Ramsey Hootman
@ramseyhootman.bsky.social
Author of COURTING GRETA, SURVIVING CYRIL, and CYRIL IN THE FLESH. Viable Paradise class of 2024 (!!!) "Well-developed and nontoxic" according to my doctor's notes. www.ramseyhootman.com
I would be extremely surprised if you did! I might see if I can like do a gradual fade from all 7 colors to the three I've got left. (I can still get that bright pink, light mint green, and the steel blue.)
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I would be extremely surprised if you did! I might see if I can like do a gradual fade from all 7 colors to the three I've got left. (I can still get that bright pink, light mint green, and the steel blue.)
Just, uh, laying here in a high-traffic area. No reason in particular.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Just, uh, laying here in a high-traffic area. No reason in particular.
I'm a substitute. I saw this recently and nabbed it to put in my kit. Gonna whip it out next time a middle schooler pulls 6-7 on me and let hilarity ensue. I love it when the kid memes AREN'T something foul or inappropriate for a change!
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm a substitute. I saw this recently and nabbed it to put in my kit. Gonna whip it out next time a middle schooler pulls 6-7 on me and let hilarity ensue. I love it when the kid memes AREN'T something foul or inappropriate for a change!
Not sure what I did, but I definitely did SOMETHING
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Not sure what I did, but I definitely did SOMETHING
@tuphlos.bsky.social I keep meaning to tell you I got that refrigerator white board! Working out well so far.
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
@tuphlos.bsky.social I keep meaning to tell you I got that refrigerator white board! Working out well so far.
Sunset was pretty spectacular tonight
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Sunset was pretty spectacular tonight
Convincing you to read my novel with the first sentence. Add yours if you'd like.
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Convincing you to read my novel with the first sentence. Add yours if you'd like.
Gandalf and Little Death set off on an adventure
November 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Gandalf and Little Death set off on an adventure
Kids went to bed and she found the most snuggliest spot.
October 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Kids went to bed and she found the most snuggliest spot.
My kid's friend came over the other night and I walked in on them working on D&D stuff like they were studying for a test 😆
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My kid's friend came over the other night and I walked in on them working on D&D stuff like they were studying for a test 😆
Current state of my closet. Plumbers coming tomorrow. The leak is small enough that we're wrapping it with a rag whenever we need to turn on the water, like to shower in the AM. Got a fan blowing to try to dry everything else out but the plaster was just crumbling apart in my hands. Sigh.
October 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Current state of my closet. Plumbers coming tomorrow. The leak is small enough that we're wrapping it with a rag whenever we need to turn on the water, like to shower in the AM. Got a fan blowing to try to dry everything else out but the plaster was just crumbling apart in my hands. Sigh.
We clean up pretty good, actually!
September 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
We clean up pretty good, actually!
Please enjoy this owl I met yesterday. I imagine her expression to be "no thoughts, but slightly peeved anyway."
September 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Please enjoy this owl I met yesterday. I imagine her expression to be "no thoughts, but slightly peeved anyway."
A raccoon paddling a canoe. That is all.
September 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
A raccoon paddling a canoe. That is all.
POV: You're eating your cheese when your favorite boy walks into the room
September 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
POV: You're eating your cheese when your favorite boy walks into the room
May I offer you a tortoise in these trying times?
September 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
May I offer you a tortoise in these trying times?
Spent so much time working on my kids' IEP so he would be all set for middle school only to have him completely ace every class and basically not need any support, so uh
Happy autism day
Happy autism day
September 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Spent so much time working on my kids' IEP so he would be all set for middle school only to have him completely ace every class and basically not need any support, so uh
Happy autism day
Happy autism day
A student made this for me today. (It's a butterfly.)
September 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
A student made this for me today. (It's a butterfly.)
This is how I know whether my kid remembered to wear his glasses to school
September 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This is how I know whether my kid remembered to wear his glasses to school
They grow up fast!
September 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
They grow up fast!
But wait! There's more! Dramatic reenactment of The Scarlet Letter. Conducted in the house my dad was building at the time.
September 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
But wait! There's more! Dramatic reenactment of The Scarlet Letter. Conducted in the house my dad was building at the time.
We also got a tour of an animal shelter. Look at this woman's glorious hair. Alas, poor CFCs, we knew you well.
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
We also got a tour of an animal shelter. Look at this woman's glorious hair. Alas, poor CFCs, we knew you well.