machine gun corey
@nuclearbbq.bsky.social
atlanta based professional poster
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Much to consider…
January 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Much to consider…
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they should make a movie about all our lives and how they intertwine
January 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
they should make a movie about all our lives and how they intertwine
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Happy 5th anniversary to ChaseDreams' sophomore album.
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Happy 5th anniversary to ChaseDreams' sophomore album.
I should be able to place bets on when I will get an annoying email to spice up my workday
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I should be able to place bets on when I will get an annoying email to spice up my workday
Fellas…this is not the move
December 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Fellas…this is not the move
First breakfast burrito of the weekend hit my hand like mjolnir
December 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
First breakfast burrito of the weekend hit my hand like mjolnir
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Bene Gesserit program to create Climate Stalin
December 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Bene Gesserit program to create Climate Stalin
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black bean bowl in the morning, emails take warning
black bean bowl at night, gourmand's delight
black bean bowl at night, gourmand's delight
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
black bean bowl in the morning, emails take warning
black bean bowl at night, gourmand's delight
black bean bowl at night, gourmand's delight
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
These taste crazy
December 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
These taste crazy
they gotta change the town motto to "Sounds About White"
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
they gotta change the town motto to "Sounds About White"
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swisher was blunt... i know that's right
December 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
swisher was blunt... i know that's right
Pitt S2 looks great already
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Pitt S2 looks great already
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i love our patron saint of utterly intolerable people www.nytimes.com/2025/12/06/t...
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
i love our patron saint of utterly intolerable people www.nytimes.com/2025/12/06/t...
i'm an optimistic type of guy. they call me oneohtrix point always
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i'm an optimistic type of guy. they call me oneohtrix point always
crazy time to be an office drone....there are two weeks to blast mfs with emails and then get blasted back in return before the out of office alerts hit
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
crazy time to be an office drone....there are two weeks to blast mfs with emails and then get blasted back in return before the out of office alerts hit
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"Chat, are we cooked?" Zoomer fighter pilot Jayden 'The Grim Rizzler' Jones asks his TikTok live audience as the Gettysburg achieves target lock on him with an SM-2 missile.
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"Chat, are we cooked?" Zoomer fighter pilot Jayden 'The Grim Rizzler' Jones asks his TikTok live audience as the Gettysburg achieves target lock on him with an SM-2 missile.
2030: toxic rain pours from the sky as I contemplate taking out another loan to enroll my daughters Kalshi and Klarna in antiwoke preschool
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
2030: toxic rain pours from the sky as I contemplate taking out another loan to enroll my daughters Kalshi and Klarna in antiwoke preschool
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Omnipresent legal prediction markets seem like a really bad idea but I'd love to be able to bet on whether I'll get through my chores today or whether I'll go back for more olive. I could publish a tip sheet.
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Omnipresent legal prediction markets seem like a really bad idea but I'd love to be able to bet on whether I'll get through my chores today or whether I'll go back for more olive. I could publish a tip sheet.
i've already placed a bet on kalshi that my haters will fall off in Q1 2026
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i've already placed a bet on kalshi that my haters will fall off in Q1 2026
You can build a lot of solidarity in a book club if everyone hates the book you’ve just read
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
You can build a lot of solidarity in a book club if everyone hates the book you’ve just read
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comment under a video called "Fog Horn Sound Effect Awooga - 10 HOURS"
@surfdaddy57
Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...
@surfdaddy57
Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...
May 14, 2024 at 3:18 PM
comment under a video called "Fog Horn Sound Effect Awooga - 10 HOURS"
@surfdaddy57
Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...
@surfdaddy57
Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...
since one of my neighborhood's bars/venues fell off super hard i've found myself "hating outside the club" quite a bit. And you know what? it feels good!!!
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
since one of my neighborhood's bars/venues fell off super hard i've found myself "hating outside the club" quite a bit. And you know what? it feels good!!!
just got the yearly wrapped statistics from my gooncave
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
just got the yearly wrapped statistics from my gooncave