Real Donnie Baseball
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I could shoot my team's closer with two outs and the bases loaded in a World Series Game Seven and my fans would still love me.
You're welcome, ladies
December 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You're welcome, ladies
I know what you're thinking. But unlike Minnesota's "Somalians," Stephen Miller's ancestors came from an extremely successful and exclusive Belarusian shtetl.
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I know what you're thinking. But unlike Minnesota's "Somalians," Stephen Miller's ancestors came from an extremely successful and exclusive Belarusian shtetl.
Mamdani's New York. It's already started.
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Mamdani's New York. It's already started.
"Nine months later, God became man when Mary gave birth to a son, Jesus." He would have become man at the moment of conception but this was like 4 or 5 BC; Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, and Barrett hadn't been confirmed yet.
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"Nine months later, God became man when Mary gave birth to a son, Jesus." He would have become man at the moment of conception but this was like 4 or 5 BC; Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, and Barrett hadn't been confirmed yet.
Meh. Drawing and quartering is masculine. Breaking on the wheel is masculine. Boiling people to death is masculine. Hanging? Not so much, really.
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Meh. Drawing and quartering is masculine. Breaking on the wheel is masculine. Boiling people to death is masculine. Hanging? Not so much, really.
My friends on the Cement and Concrete Workers District Council like Rao's. So I like Rao's. That's just how it is. Business.
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My friends on the Cement and Concrete Workers District Council like Rao's. So I like Rao's. That's just how it is. Business.
Prestigious? It's a completely fake "Victorian" hotel built in 2010. Real Donnie House®, on the other hand, is a completely genuine, much newer, exact recreation of Hadrian's Villa. But 60 stories tall. With a casino. And pole dancing. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭 prestigiositude. Call me, Taylor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Prestigious? It's a completely fake "Victorian" hotel built in 2010. Real Donnie House®, on the other hand, is a completely genuine, much newer, exact recreation of Hadrian's Villa. But 60 stories tall. With a casino. And pole dancing. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭 prestigiositude. Call me, Taylor.
Google News thought I'd like to read an essay about how "we" on the Left should write detective novels with explicitly "Marxist aesthetics." Google News is weird.
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Google News thought I'd like to read an essay about how "we" on the Left should write detective novels with explicitly "Marxist aesthetics." Google News is weird.
"I say, I say, boy—pay attention when I’m talkin' to ya—I say I'm gay! Really. That's not a joke, son. Netflix made me gay."
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"I say, I say, boy—pay attention when I’m talkin' to ya—I say I'm gay! Really. That's not a joke, son. Netflix made me gay."
Atrazine in the water. Watch your back, Michigan J. Frog.
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Atrazine in the water. Watch your back, Michigan J. Frog.
Why can't I get people like this in the Real Donnie Stadium® press box?
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Why can't I get people like this in the Real Donnie Stadium® press box?
Don't tell Mrs. Baseball. I want it to be a surprise.
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Don't tell Mrs. Baseball. I want it to be a surprise.
Muhrica. Fuck youse guys
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Muhrica. Fuck youse guys
If you do the math this means the present value of each current homeless person's entire future life is approximately $400.
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If you do the math this means the present value of each current homeless person's entire future life is approximately $400.
PS: Fuck you, Jordan Cooper, you ignorant, smug little twat.
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
PS: Fuck you, Jordan Cooper, you ignorant, smug little twat.
$40 million from Amazon/MGM in a deal arranged after the 2024 election. Which reminds me: What about that Mrs. Baseball documentary we discussed, Jeff? I can sell my team merchandise on Temu, you know that, right?
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
$40 million from Amazon/MGM in a deal arranged after the 2024 election. Which reminds me: What about that Mrs. Baseball documentary we discussed, Jeff? I can sell my team merchandise on Temu, you know that, right?
Can't make this up
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Can't make this up
Hey, whatever pharma giant makes and markets the stuff nowadays. I have a great idea for a TV ad campaign. You open with footage of a pupil-dilated Candace on her podcast next to a blackboard that has an arrow pointing to "One Israeli" and she's talking a mile a minute about "Charlie" and ...
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Hey, whatever pharma giant makes and markets the stuff nowadays. I have a great idea for a TV ad campaign. You open with footage of a pupil-dilated Candace on her podcast next to a blackboard that has an arrow pointing to "One Israeli" and she's talking a mile a minute about "Charlie" and ...
Only eight?
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Only eight?
I love Roger like a brother, but me, I recommend the Real Donnie Baseball "Super-Extra-Wide Shoulder Pad Rigs That Don't Really Hide How Grotesquely Fat You Are But They Do Have a Fake Brioni Label Five Identical Dark Blues" Collection®. The best suits. Many people are saying.
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I love Roger like a brother, but me, I recommend the Real Donnie Baseball "Super-Extra-Wide Shoulder Pad Rigs That Don't Really Hide How Grotesquely Fat You Are But They Do Have a Fake Brioni Label Five Identical Dark Blues" Collection®. The best suits. Many people are saying.
The turkey, Rafael "Gobble" Aldana, whose Miami-based family and businesses gave a combined $78 million to President Trump's 2024 campaign, was convicted of drug trafficking and money laundering in 2022 and had served slightly more than two years of an 18-year federal prison sentence.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The turkey, Rafael "Gobble" Aldana, whose Miami-based family and businesses gave a combined $78 million to President Trump's 2024 campaign, was convicted of drug trafficking and money laundering in 2022 and had served slightly more than two years of an 18-year federal prison sentence.
Fuck. I paid list price for one of the greatest intellectuals of our time last Tuesday. Shoulda waited.
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Fuck. I paid list price for one of the greatest intellectuals of our time last Tuesday. Shoulda waited.
Demons of Lust is one of @timcushing.bsky.social's favorite bands
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Demons of Lust is one of @timcushing.bsky.social's favorite bands