Raxi
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History repeats, unfortunately. I’ll just binge CSI and crime procedurals from New Zealand, UK, and Scandinavia because good wins in the end
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Apparently, it is now acceptable to attain a new status in life, simply by proclamation.
I hereby declare I am a 6' 2", 27 yr-old EGOT winner who is currently dating Taylor Swift.
Thank you for your attention to our delusions.
I hereby declare I am a 6' 2", 27 yr-old EGOT winner who is currently dating Taylor Swift.
Thank you for your attention to our delusions.
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Apparently, it is now acceptable to attain a new status in life, simply by proclamation.
I hereby declare I am a 6' 2", 27 yr-old EGOT winner who is currently dating Taylor Swift.
Thank you for your attention to our delusions.
I hereby declare I am a 6' 2", 27 yr-old EGOT winner who is currently dating Taylor Swift.
Thank you for your attention to our delusions.
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And I’m gonna "like" this post every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY MADURO & STAY LOUD!!
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
And I’m gonna "like" this post every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
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A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
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Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
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December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
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If he wasn't in the #EPSTEIN_Files, a hardbound copy embossed in gaudy gold would be readily available for sale at his MAGA Merch site for the low, low price of $500, or IF YOU ACT NOW, a personally signed copy for the more-than-reasonable price of $1K: Courtesy of the gross greedy #GrifterInChief.💰
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
If he wasn't in the #EPSTEIN_Files, a hardbound copy embossed in gaudy gold would be readily available for sale at his MAGA Merch site for the low, low price of $500, or IF YOU ACT NOW, a personally signed copy for the more-than-reasonable price of $1K: Courtesy of the gross greedy #GrifterInChief.💰
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Worst. President. EVER.
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Worst. President. EVER.
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Trump Accused Of Using Makeup To Conceal Ventilator
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Accused Of Using Makeup To Conceal Ventilator
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A driver pulled into CAL FIRE TCU’s Copperopolis Station after hearing faint cries from her car—turns out, three kittens were hidden under the hood.
Firefighters rescued each one, and now the driver is giving them a forever home—naming them after the heroes who saved them. 🐾❤️
#CALFIRE #Rescue
Firefighters rescued each one, and now the driver is giving them a forever home—naming them after the heroes who saved them. 🐾❤️
#CALFIRE #Rescue
August 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Frito-Lay CEO Gifts Trump Gold Funyun theonion.com/frito-l...
August 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Frito-Lay CEO Gifts Trump Gold Funyun theonion.com/frito-l...
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June 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Elisabeth Vrba has died. May her memory be a blessing.
Here’s an obituary by @nilese.bsky.social.
🌱🐋🧪🗃️🧠🦫🦋 #EvoBio #HistSTM
Here’s an obituary by @nilese.bsky.social.
🌱🐋🧪🗃️🧠🦫🦋 #EvoBio #HistSTM
Elisabeth Vrba obituary: palaeontologist who solved a problem that vexed Darwin
The biologist’s theories about how environments prompt rapid species evolution and extinction propelled her onto the world stage.
www.nature.com
March 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Elisabeth Vrba has died. May her memory be a blessing.
Here’s an obituary by @nilese.bsky.social.
🌱🐋🧪🗃️🧠🦫🦋 #EvoBio #HistSTM
Here’s an obituary by @nilese.bsky.social.
🌱🐋🧪🗃️🧠🦫🦋 #EvoBio #HistSTM
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Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test
March 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test
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Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3
Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3
WASHINGTON—Insisting they were serious this time as they addressed all 340 million Americans, officials with the U.S. Department of Education sternly announced Thursday that they were counting to thre...
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February 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3
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The Entertainment Union Coalition — which includes SAG-AFTRA — has launched Keep California Rolling, a campaign to safeguard, strengthen and create jobs in California’s film and television industry. Read more:
Join Us in Protecting California’s Film & Television Industry
www.sagaftra.org
February 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The Entertainment Union Coalition — which includes SAG-AFTRA — has launched Keep California Rolling, a campaign to safeguard, strengthen and create jobs in California’s film and television industry. Read more:
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
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Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate
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February 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
February 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
WASHINGTON—Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means ...
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February 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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Do Elon Musk & Donald Trump like flip a coin on Presidents' Day to figure out who everyone is celebrating or....
I mean not us - we don't celebrate - but other people
I mean not us - we don't celebrate - but other people
February 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Do Elon Musk & Donald Trump like flip a coin on Presidents' Day to figure out who everyone is celebrating or....
I mean not us - we don't celebrate - but other people
I mean not us - we don't celebrate - but other people
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Now more than ever.
February 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Now more than ever.
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NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’
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NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’
NEW YORK—Issuing a categorical denial of the accusations, NBC producers announced Thursday there was absolutely no usage of artificial intelligence in the new series Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show. “At NBC, we are passionate about storytelling, and the truth is that machine learning isn’t capable of bringing to life vibrant characters like Jim Jack […]
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February 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’
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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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February 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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