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Do not ever say "team building" to me. Are you trying to piss me off
April 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Do not ever say "team building" to me. Are you trying to piss me off
i have my abusive ex’s singing stuck in my head! wahoo!
April 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i have my abusive ex’s singing stuck in my head! wahoo!
homophobic that my fitbit doesn’t seem to track my steps during a misc workout
April 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
homophobic that my fitbit doesn’t seem to track my steps during a misc workout
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has anyone’s mind ever been changed by the campaign signs that are just someone’s name?
April 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
has anyone’s mind ever been changed by the campaign signs that are just someone’s name?
as a college dropout and a leftist, i’m so sick of the elitism in leftist spaces.
April 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
as a college dropout and a leftist, i’m so sick of the elitism in leftist spaces.
i drank tequila on saturday night and i can still taste it on thursday. i’m not even a pussy why do i still keep getting wiffs of it
April 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i drank tequila on saturday night and i can still taste it on thursday. i’m not even a pussy why do i still keep getting wiffs of it
the sun is out and i wanna spite someone again. life is good and i’m motivated for once
April 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
the sun is out and i wanna spite someone again. life is good and i’m motivated for once
people (including strangers) are being overly sweet to me lately and it’s FREAKING ME OUT. WHATS MAKING YALL DO THAT
March 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
people (including strangers) are being overly sweet to me lately and it’s FREAKING ME OUT. WHATS MAKING YALL DO THAT
why do i keep getting weird fetishists on my explore 😭 they took the worst parts of twitter to make this clone
March 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
why do i keep getting weird fetishists on my explore 😭 they took the worst parts of twitter to make this clone
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Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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March 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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like lmao i just didn’t wanna see your stupid face in my suggestions anymore
how are you gonna be this mad that someone you don’t like, who doesn’t like you, blocked you? we don’t talk anyway bro step off
March 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
like lmao i just didn’t wanna see your stupid face in my suggestions anymore
how are you gonna be this mad that someone you don’t like, who doesn’t like you, blocked you? we don’t talk anyway bro step off
March 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
how are you gonna be this mad that someone you don’t like, who doesn’t like you, blocked you? we don’t talk anyway bro step off
did you know if you make caterwauling noises, your cats will come check on you?
March 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
did you know if you make caterwauling noises, your cats will come check on you?
hold up do i pass as a dude? another conservative just got confused
March 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
hold up do i pass as a dude? another conservative just got confused
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not to be a pessimist but it’s starting to feel like it’ll never get better
March 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
not to be a pessimist but it’s starting to feel like it’ll never get better
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conservatives: pressure trudeau to step down
conservatives: get mad when that means someone has to replace him until an election occurs
conservatives: get mad when that means someone has to replace him until an election occurs
March 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
conservatives: pressure trudeau to step down
conservatives: get mad when that means someone has to replace him until an election occurs
conservatives: get mad when that means someone has to replace him until an election occurs
man when people ask what meat i miss, they’re expecting steak or something. nah i want processed garbage meat. i want a vegan hot rod more than anything in the world.
March 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
man when people ask what meat i miss, they’re expecting steak or something. nah i want processed garbage meat. i want a vegan hot rod more than anything in the world.
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I'm sorry but you've caught me at a very "why the fuck am I alive" time in my life
March 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm sorry but you've caught me at a very "why the fuck am I alive" time in my life
“team building activity” literally just treat us well. you can’t neglect your team most days and repair it with an hour of lazer tag.
March 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
“team building activity” literally just treat us well. you can’t neglect your team most days and repair it with an hour of lazer tag.
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
the fact i’m actually giving something up for lent???? i didn’t even do that when i was actively catholic
March 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
the fact i’m actually giving something up for lent???? i didn’t even do that when i was actively catholic