Black Morris
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Those ridges are immaculate 🤌🏾
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Those ridges are immaculate 🤌🏾
This dude with face tattoos used to do Black music. All those accolades the announcer said about this dude, “certified diamond whatever…” he got all those accolades from doing Black music. And now he’s a country-ish artist. That shit just don’t sit right with me, bruh.
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This dude with face tattoos used to do Black music. All those accolades the announcer said about this dude, “certified diamond whatever…” he got all those accolades from doing Black music. And now he’s a country-ish artist. That shit just don’t sit right with me, bruh.
Just took down my first plate. Later than usual. Typically I’d be working on my second plate by now, but I’m getting old.
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Just took down my first plate. Later than usual. Typically I’d be working on my second plate by now, but I’m getting old.
11 play, 6 minute drive, you gotta take the points. I know that ain’t Campbell’s style. But if we’re like the left guard, or the center or some shit. That shit would piss me off. 11 car accidents, all for naught
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
11 play, 6 minute drive, you gotta take the points. I know that ain’t Campbell’s style. But if we’re like the left guard, or the center or some shit. That shit would piss me off. 11 car accidents, all for naught
It’s settled. Next year I’m pulling up to a Thanksgiving that’s serving brisket
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It’s settled. Next year I’m pulling up to a Thanksgiving that’s serving brisket
Man Jordan Love makes some of the best throws I have ever seen. Just dimes. But also some of the worst most dumbfounding throws I’ve ever seen.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Man Jordan Love makes some of the best throws I have ever seen. Just dimes. But also some of the worst most dumbfounding throws I’ve ever seen.
SMMFH, I forgot to grease the mac n cheese dish before putting the mac n cheese in it. I ALWAYS forget to grease the damn dish 😩😩
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
SMMFH, I forgot to grease the mac n cheese dish before putting the mac n cheese in it. I ALWAYS forget to grease the damn dish 😩😩
Yeah and I was sick when I saw what a small block of Velveeta is going for nowadays
Yall do the fancy ass bechamel when you make mac n cheese?
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yeah and I was sick when I saw what a small block of Velveeta is going for nowadays
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Emily Sonnett core: Champ Edition 🤪
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Emily Sonnett core: Champ Edition 🤪
I’m content with life. Right up until I drive by a marina in Charleston or Savannah or some shit. Then it’s, “damn I wish I had boat money…am I broke???”
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’m content with life. Right up until I drive by a marina in Charleston or Savannah or some shit. Then it’s, “damn I wish I had boat money…am I broke???”
“No one knows if the Oregon Ducks are good or not…”
Ok, but here’s what I do know. We go up to Seattle and do our thing against U Dub, we’re going back to the playoffs. That much I do know!
#ScoDucks
Ok, but here’s what I do know. We go up to Seattle and do our thing against U Dub, we’re going back to the playoffs. That much I do know!
#ScoDucks
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
“No one knows if the Oregon Ducks are good or not…”
Ok, but here’s what I do know. We go up to Seattle and do our thing against U Dub, we’re going back to the playoffs. That much I do know!
#ScoDucks
Ok, but here’s what I do know. We go up to Seattle and do our thing against U Dub, we’re going back to the playoffs. That much I do know!
#ScoDucks
$4 dollars for a Banquet tall boy at the QuikTrip. Smh, two more dollars and that’s like 2009 Turner Field prices
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
$4 dollars for a Banquet tall boy at the QuikTrip. Smh, two more dollars and that’s like 2009 Turner Field prices
Jameis made the adjustment to secure the reception, shed the tackler, and then George Girven finger-rolled into the end zone. The Lions are right back to being an unserious franchise. It was fun while it lasted
The Jameis Winston experience, summed up in one play.
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Jameis made the adjustment to secure the reception, shed the tackler, and then George Girven finger-rolled into the end zone. The Lions are right back to being an unserious franchise. It was fun while it lasted
Gotta cancel the rest of their season 😂😂
Hey get the Lions outta here !!
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Gotta cancel the rest of their season 😂😂
Jameis with the stiff arm 😂😂😂😂😂
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Jameis with the stiff arm 😂😂😂😂😂
Nebraska is gonna lose to Iowa next weekend and finish 7-5. That’s really been the story since Bo Pelini. Nebraska got tired of winning 9 games under Pelini, so they fired him. And they’ve been 6-6, 7-5 ever since. Lmao, big dumb beautiful sport of college football
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Nebraska is gonna lose to Iowa next weekend and finish 7-5. That’s really been the story since Bo Pelini. Nebraska got tired of winning 9 games under Pelini, so they fired him. And they’ve been 6-6, 7-5 ever since. Lmao, big dumb beautiful sport of college football
Watching Kelley O’Hara on this NWSL Championship pre-match show. The fit, tho. She got that shit on
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Watching Kelley O’Hara on this NWSL Championship pre-match show. The fit, tho. She got that shit on
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white duck got in there acting white as hell. 😂😂😂
i've been slacking with the farm content lately so here's some ducks splashing around in a tub:
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
white duck got in there acting white as hell. 😂😂😂
We gotta stop talking about Texas being in the hunt or whatever. You can’t be in a game with 2 win Arkansas at the crib and be taken seriously. Texas has been eye to eye with a lot of teams they shouldn’t be eye to eye with
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We gotta stop talking about Texas being in the hunt or whatever. You can’t be in a game with 2 win Arkansas at the crib and be taken seriously. Texas has been eye to eye with a lot of teams they shouldn’t be eye to eye with
The way The 45 King came up with this beat/sample was crazy
25 years ago today, Eminem released "Stan" featuring Dido's haunting vocals. The track became a cultural phenomenon, topping charts in 12 countries and adding a new word to the dictionary.
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The way The 45 King came up with this beat/sample was crazy
Isn’t this the lady that was out in the streets getting AFTER it a while back? I feel like at one pint I was like, “I wanna party with that Finnish PM
Former Finnish PM Sanna Marin put it bluntly: “To end the conflict, Russia must leave Ukrainian territory.”
Just one point. Nothing more to discuss.
Just one point. Nothing more to discuss.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Isn’t this the lady that was out in the streets getting AFTER it a while back? I feel like at one pint I was like, “I wanna party with that Finnish PM
I don’t go to nearly as many shows as I once did. I used to hit a few dozen shows a year. A few dozen more if you include DJs. Post-Covid I’ve been averaging a dozen shows a year. Not as many as before, but the quality of show I’ll attend now is top notch
Finally. FINALLY, got to see Margo Price in person last night. Hearing her version of Maggie’s Farm live 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
She shut it the fuck down with that shit
She shut it the fuck down with that shit
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I don’t go to nearly as many shows as I once did. I used to hit a few dozen shows a year. A few dozen more if you include DJs. Post-Covid I’ve been averaging a dozen shows a year. Not as many as before, but the quality of show I’ll attend now is top notch