Raz Wagner
@razwagner.bsky.social
My body is a meat puppet psychically controlled by a bird who craves violence.
Watching Fullmetal Alchemist in my 30s is wild. No one is watching these babies trying to do necromancy.
January 19, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Watching Fullmetal Alchemist in my 30s is wild. No one is watching these babies trying to do necromancy.
What a rad little dude.
January 12, 2026 at 12:01 PM
What a rad little dude.
The PA Farm show has an event called "Canine Spectacular". My expectations are high.
January 11, 2026 at 6:44 AM
The PA Farm show has an event called "Canine Spectacular". My expectations are high.
I have access to a house in the country I'm tempted to secluded myself in.
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 AM
I have access to a house in the country I'm tempted to secluded myself in.
After working graveyard for 11 hours, I can finally ignore the news and my family and sleep. The ikea shark will protect me.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
After working graveyard for 11 hours, I can finally ignore the news and my family and sleep. The ikea shark will protect me.
First dream of the year was me opening my home to battered women and then I would lay in wait with a shotgun for their abusive ex to show up. And I got them too.
January 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
First dream of the year was me opening my home to battered women and then I would lay in wait with a shotgun for their abusive ex to show up. And I got them too.
No one tell my dad that it's my birthday. I want to see if he remembers this year.
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
No one tell my dad that it's my birthday. I want to see if he remembers this year.
90% sure this will activate my adhd focus and make brain go brrrrr
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
90% sure this will activate my adhd focus and make brain go brrrrr
I want to be a "white savior" but I go to a rural town and teach the red necks to be woke and hate capitalism.
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I want to be a "white savior" but I go to a rural town and teach the red necks to be woke and hate capitalism.
Snacks loves the fancy and expensive heated cat bed. Few examples in all of cat history of this occurring.
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Snacks loves the fancy and expensive heated cat bed. Few examples in all of cat history of this occurring.
When my brother would play WoW and someone tried to recruit him to a guild, he would ask them what their player to cats ratio. If it was anything less than 10 cats owned per player he would ignore them.
December 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
When my brother would play WoW and someone tried to recruit him to a guild, he would ask them what their player to cats ratio. If it was anything less than 10 cats owned per player he would ignore them.
I thought the gold bits was cheetah dust
I think this is one of the best looking limited edition controllers and I don't even play Genshin Impact
Up for pre-order now
Amazon: amzn.to/4pAO8US
Best Buy: bit.ly/3MwNj0H #ad
GameStop: bit.ly/3MuckJU
PSDirect: bit.ly/4oS3oLM
Up for pre-order now
Amazon: amzn.to/4pAO8US
Best Buy: bit.ly/3MwNj0H #ad
GameStop: bit.ly/3MuckJU
PSDirect: bit.ly/4oS3oLM
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I thought the gold bits was cheetah dust
Apps and devices should have a "I'm mentally unstable, do not suddenly change things" option.
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Apps and devices should have a "I'm mentally unstable, do not suddenly change things" option.
My buddy's Christmas gift is coming together.
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My buddy's Christmas gift is coming together.
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Buy my stuff please Eleanor has an expensive vet appointment coming up 🙃 www.mercari.com/u/coffeetan?...
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Buy my stuff please Eleanor has an expensive vet appointment coming up 🙃 www.mercari.com/u/coffeetan?...
I had a wonderful dream that RDR2 got a zombie dlc. With a story and everything.
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I had a wonderful dream that RDR2 got a zombie dlc. With a story and everything.
I'm bored. Someone come fight me to the death in a wawa parking lot or something.
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I'm bored. Someone come fight me to the death in a wawa parking lot or something.
Guess who just got declared cancer free? It's Pouncey the dog!
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Guess who just got declared cancer free? It's Pouncey the dog!
Reposted by Raz Wagner
I want a tent in my backyard where ai and emails can not find me. With a still. I'm recreating the swamp from MASH.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I want a tent in my backyard where ai and emails can not find me. With a still. I'm recreating the swamp from MASH.
@mimcifer.bsky.social let's play Dino cards.
✨ GIVEAWAY TIME!✨
To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀
To enter, see details below! 👇
To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀
To enter, see details below! 👇
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
@mimcifer.bsky.social let's play Dino cards.
Reposted by Raz Wagner
✨ GIVEAWAY TIME!✨
To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀
To enter, see details below! 👇
To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀
To enter, see details below! 👇
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
✨ GIVEAWAY TIME!✨
To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀
To enter, see details below! 👇
To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀
To enter, see details below! 👇
Dog had to go to the vet to get a lump removed. He's home now and high. He sat weird the whole ride home.
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Dog had to go to the vet to get a lump removed. He's home now and high. He sat weird the whole ride home.
Google can't even tell me when
This movie comes out. The correct answer is the 13th.
This movie comes out. The correct answer is the 13th.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Google can't even tell me when
This movie comes out. The correct answer is the 13th.
This movie comes out. The correct answer is the 13th.
War criminal died. Yay.
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
War criminal died. Yay.