Raz Wagner
@razwagner.bsky.social
My body is a meat puppet psychically controlled by a bird who craves violence.
90% sure this will activate my adhd focus and make brain go brrrrr
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
90% sure this will activate my adhd focus and make brain go brrrrr
I want to be a "white savior" but I go to a rural town and teach the red necks to be woke and hate capitalism.
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I want to be a "white savior" but I go to a rural town and teach the red necks to be woke and hate capitalism.
Snacks loves the fancy and expensive heated cat bed. Few examples in all of cat history of this occurring.
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Snacks loves the fancy and expensive heated cat bed. Few examples in all of cat history of this occurring.
When my brother would play WoW and someone tried to recruit him to a guild, he would ask them what their player to cats ratio. If it was anything less than 10 cats owned per player he would ignore them.
December 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
When my brother would play WoW and someone tried to recruit him to a guild, he would ask them what their player to cats ratio. If it was anything less than 10 cats owned per player he would ignore them.
I thought the gold bits was cheetah dust
I think this is one of the best looking limited edition controllers and I don't even play Genshin Impact
Up for pre-order now
Amazon: amzn.to/4pAO8US
Best Buy: bit.ly/3MwNj0H #ad
GameStop: bit.ly/3MuckJU
PSDirect: bit.ly/4oS3oLM
Up for pre-order now
Amazon: amzn.to/4pAO8US
Best Buy: bit.ly/3MwNj0H #ad
GameStop: bit.ly/3MuckJU
PSDirect: bit.ly/4oS3oLM
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I thought the gold bits was cheetah dust
Apps and devices should have a "I'm mentally unstable, do not suddenly change things" option.
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Apps and devices should have a "I'm mentally unstable, do not suddenly change things" option.
My buddy's Christmas gift is coming together.
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My buddy's Christmas gift is coming together.
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Buy my stuff please Eleanor has an expensive vet appointment coming up 🙃 www.mercari.com/u/coffeetan?...
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Buy my stuff please Eleanor has an expensive vet appointment coming up 🙃 www.mercari.com/u/coffeetan?...
I had a wonderful dream that RDR2 got a zombie dlc. With a story and everything.
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I had a wonderful dream that RDR2 got a zombie dlc. With a story and everything.
I'm bored. Someone come fight me to the death in a wawa parking lot or something.
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I'm bored. Someone come fight me to the death in a wawa parking lot or something.
Guess who just got declared cancer free? It's Pouncey the dog!
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Guess who just got declared cancer free? It's Pouncey the dog!
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I want a tent in my backyard where ai and emails can not find me. With a still. I'm recreating the swamp from MASH.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I want a tent in my backyard where ai and emails can not find me. With a still. I'm recreating the swamp from MASH.
@mimcifer.bsky.social let's play Dino cards.
✨ GIVEAWAY TIME!✨
To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀
To enter, see details below! 👇
To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀
To enter, see details below! 👇
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
@mimcifer.bsky.social let's play Dino cards.
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✨ GIVEAWAY TIME!✨
To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀
To enter, see details below! 👇
To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀
To enter, see details below! 👇
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
✨ GIVEAWAY TIME!✨
To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀
To enter, see details below! 👇
To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀
To enter, see details below! 👇
Dog had to go to the vet to get a lump removed. He's home now and high. He sat weird the whole ride home.
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Dog had to go to the vet to get a lump removed. He's home now and high. He sat weird the whole ride home.
Google can't even tell me when
This movie comes out. The correct answer is the 13th.
This movie comes out. The correct answer is the 13th.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Google can't even tell me when
This movie comes out. The correct answer is the 13th.
This movie comes out. The correct answer is the 13th.
War criminal died. Yay.
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
War criminal died. Yay.
Graveyard shift workers against daylight savings.
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Graveyard shift workers against daylight savings.
Pouncey has a Snoopy hoodie now.
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Pouncey has a Snoopy hoodie now.
How am I suppose to save money in this time line?
Last chance to pledge for a cool shark bag!!! Come on I know you want to!
shares are super appreciated!
shares are super appreciated!
October 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
How am I suppose to save money in this time line?
My brother gave me his basic bitch common cold. I'm at my desk working in a jacket and I'm still cold.
October 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
My brother gave me his basic bitch common cold. I'm at my desk working in a jacket and I'm still cold.
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We're almost at 50% funded for our Lucky Jumper collab with
@makeship.bsky.social!
With just one day left, now is the time to grab yours! 💙 bit.ly/4lU6WM3
@makeship.bsky.social!
With just one day left, now is the time to grab yours! 💙 bit.ly/4lU6WM3
September 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
We're almost at 50% funded for our Lucky Jumper collab with
@makeship.bsky.social!
With just one day left, now is the time to grab yours! 💙 bit.ly/4lU6WM3
@makeship.bsky.social!
With just one day left, now is the time to grab yours! 💙 bit.ly/4lU6WM3
I can't tell the late night people apart. All white people look alike to me. And 2 of them share the same name?
Jimmy Fallon reacts to ABC suspending Jimmy Kimmel’s show and mocks Donald Trump on ‘The Tonight Show’
September 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I can't tell the late night people apart. All white people look alike to me. And 2 of them share the same name?