is western, binghamton is southern tier, albany is capital region and that ‘town about a half hour past yorktown that has a train station’ aka poughkeepsie is also downstate (tho i view it as being a border between the two) 😂

it’s actually currently making my job easier (we have less work) but, much like flight delays, shipping delays are cumulative and if it gets too bad it’ll snowball into the peak season (thanksgiving-christmas) which could be ugly 😬

“upstate ny york” can you tell i was rolling out of bed to go to work when i posted this? 😂

i would pay to see cuomo get that news. the crashout would be historical

im about to go to bed. my bathroom is connected to that bathroom with no door between (it’s an ongoing project). how am i supposed to sleep knowing Kevin could jump in bed with me any moment???

for size reference, that grey stripe it’s on is about 2 inches 😬