Radio Shock
@radioshock.bsky.social
Weird music maker and fan named MP Lockwood, Radio Shock is my one-man no wave/janktronix band, but also kinda my identity now.
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Radio Shock
@radioshock.bsky.social
· Dec 1
DIIY til I die (Do It Incorrectly Yourself)
Trapped in a Lyft ride and hearing what might be my new worst song I've ever heard: Miley Cyrus "Party in the USA" not just worst song but maybe the worst sound I've ever heard. Making me nauseous.
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Trapped in a Lyft ride and hearing what might be my new worst song I've ever heard: Miley Cyrus "Party in the USA" not just worst song but maybe the worst sound I've ever heard. Making me nauseous.
Trump's "Art of the Deal" makes sense if you understand he's not a deal artist like Frank Lloyd Wright was an architectural artist, he's a deal artist like Cock ESP are musical artists.
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Trump's "Art of the Deal" makes sense if you understand he's not a deal artist like Frank Lloyd Wright was an architectural artist, he's a deal artist like Cock ESP are musical artists.
Now easier to use AI to solve the CAPTCHA
December 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Now easier to use AI to solve the CAPTCHA
Favorite bathroom sign misspellings I've seen:
"Bathroom is temporally out of order"
"Bathroom is for costumers only"
"Bathroom is temporally out of order"
"Bathroom is for costumers only"
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Favorite bathroom sign misspellings I've seen:
"Bathroom is temporally out of order"
"Bathroom is for costumers only"
"Bathroom is temporally out of order"
"Bathroom is for costumers only"
Long thread, but you can read a few posts and get the gist. Kind of scary but fascinating summary of the shift in college student behavior in the age of AI/TikTok/etc as primary media consumption. How did these ppl graduate high school? How will they hold any job?
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Long thread, but you can read a few posts and get the gist. Kind of scary but fascinating summary of the shift in college student behavior in the age of AI/TikTok/etc as primary media consumption. How did these ppl graduate high school? How will they hold any job?
In making beats for Radio Shock, I've never used cymbal sounds (except hi hat) I always thought who needs em? But I was listening to some rock music (Nirvana) & noting how much work the cymbals are doing to accentuate & convey "this is the loud/exciting part" maybe I should try adding some?
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
In making beats for Radio Shock, I've never used cymbal sounds (except hi hat) I always thought who needs em? But I was listening to some rock music (Nirvana) & noting how much work the cymbals are doing to accentuate & convey "this is the loud/exciting part" maybe I should try adding some?
I'm riding in a car w 4 Zoomers listening to "90s alt rock" playlist, AMA
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm riding in a car w 4 Zoomers listening to "90s alt rock" playlist, AMA
I kinda admire how My Bloody Valentine spent 20+ years on the follow-up to the legendarily meticulous "Loveless" and then the album has several songs that are clearly in-studio improv jams, including one where they play to a drum machine's "hoedown" beat (my fave track)
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I kinda admire how My Bloody Valentine spent 20+ years on the follow-up to the legendarily meticulous "Loveless" and then the album has several songs that are clearly in-studio improv jams, including one where they play to a drum machine's "hoedown" beat (my fave track)
I observed that my nephew (19) was frequently calling & receiving calls from friends. I told him I've always heard that young people hate actually talking on the phone and will only text. He said "Oh that's just Millenials. Millenials are weird."
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I observed that my nephew (19) was frequently calling & receiving calls from friends. I told him I've always heard that young people hate actually talking on the phone and will only text. He said "Oh that's just Millenials. Millenials are weird."
Dude out here using a huge, loud, gas-powered backpack blower to move some stray dirt off the sidewalk. A job that could be done in less time with a standard broom.
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Dude out here using a huge, loud, gas-powered backpack blower to move some stray dirt off the sidewalk. A job that could be done in less time with a standard broom.
Popular Mechanics is absolutely the worst offender in this category of totally-misinterpreted-and-misrepresented scientific speculation that turns into headlines fully detached from reality.
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Popular Mechanics is absolutely the worst offender in this category of totally-misinterpreted-and-misrepresented scientific speculation that turns into headlines fully detached from reality.
