@ralphralph.bsky.social
I like democracy, and you do too, right?
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In Soviet Union they used to tell a joke about a man who buys the newspaper every AM, looks at the front page, curses, & throws it away.
"Why do you keep doing that?," the seller asks.
"I’m looking for an obituary."
"But those aren't on the front page!"
..."Oh, the one I’m looking for will be."
"Why do you keep doing that?," the seller asks.
"I’m looking for an obituary."
"But those aren't on the front page!"
..."Oh, the one I’m looking for will be."
August 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
In Soviet Union they used to tell a joke about a man who buys the newspaper every AM, looks at the front page, curses, & throws it away.
"Why do you keep doing that?," the seller asks.
"I’m looking for an obituary."
"But those aren't on the front page!"
..."Oh, the one I’m looking for will be."
"Why do you keep doing that?," the seller asks.
"I’m looking for an obituary."
"But those aren't on the front page!"
..."Oh, the one I’m looking for will be."
Hard pressed to think of a news story more frightening than this. This could be you, and if you don't get that, your head is up your ass
April 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Hard pressed to think of a news story more frightening than this. This could be you, and if you don't get that, your head is up your ass
this seems like an outtake from @stephencolbert.bsky.social 's second drafts bit.
In the first draft, the cover said "Happy Easter to All" and inside "I wish you, with great love, sincerity, and affection, a very happy easter"
and then the felon got hold of it...
In the first draft, the cover said "Happy Easter to All" and inside "I wish you, with great love, sincerity, and affection, a very happy easter"
and then the felon got hold of it...
April 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
this seems like an outtake from @stephencolbert.bsky.social 's second drafts bit.
In the first draft, the cover said "Happy Easter to All" and inside "I wish you, with great love, sincerity, and affection, a very happy easter"
and then the felon got hold of it...
In the first draft, the cover said "Happy Easter to All" and inside "I wish you, with great love, sincerity, and affection, a very happy easter"
and then the felon got hold of it...
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Damn! checked the mailbox again today. STILL waiting on that 5000 dollar check from president musk.
April 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Damn! checked the mailbox again today. STILL waiting on that 5000 dollar check from president musk.
Martha Stewart went to prison for a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of the insider trading fraud that trump just pulled off.
its such an every day occurrence that its not even scandalous. Forget about '"what if obama did this?". How about "what if Bush II did this?"
its such an every day occurrence that its not even scandalous. Forget about '"what if obama did this?". How about "what if Bush II did this?"
April 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Martha Stewart went to prison for a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of the insider trading fraud that trump just pulled off.
its such an every day occurrence that its not even scandalous. Forget about '"what if obama did this?". How about "what if Bush II did this?"
its such an every day occurrence that its not even scandalous. Forget about '"what if obama did this?". How about "what if Bush II did this?"
oh, no grandpa. it looks totally cool when you hike your pants to your nips. really it does.
April 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
oh, no grandpa. it looks totally cool when you hike your pants to your nips. really it does.
How bad of a businessman do you have to be to bankrupt a casino? this bad... the signs were there that maybe, juuuust maybe, donald trump doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
April 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
How bad of a businessman do you have to be to bankrupt a casino? this bad... the signs were there that maybe, juuuust maybe, donald trump doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
whew! i really tied one on last night celebrating Liberation day. Just woke up, bit of a hangover. how are things going? Are we winning yet?
April 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
whew! i really tied one on last night celebrating Liberation day. Just woke up, bit of a hangover. how are things going? Are we winning yet?
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Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
April 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
building his brand as the worlds most hated douchebag.
an out of state billionaire handing out million dollar checks to buy votes, then losing in a landslide feels pretty good today.
an out of state billionaire handing out million dollar checks to buy votes, then losing in a landslide feels pretty good today.
April 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
building his brand as the worlds most hated douchebag.
an out of state billionaire handing out million dollar checks to buy votes, then losing in a landslide feels pretty good today.
an out of state billionaire handing out million dollar checks to buy votes, then losing in a landslide feels pretty good today.
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You have to see this.
PoliticsGirl and her husband teamed up with the brilliant Timothy Snyder (author of On Tyranny) and the legendary John Lithgow to create something truly powerful. It’s important, it’s urgent—and it needs to be shared far and wide.
PoliticsGirl and her husband teamed up with the brilliant Timothy Snyder (author of On Tyranny) and the legendary John Lithgow to create something truly powerful. It’s important, it’s urgent—and it needs to be shared far and wide.
20 Lessons on Tyranny: by Timothy Snyder / read by John Lithgow
YouTube video by PoliticsGirl
youtu.be
March 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
You have to see this.
PoliticsGirl and her husband teamed up with the brilliant Timothy Snyder (author of On Tyranny) and the legendary John Lithgow to create something truly powerful. It’s important, it’s urgent—and it needs to be shared far and wide.
PoliticsGirl and her husband teamed up with the brilliant Timothy Snyder (author of On Tyranny) and the legendary John Lithgow to create something truly powerful. It’s important, it’s urgent—and it needs to be shared far and wide.
He didn't wear a suit and I'm guessing he didn't say thank you.
March 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
He didn't wear a suit and I'm guessing he didn't say thank you.
maga 'First they came'
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out.
Because, you mean like Bernie Sanders? who gives a shit
Then they came for the immigrants, and I didn't give a rats ass.
even though my dad is an immigrant. But he did it legally and he's white and not a criminal
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out.
