i think of goochland very often

nasty ass bitch put his smelly ass feet all up on my bus seat it smells like a fart, mold, and a baconator all at once. look ive had some smelly moments but how the hell do you achieve that

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

trying to follow every phannie on this app if its rhe last thing i do

my cat knocked over a metal cart and scratched two vets today but apparently he has an ear infection, a few bad teeth, and needs to go in again next week for a checkup on his bloodwork and we need to look at all of those to get him to stop balding and he might just be grumpy and old ah i love him

i need to talk tuah therapist

food shelter and water are important but the existence of raccoons is way more than any of those things to me

they compliment each other so well it pisses me off

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

mountains!!

Encourage your children to start a banned book club 📕 💙 ❤️

there is nothing better than recommending your favorite book to someone and them coming back and telling you they loved it. absolute cocaine of a feeling. put that shit in my body immediately

hey guys dan and phil fall out boy hannibal my chemical romance slimecicle jschlatt jerma FIND ME PLEASE