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I could shoot my team's closer with two outs and the bases loaded in a World Series Game Seven and my fans would still love me.
I believe a true Kavanaugh stop under Noem v. Perdomo requires that the detained individual, once his legal residency or US citizenship is established, be given a free keg of beer. This man should sue.
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I believe a true Kavanaugh stop under Noem v. Perdomo requires that the detained individual, once his legal residency or US citizenship is established, be given a free keg of beer. This man should sue.
You can't fight Big Asshole. Citizens United and McCutcheon made sure of that.
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
You can't fight Big Asshole. Citizens United and McCutcheon made sure of that.
60-40 on the evidence presented during this trial AND "Does the defendant look like a person who'd commit this kind of crime?" That, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is what you must now decide.
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
60-40 on the evidence presented during this trial AND "Does the defendant look like a person who'd commit this kind of crime?" That, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is what you must now decide.
Pleased and proud to announce that Stephen Miller will be headlining Cluster B Personality Disorderpalooza 2026 at Real Donnie Stadium®. Tickets on sale now.
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Pleased and proud to announce that Stephen Miller will be headlining Cluster B Personality Disorderpalooza 2026 at Real Donnie Stadium®. Tickets on sale now.
Imagine being an administration that loudly and regularly proclaims itself a brave and lonely defender of Christianity while not knowing what is quite literally the first thing about that faith.
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Imagine being an administration that loudly and regularly proclaims itself a brave and lonely defender of Christianity while not knowing what is quite literally the first thing about that faith.
If President Trump says Jesus wasn't God while he was still in the womb, then Jesus wasn't God while he was still in the womb, okay? I don't care what the Councils of Ephesus and Chalcedon think. Nobody watches those shows anymore.
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If President Trump says Jesus wasn't God while he was still in the womb, then Jesus wasn't God while he was still in the womb, okay? I don't care what the Councils of Ephesus and Chalcedon think. Nobody watches those shows anymore.
PS: A large body of academic historical research on public spectacle executions has conclusively demonstrated that they had a significant brutalizing effect on audiences and surrounding populations, and were strongly correlated with higher subsequent homicide rates. Very manly.
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
PS: A large body of academic historical research on public spectacle executions has conclusively demonstrated that they had a significant brutalizing effect on audiences and surrounding populations, and were strongly correlated with higher subsequent homicide rates. Very manly.
You were hoping for Storm Dermot?
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
You were hoping for Storm Dermot?
that's not how the song goes goddammit
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
that's not how the song goes goddammit
Brought to you by Stephen Miller, man of letters, classicist, Western Civ polymath. You didn't know he can recite the entire Táin Bó Cúailnge from memory, did you? Good thing such a man is riding to Europe's rescue. Otherwise you'll all soon be painting your asses blue and foraging for berries.
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Brought to you by Stephen Miller, man of letters, classicist, Western Civ polymath. You didn't know he can recite the entire Táin Bó Cúailnge from memory, did you? Good thing such a man is riding to Europe's rescue. Otherwise you'll all soon be painting your asses blue and foraging for berries.