Because, you mean like Bernie Sanders? who gives a shit
Then they came for the immigrants, and I didn't give a rats ass.
even though my dad is an immigrant. But he did it legally and he's white and not a criminal
March 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
maga 'First they came'
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out.
Because, you mean like Bernie Sanders? who gives a shit
Then they came for the immigrants, and I didn't give a rats ass.
even though my dad is an immigrant. But he did it legally and he's white and not a criminal
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out.
Because, you mean like Bernie Sanders? who gives a shit
Then they came for the immigrants, and I didn't give a rats ass.
even though my dad is an immigrant. But he did it legally and he's white and not a criminal
Elise Stefanik dialed up her maga to 11, tanking her own reputation as a republican with a moral compass, believing she would get rewarded by the orange con man. but now she learned that backing the rapist occupying the white house means dogshit to him.
tinyurl.com/2zxp3m77
tinyurl.com/2zxp3m77
Elise Stefanik's defense of Trump in E. Jean Carroll suit sparks backlash
Stefanik repeatedly said the former president is facing a political "witch hunt" amid Carroll's defamation lawsuit.
tinyurl.com
March 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Elise Stefanik dialed up her maga to 11, tanking her own reputation as a republican with a moral compass, believing she would get rewarded by the orange con man. but now she learned that backing the rapist occupying the white house means dogshit to him.
tinyurl.com/2zxp3m77
tinyurl.com/2zxp3m77
The leaks continue! Tulsi Gabbard was sending her '5 things I did this week' email to DOGE from a public wifi and it was easily snagged.
Dear Doge. here are my 5 things for the week
1. participated in a chat with my co-conspirators to get the low down on the bombing run in Yemen
Dear Doge. here are my 5 things for the week
1. participated in a chat with my co-conspirators to get the low down on the bombing run in Yemen
March 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The leaks continue! Tulsi Gabbard was sending her '5 things I did this week' email to DOGE from a public wifi and it was easily snagged.
Dear Doge. here are my 5 things for the week
1. participated in a chat with my co-conspirators to get the low down on the bombing run in Yemen
Dear Doge. here are my 5 things for the week
1. participated in a chat with my co-conspirators to get the low down on the bombing run in Yemen
i was away from Earth for a few days and returned to this dizzying and stunning display of stupidity by the thinkless tank responsible for our nation's security.
incredible reporting by Jeffrey Goldberg, who of course has been named the real enemy here by the white house.
incredible reporting by Jeffrey Goldberg, who of course has been named the real enemy here by the white house.
March 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
i was away from Earth for a few days and returned to this dizzying and stunning display of stupidity by the thinkless tank responsible for our nation's security.
incredible reporting by Jeffrey Goldberg, who of course has been named the real enemy here by the white house.
incredible reporting by Jeffrey Goldberg, who of course has been named the real enemy here by the white house.
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Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
March 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
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Tesla's Stock price is never coming back. if you're an investor hanging on for the big bounce, it isn't going to come. dump it.
This isn't a normal slide... the CEO of the company is an out and proud nazi. No PR campaign is coming to fix this. Tesla is cooked.
This isn't a normal slide... the CEO of the company is an out and proud nazi. No PR campaign is coming to fix this. Tesla is cooked.
March 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Tesla's Stock price is never coming back. if you're an investor hanging on for the big bounce, it isn't going to come. dump it.
This isn't a normal slide... the CEO of the company is an out and proud nazi. No PR campaign is coming to fix this. Tesla is cooked.
This isn't a normal slide... the CEO of the company is an out and proud nazi. No PR campaign is coming to fix this. Tesla is cooked.
start today and never stop
❌AMAZON BLACKOUT❌
If you’re not already boycotting Amazon, please start TODAY‼️
❌Boycott 3/7-14 (or forever!)❌
Remember WE hold the POWER with our wallets‼️ Let’s hit them where it hurts since💰is all they care about. 🤮
Art from @cwebbonline.com. 💙
#amazonblackout
If you’re not already boycotting Amazon, please start TODAY‼️
❌Boycott 3/7-14 (or forever!)❌
Remember WE hold the POWER with our wallets‼️ Let’s hit them where it hurts since💰is all they care about. 🤮
Art from @cwebbonline.com. 💙
#amazonblackout
March 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
start today and never stop
PLEASE cancel your Amazon Prime membership. shop elsewhere. ANYWHERE else.
February 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
PLEASE cancel your Amazon Prime membership. shop elsewhere. ANYWHERE else.
I'd like to see this spread to more federal offices zeteo.com/p/ai-video-o...
AI Video of Trump Licking Musk's Toes Circulates in Government Building
“LONG LIVE THE REAL KING,” reads the message on the video that was played on more than a dozen screens in the HUD headquarters.
zeteo.com
February 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I'd like to see this spread to more federal offices zeteo.com/p/ai-video-o...
Gaza Strip... vegas strip... whatever. If by 'do a job with it' he means open a trump casino, run it to the ground, and screw his investors and employees, yeah, he's gonna do a job with it.
Republican Congresswoman Nancy Mace calls to “turn Gaza into Mar-A-Lago”
February 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Gaza Strip... vegas strip... whatever. If by 'do a job with it' he means open a trump casino, run it to the ground, and screw his investors and employees, yeah, he's gonna do a job with it.