Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

I think of “alpha males” like I think of alpha versions of software — not fully developed, filled with problems and should be isolated in a separate environment to avoid exposure to the public.

You love to see it.

Electronic Arts would be such a banger of a game company name if it weren't for all the bullshit

still relevant today

[yelling over club music] Do you think we’re ever truly forgiven