The next noise band playing this fest is called Feet and they're performing under a sheet with only their bare feet sticking out. #noiselife
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The next noise band playing this fest is called Feet and they're performing under a sheet with only their bare feet sticking out. #noiselife
Why not just go straight to the 100-year mortgage?
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Why not just go straight to the 100-year mortgage?
This news story made me so envious. I wish I could say I'd never heard a Billy Joel song!
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This news story made me so envious. I wish I could say I'd never heard a Billy Joel song!
Did someone keep a list of everyone who said they'd leave NYC if Zohran won? Because we should hold them all to that promise.
November 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Did someone keep a list of everyone who said they'd leave NYC if Zohran won? Because we should hold them all to that promise.
I think we may now be getting TOO MANY shipping and delivery notifications.
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I think we may now be getting TOO MANY shipping and delivery notifications.
So how many days are we expecting before Cuomo's MAGA turn?
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
So how many days are we expecting before Cuomo's MAGA turn?
I had no idea Weird Al's "I Lost on Jeopardy" was a parody song until I heard what sounded like the original in the grocery store the other day. Wild.
October 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I had no idea Weird Al's "I Lost on Jeopardy" was a parody song until I heard what sounded like the original in the grocery store the other day. Wild.
I guarantee you this new White House ballroom will be the tackiest shit you've ever seen.
October 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I guarantee you this new White House ballroom will be the tackiest shit you've ever seen.
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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2 teens in this coffee house are trying to sell every person these chocolate bars - for 14 dollars each! Then a woman came in and tried to sell them plastic flowers for 8 dollars. She wouldn't accept a chocolate bar in trade.
October 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
2 teens in this coffee house are trying to sell every person these chocolate bars - for 14 dollars each! Then a woman came in and tried to sell them plastic flowers for 8 dollars. She wouldn't accept a chocolate bar in trade.
First show of a little tour (Polka Dot Bar, Hamtramck!) and it looks I just lost/left my job! This is actually the 2nd time I've lost a job at a tour start! Is it a sign? And if so does it mean stop touring, or never get a job again and stay on tour?
October 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
First show of a little tour (Polka Dot Bar, Hamtramck!) and it looks I just lost/left my job! This is actually the 2nd time I've lost a job at a tour start! Is it a sign? And if so does it mean stop touring, or never get a job again and stay on tour?
Radio Shock ON THE ROAD
So happy to be heading out on a tiny tour, basically my favorite thing to do, which I've rarely done in recent years. But let's change that huh?! I'm hitting Chicago, Columbus, Detroit (technically Hamtramck) maaaybe a 4th place. HUGE THANKS to those who helped hook it up! 💚🩷
So happy to be heading out on a tiny tour, basically my favorite thing to do, which I've rarely done in recent years. But let's change that huh?! I'm hitting Chicago, Columbus, Detroit (technically Hamtramck) maaaybe a 4th place. HUGE THANKS to those who helped hook it up! 💚🩷
October 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Radio Shock ON THE ROAD
So happy to be heading out on a tiny tour, basically my favorite thing to do, which I've rarely done in recent years. But let's change that huh?! I'm hitting Chicago, Columbus, Detroit (technically Hamtramck) maaaybe a 4th place. HUGE THANKS to those who helped hook it up! 💚🩷
So happy to be heading out on a tiny tour, basically my favorite thing to do, which I've rarely done in recent years. But let's change that huh?! I'm hitting Chicago, Columbus, Detroit (technically Hamtramck) maaaybe a 4th place. HUGE THANKS to those who helped hook it up! 💚🩷
#noisetable PSA: Amazon has been flooded with knock-off noise tables from brands that seem like they chose their name by throwing a handful of Scrabble tiles on the ground. The one you want is the "LIFETIME 48 in fold-in-half table" always seems to be available from Home Depot. Comes in black!
October 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
#noisetable PSA: Amazon has been flooded with knock-off noise tables from brands that seem like they chose their name by throwing a handful of Scrabble tiles on the ground. The one you want is the "LIFETIME 48 in fold-in-half table" always seems to be available from Home Depot. Comes in black!
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many are questioning my decision to perform at the Riyadh Ambient Noise Festival
October 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
many are questioning my decision to perform at the Riyadh Ambient Noise Festival