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Yeah I think you were watching a different fight my guy.
December 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Yeah I think you were watching a different fight my guy.
LOL these clowns continually find ways to outclown themselves.
December 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
LOL these clowns continually find ways to outclown themselves.
If the Dems were a football team, they would be the 2025 New Orleans Saints.*
* Even more so if they lose to the Jets this week.
* Even more so if they lose to the Jets this week.
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If the Dems were a football team, they would be the 2025 New Orleans Saints.*
* Even more so if they lose to the Jets this week.
* Even more so if they lose to the Jets this week.
By far my favorite excerpt from Brooks’s Wiki:
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
By far my favorite excerpt from Brooks’s Wiki:
Bereaved Relative: “Doctor, doctor! What was the cause of death?”
Doctor:
Doctor:
December 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Bereaved Relative: “Doctor, doctor! What was the cause of death?”
Doctor:
Doctor:
Seems fitting that today’s rainbow is turned up to 11. RIP Rob and Michele. 🙏🏻🙏🏻
December 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Seems fitting that today’s rainbow is turned up to 11. RIP Rob and Michele. 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Holy projection, Batman.
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Holy projection, Batman.
The most objectionable screenshot in the world doesn’t exi… Never mind.
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The most objectionable screenshot in the world doesn’t exi… Never mind.
To be fair, I do wish I knew more about this specific incident.
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
To be fair, I do wish I knew more about this specific incident.
Ah yes, "kid gambling," that super complex topic everyone is kind of on the fence about.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ah yes, "kid gambling," that super complex topic everyone is kind of on the fence about.
Makes more sense than Baked Alaska.
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Makes more sense than Baked Alaska.
Shot. Chaser.
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Shot. Chaser.
Funding cuts you say... By whom I wonder?
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Funding cuts you say... By whom I wonder?
Please, Sir, tell us more about this normal life you lead.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Please, Sir, tell us more about this normal life you lead.
"Justice cannot wait another day."*
*Unless the rules say that the petition has to, I'm sorry, "ripen?"
*Unless the rules say that the petition has to, I'm sorry, "ripen?"
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"Justice cannot wait another day."*
*Unless the rules say that the petition has to, I'm sorry, "ripen?"
*Unless the rules say that the petition has to, I'm sorry, "ripen?"
Unfortunately Americans won’t remember this “Republican intransigence” because a) the news cycle is like 18 minutes b) they’ll be too busy trying to survive, and c) the majority of Americans probably don’t know what intransigence means.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Unfortunately Americans won’t remember this “Republican intransigence” because a) the news cycle is like 18 minutes b) they’ll be too busy trying to survive, and c) the majority of Americans probably don’t know what intransigence means.
This chart has more misleading elements in it than it does data points.
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This chart has more misleading elements in it than it does data points.
It was all downhill after this.
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It was all downhill after this.
If anyone knew where she was, Melania, I’m sure, could confirm.
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If anyone knew where she was, Melania, I’m sure, could confirm.
This is what it takes to succeed in modern America:
October 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is what it takes to succeed in modern America:
"It is unclear why..." is a very interesting way to frame this story.
October 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"It is unclear why..." is a very interesting way to frame this story.
The AFC North: “Anything can happen if you believe in magic!”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
October 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The AFC North: “Anything can happen if you believe in magic!”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
I don't know what it is about this photo that gets me...but I think this is the winner. gizmodo.com/nycc-2025-co...
October 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I don't know what it is about this photo that gets me...but I think this is the winner. gizmodo.com/nycc-2025-co...
Nothing seems more 2025 than a potential civil war and ultra high-end strollers getting nearly equal billing on the NYT landing page.
October 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Nothing seems more 2025 than a potential civil war and ultra high-end strollers getting nearly equal billing on the NYT landing page.