Ramsey Hootman
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Author of COURTING GRETA, SURVIVING CYRIL, and CYRIL IN THE FLESH. Viable Paradise class of 2024 (!!!) "Well-developed and nontoxic" according to my doctor's notes. www.ramseyhootman.com
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Hello new followers! I mostly post about writing, doing scout stuff with my kids, home remodel, and substitute teaching. I am currently working on a far-future sci fi series set on the moons of a gas giant. My currently available novels are:
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If they can make you feel like you’re the only one who cares about helping marginalized folks, they hope you’ll be more likely to say forget it. I don’t want to be the only one. It’s not MY fight.

You’ve never been the only one. There were others. Now, you can add to their legacy.
For us it's books + crafts + board games and currently some unexpected remodel! Alas. Oh, plus 4 people in a 2bed/1bath, haha.
Haha this was gonna be my answer.
I think their tongue is some kind of parasite, like those worms that eat the fish tongue and take its place
(This pic shows our house at maximum clutter and I do not apologize, we are a family of literal magpies.)
Welp apparently my ALT text setting got switched off again. Photo shows: Two tweens with their faces covered by smiley icons sitting at an extremely cluttered table studying D&D manuals and character sheets.
My kid's friend came over the other night and I walked in on them working on D&D stuff like they were studying for a test 😆
Ours has mastered hiding it inside her cheek somehow? Like she doesn't even have cheeks? My husband will literally shove it down her throat as far as he can get it and then hold her mouth shut while I stroke her throat and 3 minutes later it falls out of her cheek flap.
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“Fuck AI”

— Guillermo del Toro

🎥 Vanity Fair
Just saw our local teen theater do Shrek, and when all the fairytale characters assembled against Farquad at the end, they literally turned it into a No Kings protest! Brought the house down. 👏
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Renowned cryptologist Robert Langdon waited by his phone. Surely, the French authorities would call him, a renowned cryptologist, to solve this mystery he thought in italics.
Louvre museum in Paris closed after robbery, French minister says - live updates
France's Culture Minister Rachida Dati said the incident happened as the museum opened this morning.
www.bbc.co.uk
Haha he got the car guy gene! My kids obsessed over license plates so they can't tell one car from another but they know the numbering system for different states.
Yeah, I think I was a teenager and probably home sick or something. I loved watching all sorts of old movies growing up, but that one I remember as stupid and boring.
I am so sorry for your loss. ❤️
We have a kitchen white board too (love it), but I was just thinking we needed one for the fridge! This is perfect!
omg fuck that guy. Did you get any sort of revenge/satisfaction? Please tell me you spit in his coffee or something.
Okay I read the blurb and I am not less confused
There could be several possible interpretations here, lol. I'm curious.
Okay I had to use Google translate for that but I get it, haha cool!
Oh I just realized you're actually in Japan! LOL sorry, I am dumb.
Do you know if there's anything else on the poster that's like the kanji equivalent? Like if you actually translate the words? (I cannot tell.)
So I've been learning katakana and the text on One Battle is hilarious. "Wa-n ba-to-ru a-fu-ta a-na-zaa"
He looks pretty happy there!