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Ralph(ismyname)
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Ralph! RALPH!!!
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the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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you can tell this is a game 7 because it's the sixth inning and none of the players have left the stadium yet. even the shortstops are sticking around even though you don't really need them. this is playoff baseball
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
He never fucking misses
the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride
October 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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i wish rich people had more money
September 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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July 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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pretty good, episode 18:
"GOD HATES A COWARD"

brought to you by our patreon subscribers, now free-to-watch for everybody on youtube

youtu.be/lOR_45wZL2I?...
GOD HATES A COWARD | PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 18
YouTube video by Secret Base
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May 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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conversation between me and my wife just now

her: i'm going to pour a glass of wine, you want some
me: sure, sounds good
March 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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hearing Will Buxton commentate on IndyCar feels like having an out of body experience
February 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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i have decided to count out playoff patrick
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Ralphmas
December 25, 2024 at 5:31 AM
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important:
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting

not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real
December 22, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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William Lytle subplot
December 12, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Holy shit sportsball (mostly sportswheel)

Baseball: Seattle Mariners
Hockey: New York Rangers
F1: McLaren/Oscar Piastri
MotoGP: Pedro Acosta
IndyCar: Lil Dave
NASCAR: SVG
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams I'll start
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
November 9, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Making pizza rolls anyone want some
November 9, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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i feel like the presidential election is taking attention away from what figures to be an intriguing week 9 slate of nfl matchups
November 3, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Me when I’m playing hide and seek with Jack Dorsey
November 2, 2024 at 6:06 PM
October 28, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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While many of you are likely yelling “GO DODGERS!” or “GO YANKEES!” I’m yelling “GO MARINERS and the boundless futility that represents the frailty of man!”
October 21, 2024 at 2:24 PM
I wish I was eating a hamburger right now send tweet
October 25, 2024 at 1:42 PM
December 10, 2023 at 1:37 AM
My fursona is a hairless ape who works a 9 to 5 and has a struggling marriage.
November 6, 2023 at 5:06 PM
Ok imagine 3 guys in a cage fight to the death. One guy has a piece of paper, one a baseball sized rock, the last a pair of scissors.

Who wins
November 5, 2023 at 7:07 AM
@aero.bsky.social why isn’t your account about aerodynamics this is a scam
November 3, 2023 at 6:00 AM