EM
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Just laugh at my jokes and no one gets hurt.
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The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
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doctor doctor
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
February 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
doctor doctor
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
gimme the news
ive got an
unworn pair of baby shoes
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RIP to a bond company stooge who was also a human being
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
RIP to a bond company stooge who was also a human being
LONDON AT MIDNIGHT
KISS KISS BANG BANG
THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS (Original cut)
THE ROCKETEER
KISS KISS BANG BANG
THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS (Original cut)
THE ROCKETEER
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 AM
LONDON AT MIDNIGHT
KISS KISS BANG BANG
THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS (Original cut)
THE ROCKETEER
KISS KISS BANG BANG
THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS (Original cut)
THE ROCKETEER
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he was auctioning off memorabilia in order to try and afford treatment and now he's gone. fuck cancer for sure, but double fuck our broken healthcare system.
you deserved better, james. i am so sorry.
you deserved better, james. i am so sorry.
James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
He was 48.
Per TMZ.
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
he was auctioning off memorabilia in order to try and afford treatment and now he's gone. fuck cancer for sure, but double fuck our broken healthcare system.
you deserved better, james. i am so sorry.
you deserved better, james. i am so sorry.
Nothing to see here. Total coincidence.
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Nothing to see here. Total coincidence.
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James Van Der Beek, who starred in the teen drama series "Dawson’s Creek," has died at 48
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
James Van Der Beek, who starred in the teen drama series "Dawson’s Creek," has died at 48
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RIP Bud Cort
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
Bud Cort, ‘Harold and Maude’ Star, Dies at 77
Bud Cort, who starred in 'Harold and Maude" and "Brewster McCloud," died Wednesday. He was 77.
variety.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
RIP Bud Cort
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
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Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell
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My advice to people in shitty jobs right now would be to stay in those. Just stay. If they treat you like shit and pay you poorly, consider letting them do that for a few more years.
US HIRING AT RECESSION LEVELS: HIRING RATE AT 3.3%, MATCHING THE 2020 CRISIS AND NEAR A 13-YEAR LOW.
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 AM
My advice to people in shitty jobs right now would be to stay in those. Just stay. If they treat you like shit and pay you poorly, consider letting them do that for a few more years.
Epstein had him switch the samples.
You know he would have had like 750 emails in the Epstein files
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Epstein had him switch the samples.
"Should we go back to hiring POC and women? Nah. Let's burn it all down instead."
Target will restructure parts of its organization and eliminate about 500 roles, company executives write in an internal memo, as the retail giant looks to rebuild its customer base and return to growth.
Target will invest more in stores, cut 500 jobs as new CEO takes the reins
The moves are some of the first major changes under Michael Fiddelke, who took over the top job at a challenging moment for the retailer.
nbcnews.to
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
"Should we go back to hiring POC and women? Nah. Let's burn it all down instead."
Used to be when an evil leader got too under the influence of an even more evil advisor, they'd give him the Rasputin treatment. Just a thought.
"Stephen Miller has managed . . . a remarkable feat of malevolent incompetence . . . Miller took what was Trump’s greatest political strength and transformed it into a glaring vulnerability."
#AbolishICE
Will Stephen Miller Cost Republicans the House and Senate?
open.substack.com/pub/messageb...
#AbolishICE
Will Stephen Miller Cost Republicans the House and Senate?
open.substack.com/pub/messageb...
Why Stephen Miller Will Cost Republicans the Midterms
The cruelty, chaos, and incompetence of Miller's mass deportation dreams have mortally wounded Trump's political standing
open.substack.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Used to be when an evil leader got too under the influence of an even more evil advisor, they'd give him the Rasputin treatment. Just a thought.
For decades, we've been lectured on morality by men who rape kids. Now you know how I felt when I went to Catholic school.
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
For decades, we've been lectured on morality by men who rape kids. Now you know how I felt when I went to Catholic school.
The universal symbol for "My diet consists entirely of boots and please don't check my hard drives."
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
The universal symbol for "My diet consists entirely of boots and please don't check my hard drives."
Mmm...making out with Laura Dern in the Criterion closet...
Deeply enamored by Laura Dern making out like a bandit in the Criterion closet.
February 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Mmm...making out with Laura Dern in the Criterion closet...
You know how assholes always brag about what they own during an argument as if that means they're right? I wish we could do that with physical media.
"If I'm wrong then why do I own BRAINDEAD on blu-ray and you don't?"
"If I'm wrong then why do I own BRAINDEAD on blu-ray and you don't?"
February 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
You know how assholes always brag about what they own during an argument as if that means they're right? I wish we could do that with physical media.
"If I'm wrong then why do I own BRAINDEAD on blu-ray and you don't?"
"If I'm wrong then why do I own BRAINDEAD on blu-ray and you don't?"
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In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”
“Uptick In Abductions”: ICE Ramps Up Targeting of Minneapolis Legal Observers
In one 30-minute stretch, three Minneapolis legal observers were arrested as ICE ramped up its targeting of community volunteers.
interc.pt
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”
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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
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My fav part of the Super Bowl was when all the players realized all the other players were just a figment of their imaginations and everyone was playing against the dark corners of their own minds
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
My fav part of the Super Bowl was when all the players realized all the other players were just a figment of their imaginations and everyone was playing against the dark corners of their own minds