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Yeah I think you were watching a different fight my guy.
December 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Yeah I think you were watching a different fight my guy.
A question I ask myself every year around this time: “How masochistic is it to be 72 hours into a 1000 piece puzzle and separate two pieces you find that were connected before you started because it would feel wrong to take credit for only connecting 999 pieces?”
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A question I ask myself every year around this time: “How masochistic is it to be 72 hours into a 1000 piece puzzle and separate two pieces you find that were connected before you started because it would feel wrong to take credit for only connecting 999 pieces?”
Holy projection, Batman.
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Holy projection, Batman.
Blows my mind how many tech CEOs desire name recognition and to be front and center with the media, yet every time they talk they inevitably end up digging a hole they'll never get out of.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/p...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/p...
We Asked Roblox’s C.E.O. About Child Safety. It Got Tense.
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Blows my mind how many tech CEOs desire name recognition and to be front and center with the media, yet every time they talk they inevitably end up digging a hole they'll never get out of.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/p...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/p...
Moonraker was a bat shit Bond book/film but Ian Fleming almost nailed the Elon character. Only thing he missed was the crippling insecurity.
I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Moonraker was a bat shit Bond book/film but Ian Fleming almost nailed the Elon character. Only thing he missed was the crippling insecurity.
Shot. Chaser.
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Shot. Chaser.
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Zero notes.
He is comically, objectively, and dangerously unfit to be president. By any conceivable metric.
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open.substack.com/pub/gregolea...
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Zero notes.
Anybody else feeling the deprivation of nearly 24 hours without new Nuzzi carnage?
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Anybody else feeling the deprivation of nearly 24 hours without new Nuzzi carnage?
Quick reminder that military cosplayers are roaming the country like bands of raiders with the singular goal of terrorizing anyone who isn’t white.
TW: video showcasing a violent display of force by federal agents
From Charlotte, NC. Seen it shared on a few NC based IG pages. Based on this video, federal agents using the same tactics we’ve seen the last few months in Chicago.
From Charlotte, NC. Seen it shared on a few NC based IG pages. Based on this video, federal agents using the same tactics we’ve seen the last few months in Chicago.
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Quick reminder that military cosplayers are roaming the country like bands of raiders with the singular goal of terrorizing anyone who isn’t white.
Please, Sir, tell us more about this normal life you lead.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Please, Sir, tell us more about this normal life you lead.
This chart has more misleading elements in it than it does data points.
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This chart has more misleading elements in it than it does data points.
If anyone knew where she was, Melania, I’m sure, could confirm.
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If anyone knew where she was, Melania, I’m sure, could confirm.
It is quite something to watch Trump blatantly steal $230 million from taxpayers, demolish the White House to turn it into his castle and murde foreign nationals on a whim, meanwhile we’re arguing whether or not his employee’s Nazi tattoo is a dealbreaker.
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It is quite something to watch Trump blatantly steal $230 million from taxpayers, demolish the White House to turn it into his castle and murde foreign nationals on a whim, meanwhile we’re arguing whether or not his employee’s Nazi tattoo is a dealbreaker.
MAGA’s superpower is 100% commitment to the bit.
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
MAGA’s superpower is 100% commitment to the bit.
The AFC North: “Anything can happen if you believe in magic!”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
October 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The AFC North: “Anything can happen if you believe in magic!”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
The AFC East: “Haha just kidding.”
I don't know what it is about this photo that gets me...but I think this is the winner. gizmodo.com/nycc-2025-co...
October 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I don't know what it is about this photo that gets me...but I think this is the winner. gizmodo.com/nycc-2025-co...
I am almost positive that this is the best thing Kanye West has ever been a part of.
youtu.be/wScYn10D2vo?...
youtu.be/wScYn10D2vo?...
Francis and the Lights - Friends ft. Bon Iver and Kanye West
YouTube video by francisandthelights
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October 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I am almost positive that this is the best thing Kanye West has ever been a part of.
youtu.be/wScYn10D2vo?...
youtu.be/wScYn10D2vo?...
Nothing seems more 2025 than a potential civil war and ultra high-end strollers getting nearly equal billing on the NYT landing page.
October 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Nothing seems more 2025 than a potential civil war and ultra high-end strollers getting nearly equal billing on the NYT landing page.
The great irony here is that this despicable clown character only exists because Americans were bored of peace.
Trump: My plan calls for the creation of a new international oversight body. The board of peace… it will be headed by a gentleman known as President Donald J. Trump… everybody wants to be on it now. They named me and everyone wanted to be on it.
September 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The great irony here is that this despicable clown character only exists because Americans were bored of peace.
Seems like a significant step towards complete control over what people are allowed to say in public. Not difficult to imagine mass arrests at protests in the near future.
🚨 NSPM-7 🚨
🚨 New directive NSPM-7 targets "anti-capitalism," “anti-Christian,” and “anti-American" opinions as indicators of extremist violence, authorizing an army of 4,000 counter-terrorism officers to prevent crimes that haven't happened:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
September 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Seems like a significant step towards complete control over what people are allowed to say in public. Not difficult to imagine mass arrests at protests in the near future.
Little do the National Guard know that once dispatched to the PNW their singular duty will be to rake leaves.
www.wweek.com/news/city/20...
www.wweek.com/news/city/20...
Federal Agents Amass in Portland, Local Officials Say
President Donald Trump has dispatched federal agents to Portland, local elected officials said in a hastily scheduled press conference on Friday night
www.wweek.com
September 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Little do the National Guard know that once dispatched to the PNW their singular duty will be to rake leaves.
www.wweek.com/news/city/20...
www.wweek.com/news/city/20...
Ah, you want to know more about Epstein? Well here’s everything we have on Amelia Earhart. We good?
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/u...
Trump Orders Unsealing of All Files on Amelia Earhart and Her Disappearance
www.nytimes.com
September 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Ah, you want to know more about Epstein? Well here’s everything we have on Amelia Earhart. We good?
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/26/u...
Countdown to the announcement that Truth Social is merging with TikTok and kids start seeing Trump propaganda littered in with their usual feed.
The United States will have control over TikTok’s algorithm in the acquisition of the social media platform’s US operations, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said.
US will complete TikTok deal ‘in coming days’ and control its algorithm, White House says | CNN Business
The United States will have control over TikTok’s algorithm in the acquisition of the social media platform’s US operations, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said on Saturday.
www.cnn.com
September 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Countdown to the announcement that Truth Social is merging with TikTok and kids start seeing Trump propaganda littered in with their usual feed.
Yeah I’ll bet he did.
September 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Yeah I’ll bet he did.