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Oh but when drew barrymore does it, it’s cute???
May 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Oh but when drew barrymore does it, it’s cute???
I don’t have high hopes for 2026 but if I never had to hear the word “baddie” again, I would be happy
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I don’t have high hopes for 2026 but if I never had to hear the word “baddie” again, I would be happy
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If bro doesn’t hoist up the john b sail right now I’m gonna flip the fuck out
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If bro doesn’t hoist up the john b sail right now I’m gonna flip the fuck out
Airport bar is playing all the bangers: Eagles, War, Steve Miller Band, Chuck Mangione
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Airport bar is playing all the bangers: Eagles, War, Steve Miller Band, Chuck Mangione
When the bar bathroom smell like Juicy Fruit gum 😍😍😍
November 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
When the bar bathroom smell like Juicy Fruit gum 😍😍😍
Get a look at my boy:
October 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Get a look at my boy:
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getting Cask of Amontillado'd by someone who has lured me to their basement with a promise of original formula Four Loko
August 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
getting Cask of Amontillado'd by someone who has lured me to their basement with a promise of original formula Four Loko
Getting way weirder adds on Instagram since I started talking about wiggers a lot recently
August 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Getting way weirder adds on Instagram since I started talking about wiggers a lot recently
Doing a Richard Kind impression to tell my cat that if he was anymore brat he’d be hanging out with Charlie XCX
May 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Doing a Richard Kind impression to tell my cat that if he was anymore brat he’d be hanging out with Charlie XCX
Reading a listicle “lord of the rings: the 20 weirdest things about Legolas’s body”
May 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Reading a listicle “lord of the rings: the 20 weirdest things about Legolas’s body”
I wish I never had to hear the word baddie again
May 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I wish I never had to hear the word baddie again
Oh but when drew barrymore does it, it’s cute???
May 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Oh but when drew barrymore does it, it’s cute???
New Pope day bitch
May 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
New Pope day bitch
Me: this hockey game is too stressful. I have to go listen to my horrible true crime podcasts
May 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Me: this hockey game is too stressful. I have to go listen to my horrible true crime podcasts
I hate when I’m enjoying a nice evening out on a patio and get stunted on by 50-80 crotch rocket riders who just got off house arrest
May 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I hate when I’m enjoying a nice evening out on a patio and get stunted on by 50-80 crotch rocket riders who just got off house arrest
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Rage On Behalf of the Machine
April 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Rage On Behalf of the Machine
When my cat doesn’t eat his shredded cheese 🤬
April 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
When my cat doesn’t eat his shredded cheese 🤬
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Pierre Poilievre submitting a resume at Subway that just says:
2008-2025: POLITICS
2008-2025: POLITICS
April 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Pierre Poilievre submitting a resume at Subway that just says:
2008-2025: POLITICS
2008-2025: POLITICS
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do NOT fuck with me when I'm in Malick mode (watching vegetation of some kind gently sway in the breeze)
April 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
do NOT fuck with me when I'm in Malick mode (watching vegetation of some kind gently sway in the breeze)
Asking my cat every day if we can get some purrs in the chat
April 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Asking my cat every day if we can get some purrs in the chat
My cat loves having a Timbit to bat around on the floor while he sings Smack My Bit Up
April 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My cat loves having a Timbit to bat around on the floor while he sings Smack My Bit Up
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This job is probably coming back soon
April 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This job is probably coming back soon
Now that I live in the US, I get ads about how I should move to Ohio instead of Alberta
April 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Now that I live in the US, I get ads about how I should move to Ohio instead of Alberta