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Just laugh at my jokes and no one gets hurt.
This was my masterpiece.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This was my masterpiece.
There's an ex out there who thinks I'm abusive for asking them to tell our friends we were dating six months in.
I have family on my dad's side in Colombia accusing me of hiding his "riches" from them. He died broke.
Meanwhile, I'm here like...
I have family on my dad's side in Colombia accusing me of hiding his "riches" from them. He died broke.
Meanwhile, I'm here like...
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
There's an ex out there who thinks I'm abusive for asking them to tell our friends we were dating six months in.
I have family on my dad's side in Colombia accusing me of hiding his "riches" from them. He died broke.
Meanwhile, I'm here like...
I have family on my dad's side in Colombia accusing me of hiding his "riches" from them. He died broke.
Meanwhile, I'm here like...
AMERICAN MADNESS
THE AMERICAN FRIEND
THE LONG WALK
WAKE UP DEAD MAN
THE AMERICAN FRIEND
THE LONG WALK
WAKE UP DEAD MAN
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
AMERICAN MADNESS
THE AMERICAN FRIEND
THE LONG WALK
WAKE UP DEAD MAN
THE AMERICAN FRIEND
THE LONG WALK
WAKE UP DEAD MAN
Last Criterion haul of the sale. After gift cards and reward points, all this came out to $3.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Last Criterion haul of the sale. After gift cards and reward points, all this came out to $3.
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love
Godspeed, Udo. No one will ever look like you again.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Godspeed, Udo. No one will ever look like you again.
Tonight's revisit was a delight.
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Tonight's revisit was a delight.
I think this one is more accurate.
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I think this one is more accurate.
Olivia Nuzzi whenever she spots a decrepit Republican man whose face looks like a worn out baseball glove from the 1920s and smells like rotten meat.
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Olivia Nuzzi whenever she spots a decrepit Republican man whose face looks like a worn out baseball glove from the 1920s and smells like rotten meat.
I went to Portland, Maine again over the weekend.
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I went to Portland, Maine again over the weekend.
They're so bad at optics that it's not even funny at this point.
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
They're so bad at optics that it's not even funny at this point.
Got my old ass on a swing today.
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Got my old ass on a swing today.
Breaking: Pope loves movies about suicide and Nazis.
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Breaking: Pope loves movies about suicide and Nazis.
Democrats should seize on this opportunity and---Oh.
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Democrats should seize on this opportunity and---Oh.
Yes, you can fuck the fish.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Yes, you can fuck the fish.
Senate democrats have voted to let him inside the base.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Senate democrats have voted to let him inside the base.
