At this Ohio diner, Moody means the wives who drive us to spend each Sunday with the guys eating waffles and drinking Folgers. But we do know this: if America’s credit rating has fallen, it’s because liberal judges have held up exports of slave labor to El Salvador.

Not for nothing but everyone realizes that these teenagers and 20 somethings who have complete access to the Treasury payment source code are now #1 espionage recruitment targets for Russia and China, right?

“And what does this button do?” -Pete Hegseth on his first day