EM
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Just laugh at my jokes and no one gets hurt.
Me neither, I blame cultural osmosis.
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Me neither, I blame cultural osmosis.
Elphaba would like a word.
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Elphaba would like a word.
This happened to me the last time a cashier gave me the wrong change.
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This happened to me the last time a cashier gave me the wrong change.
There's an ex out there who thinks I'm abusive for asking them to tell our friends we were dating six months in.
I have family on my dad's side in Colombia accusing me of hiding his "riches" from them. He died broke.
Meanwhile, I'm here like...
I have family on my dad's side in Colombia accusing me of hiding his "riches" from them. He died broke.
Meanwhile, I'm here like...
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
There's an ex out there who thinks I'm abusive for asking them to tell our friends we were dating six months in.
I have family on my dad's side in Colombia accusing me of hiding his "riches" from them. He died broke.
Meanwhile, I'm here like...
I have family on my dad's side in Colombia accusing me of hiding his "riches" from them. He died broke.
Meanwhile, I'm here like...