Raz Wagner
razwagner.bsky.social
Raz Wagner
@razwagner.bsky.social
My body is a meat puppet psychically controlled by a bird who craves violence.
90% sure this will activate my adhd focus and make brain go brrrrr
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I want to be a "white savior" but I go to a rural town and teach the red necks to be woke and hate capitalism.
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Snacks loves the fancy and expensive heated cat bed. Few examples in all of cat history of this occurring.
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When my brother would play WoW and someone tried to recruit him to a guild, he would ask them what their player to cats ratio. If it was anything less than 10 cats owned per player he would ignore them.
December 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I thought the gold bits was cheetah dust
I think this is one of the best looking limited edition controllers and I don't even play Genshin Impact

Up for pre-order now
Amazon: amzn.to/4pAO8US
Best Buy: bit.ly/3MwNj0H #ad
GameStop: bit.ly/3MuckJU
PSDirect: bit.ly/4oS3oLM
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Apps and devices should have a "I'm mentally unstable, do not suddenly change things" option.
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
My buddy's Christmas gift is coming together.
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Buy my stuff please Eleanor has an expensive vet appointment coming up 🙃 www.mercari.com/u/coffeetan?...
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I had a wonderful dream that RDR2 got a zombie dlc. With a story and everything.
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm bored. Someone come fight me to the death in a wawa parking lot or something.
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Guess who just got declared cancer free? It's Pouncey the dog!
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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I made a cat shirt for a friend's kid and have extras!

jtrofe.bigcartel.com/product/exca...
Excavator Cat
Work is paused due to butterfly attack. Printed on white Gildan G5000B heavy cotton shirt
jtrofe.bigcartel.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I want a tent in my backyard where ai and emails can not find me. With a still. I'm recreating the swamp from MASH.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
@mimcifer.bsky.social let's play Dino cards.
✨ GIVEAWAY TIME!✨

To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀

To enter, see details below! 👇
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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✨ GIVEAWAY TIME!✨

To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀

To enter, see details below! 👇
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dog had to go to the vet to get a lump removed. He's home now and high. He sat weird the whole ride home.
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Google can't even tell me when
This movie comes out. The correct answer is the 13th.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
War criminal died. Yay.
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Graveyard shift workers against daylight savings.
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Pouncey has a Snoopy hoodie now.
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
How am I suppose to save money in this time line?
Last chance to pledge for a cool shark bag!!! Come on I know you want to!

shares are super appreciated!
October 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My brother gave me his basic bitch common cold. I'm at my desk working in a jacket and I'm still cold.
October 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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hi
September 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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We're almost at 50% funded for our Lucky Jumper collab with
@makeship.bsky.social!
With just one day left, now is the time to grab yours! 💙 bit.ly/4lU6WM3
September 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I can't tell the late night people apart. All white people look alike to me. And 2 of them share the same name?
Jimmy Fallon reacts to ABC suspending Jimmy Kimmel’s show and mocks Donald Trump on ‘The Tonight Show’
September 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM