raven (part time crow)
@raventhechaotic.bsky.social
21 - Pan 🩷💛🩵 - Nonbinary 🏳️⚧️ (They/Them) - autistic - I talk a lot and that’s your problem now
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“Who needs AI when you have autism?” @raventhechaotic.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
“Who needs AI when you have autism?” @raventhechaotic.bsky.social
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Trying to keep it together at work when a customer decides to ask me the dumbest question ever conceived:
September 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Trying to keep it together at work when a customer decides to ask me the dumbest question ever conceived:
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Women are punished more for not forgiving than men are for doing wrong in the first place.
July 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Women are punished more for not forgiving than men are for doing wrong in the first place.
"College makes you woke"
Damn, i saved a lot of money by having empathy before the age of 20 then
Damn, i saved a lot of money by having empathy before the age of 20 then
July 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"College makes you woke"
Damn, i saved a lot of money by having empathy before the age of 20 then
Damn, i saved a lot of money by having empathy before the age of 20 then
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Me sneaking past the guards to retrieve a sweet treat
June 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Me sneaking past the guards to retrieve a sweet treat
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The single best interaction I’ve had with my best friend and it’s them reacting to me thirsting over Erik from FD: Bloodlines
June 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The single best interaction I’ve had with my best friend and it’s them reacting to me thirsting over Erik from FD: Bloodlines
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Gone are the days where hysteric women were treated with vibrators 😔
May 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Gone are the days where hysteric women were treated with vibrators 😔
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How funny would it be to watch Death Note but instead of a notebook it’s a calendar. Like imagine having to fit a name and cause of death in a 2 inch box…
February 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
How funny would it be to watch Death Note but instead of a notebook it’s a calendar. Like imagine having to fit a name and cause of death in a 2 inch box…
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imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
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Who up twiddling they thumbs
February 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Who up twiddling they thumbs
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Ate some gravel today and now I see everything in really low resolution pixels
January 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Ate some gravel today and now I see everything in really low resolution pixels
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They want so badly for me to live in fear and despair. But I’m cuddled in bed right now with my girlfriend and cat, in the house I share with my beloved roommates, and every single one of these heartless bigots I see raging against us looks like they’ve never known love in their lives. I’m grateful.
January 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
They want so badly for me to live in fear and despair. But I’m cuddled in bed right now with my girlfriend and cat, in the house I share with my beloved roommates, and every single one of these heartless bigots I see raging against us looks like they’ve never known love in their lives. I’m grateful.
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the appropriate response to someone doing a nxzi salute is to punch them in the face.
January 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
the appropriate response to someone doing a nxzi salute is to punch them in the face.
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You: Why do I feel so tired
Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal
Body: Eat a vegetable
Body: Sleep
You: Guess we'll never know
Body: Oh my god
Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal
Body: Eat a vegetable
Body: Sleep
You: Guess we'll never know
Body: Oh my god
January 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You: Why do I feel so tired
Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal
Body: Eat a vegetable
Body: Sleep
You: Guess we'll never know
Body: Oh my god
Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal
Body: Eat a vegetable
Body: Sleep
You: Guess we'll never know
Body: Oh my god
Me when I hear my special interest in public
January 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Me when I hear my special interest in public
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I have to get a Pap smear today what is my doctor gonna say when she finds all the marbles I put up there for later
January 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I have to get a Pap smear today what is my doctor gonna say when she finds all the marbles I put up there for later
Yes
Are you the "I couldn't possibly eat a thing" kind of stressed, or are you the "rummaging through your kid's bedroom to steal their old Christmas candy after eating a bag of waffle fries" kind of stressed?
January 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Yes
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“You’re so funny”
Thanks I literally have no idea what’s happening ever at all
Thanks I literally have no idea what’s happening ever at all
January 30, 2025 at 7:01 AM
“You’re so funny”
Thanks I literally have no idea what’s happening ever at all
Thanks I literally have no idea what’s happening ever at all
I’ve reached the level of adulthood where I’m getting margaritas with my mother at 11am and then proceeding to smoke with her once we’re home before work
January 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’ve reached the level of adulthood where I’m getting margaritas with my mother at 11am and then proceeding to smoke with her once we’re home before work
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Some people have inner peace—I have an inner monologue that just plays the same songs on repeat.
January 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Some people have inner peace—I have an inner monologue that just plays the same songs on repeat.
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why am i awake dear god
January 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
why am i awake dear god
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