the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

I fed a chicken growth supplements.
Now the other chickens avoid him.
I guess he's been ostrich sized.

Wild! I'm at the international airplane design conference and the guy next to me said, "What if we made the seats comfortable?"
And two guys put a bag over his head and threw him out the window.

#design #IADC

Fruit is so stupid. It’s delicious and turns bright red when it’s ripe. I can see you dumbass

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.

They could call it Ben and Jerry's.