Raz Wagner
@razwagner.bsky.social
My body is a meat puppet psychically controlled by a bird who craves violence.
You need to live so I remember that Najarala exists.
January 3, 2026 at 12:08 PM
You need to live so I remember that Najarala exists.
Night shift person here. Can confirm.
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Night shift person here. Can confirm.
I got my mom into the show by laying on the couch for 3 days watching every episode on the TV near the door. She walked by it enough times that she started watching.
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I got my mom into the show by laying on the couch for 3 days watching every episode on the TV near the door. She walked by it enough times that she started watching.
He got my age wrong. Off by 2 years.
December 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
He got my age wrong. Off by 2 years.
Surprise twist. He called at 9:15. I think my brother reminded him.
December 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Surprise twist. He called at 9:15. I think my brother reminded him.
It is almost 9pm. Still no contact from my dad.
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It is almost 9pm. Still no contact from my dad.
I will update if he remembers. I'm EST so he's had 12 hours so far.
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I will update if he remembers. I'm EST so he's had 12 hours so far.
White people all look alike to me so I can't tell.
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
White people all look alike to me so I can't tell.
Final Destination 1, 2, 3, The, 5, and Bloodlines.
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Final Destination 1, 2, 3, The, 5, and Bloodlines.
Rub a cat. Cats cure everything.
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Rub a cat. Cats cure everything.
The people love Orange Fishtopher.
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The people love Orange Fishtopher.
"Fuck you feelings. But my feelings are very sensitive and must be protected"
December 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"Fuck you feelings. But my feelings are very sensitive and must be protected"
You ever notice that when a disaster hits the south everyone goes to help out but when one hits the north, the south is a no show?
December 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You ever notice that when a disaster hits the south everyone goes to help out but when one hits the north, the south is a no show?
Whenever anyone under 25 is categorized as an adult.
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Whenever anyone under 25 is categorized as an adult.
TV Land does that with MASH in the mornings to put in more commercials. The airing time they have is like 35 minutes.
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
TV Land does that with MASH in the mornings to put in more commercials. The airing time they have is like 35 minutes.
The problem is the blanket isn't weighted enough.
December 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The problem is the blanket isn't weighted enough.