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I had a game of quiet tennis today. It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
February 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I had a game of quiet tennis today. It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
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I turned down a job where I would be paid in vegetables.
The celery was unacceptable.
The celery was unacceptable.
February 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I turned down a job where I would be paid in vegetables.
The celery was unacceptable.
The celery was unacceptable.
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
The plot thickens.
February 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
The plot thickens.
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My wife told me she saw a moose on the way into work this morning. I have no idea how she knew he was going to work, but I've learned not to bring things like that up with her...
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
My wife told me she saw a moose on the way into work this morning. I have no idea how she knew he was going to work, but I've learned not to bring things like that up with her...
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I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand.
It's 13.
It's 13.
February 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand.
It's 13.
It's 13.
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Extra post: New Cartoon——Minneapolis Victory!
Extra post: New Cartoon——Minneapolis Victory!
Minnesota pushes back
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February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Extra post: New Cartoon——Minneapolis Victory!
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The animals on the Ark wanted to play cards but they couldn't. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 AM
The animals on the Ark wanted to play cards but they couldn't. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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February 11, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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Sending this to my wife after I tell her I’m not taking out the trash
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Sending this to my wife after I tell her I’m not taking out the trash
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How great it must feel to have the cat choose you to snuggle with during nap time.
February 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
How great it must feel to have the cat choose you to snuggle with during nap time.
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Trump is actively making our goods more expensive by blocking a piece of key infrastructure - apparently all because his most Epstein-linked Cabinet Secretary conveyed a request from a billionaire GOP donor. America does not have to tolerate this kind of corruption.
February 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Trump is actively making our goods more expensive by blocking a piece of key infrastructure - apparently all because his most Epstein-linked Cabinet Secretary conveyed a request from a billionaire GOP donor. America does not have to tolerate this kind of corruption.
@bychrismurray.bsky.social interesting how the Lopes - Lobos game tonight guarantees at the end of the week that NV will be top four in the league regardless of the result in Viejas. Maybe this will result in a loose Pack that finally gets that W this week in the former Aztec Bowl. 👀 on Rolison!
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
@bychrismurray.bsky.social interesting how the Lopes - Lobos game tonight guarantees at the end of the week that NV will be top four in the league regardless of the result in Viejas. Maybe this will result in a loose Pack that finally gets that W this week in the former Aztec Bowl. 👀 on Rolison!
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BREAKING: on this Super Bowl Sunday, Epstein Survivors have just released this PSA:
“Stand with us. Tell Attorney General Pam Bondi IT’S TIME FOR THE TRUTH”
Please share everywhere!
“Stand with us. Tell Attorney General Pam Bondi IT’S TIME FOR THE TRUTH”
Please share everywhere!
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
BREAKING: on this Super Bowl Sunday, Epstein Survivors have just released this PSA:
“Stand with us. Tell Attorney General Pam Bondi IT’S TIME FOR THE TRUTH”
Please share everywhere!
“Stand with us. Tell Attorney General Pam Bondi IT’S TIME FOR THE TRUTH”
Please share everywhere!
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I got fired from my job as a taxi driver.
Turns out my customers didnt like it when I tried to go the extra mile.
Turns out my customers didnt like it when I tried to go the extra mile.
August 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I got fired from my job as a taxi driver.
Turns out my customers didnt like it when I tried to go the extra mile.
Turns out my customers didnt like it when I tried to go the extra mile.
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Video of President Zelenskyy's meeting with European leaders in Washington.
August 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Video of President Zelenskyy's meeting with European leaders in Washington.
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I feel like it's time for this reminder:
August 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I feel like it's time for this reminder:
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I'm not sure what PUTIN's definition of happiness is. But I do know that PEDOfuhrer invited him & it backfired with global embarrassment & outrage.
Seriously, the US troops are rolling out the red carpet for a war criminal, compared to Zelensky didn't get any respect at the Whitehouse. 🤬🤷
Seriously, the US troops are rolling out the red carpet for a war criminal, compared to Zelensky didn't get any respect at the Whitehouse. 🤬🤷
August 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm not sure what PUTIN's definition of happiness is. But I do know that PEDOfuhrer invited him & it backfired with global embarrassment & outrage.
Seriously, the US troops are rolling out the red carpet for a war criminal, compared to Zelensky didn't get any respect at the Whitehouse. 🤬🤷
Seriously, the US troops are rolling out the red carpet for a war criminal, compared to Zelensky didn't get any respect at the Whitehouse. 🤬🤷
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You know you’re a winner when you leave Putin looking like this.
August 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You know you’re a winner when you leave Putin looking like this.
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President Stubb:
"We come from a small country, but we have long border with Russia. We have a personal story with Russia in 1944."
"We come from a small country, but we have long border with Russia. We have a personal story with Russia in 1944."
August 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
President Stubb:
"We come from a small country, but we have long border with Russia. We have a personal story with Russia in 1944."
"We come from a small country, but we have long border with Russia. We have a personal story with Russia in 1944."
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After the meeting in Alaska about an imminent peace, last night and this morning, Putin:
◾️ attacked a residential building in Kharkiv, killing 7 people (including two children) and injuring 23. The number of victims may rise, as there are still people under the rubble;
◾️ attacked a residential building in Kharkiv, killing 7 people (including two children) and injuring 23. The number of victims may rise, as there are still people under the rubble;
August 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
After the meeting in Alaska about an imminent peace, last night and this morning, Putin:
◾️ attacked a residential building in Kharkiv, killing 7 people (including two children) and injuring 23. The number of victims may rise, as there are still people under the rubble;
◾️ attacked a residential building in Kharkiv, killing 7 people (including two children) and injuring 23. The number of victims may rise, as there are still people under the rubble;
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Kharkiv right now. Moscovia bombs sleeping families. 4 victims including kids.
Don’t tell me about peace that Putin wants. Do not dare.
Don’t tell me about peace that Putin wants. Do not dare.
August 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Kharkiv right now. Moscovia bombs sleeping families. 4 victims including kids.
Don’t tell me about peace that Putin wants. Do not dare.
Don’t tell me about peace that Putin wants. Do not dare.
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94% of teachers have had to dip into their own pockets to buy school supplies. An estimated 1 in 6 have second jobs during the school year to make ends meet.
The average Wall Street employee got a record $244,700 bonus last year.
Something has gone terribly wrong.
The average Wall Street employee got a record $244,700 bonus last year.
Something has gone terribly wrong.
August 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
94% of teachers have had to dip into their own pockets to buy school supplies. An estimated 1 in 6 have second jobs during the school year to make ends meet.
The average Wall Street employee got a record $244,700 bonus last year.
Something has gone terribly wrong.
The average Wall Street employee got a record $244,700 bonus last year.
Something has gone terribly wrong.