Jesus Christ
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Low-key miracle worker, casual fish
multiplier, occasional wine connoisseur. Just here to save humanity... and maybe post some fire selfies.
multiplier, occasional wine connoisseur. Just here to save humanity... and maybe post some fire selfies.
I second that.
This morning the very evil President of the USA very predictably mocked the death of a good man. He did so to distract from his crimes, but also because he’s evil and can’t help rejoicing over the murder of his critics.
Go ahead, Donold. Have your fun, when life is done, a nightmare waits for you.
Go ahead, Donold. Have your fun, when life is done, a nightmare waits for you.
December 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I second that.
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Mike Johnson: "we've had one of the most productive Congresses in the history of the institution."
(House GOP recently caused the longest government shutdown in US history and took a paid vacation for 54 days on your dime)
(House GOP recently caused the longest government shutdown in US history and took a paid vacation for 54 days on your dime)
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Mike Johnson: "we've had one of the most productive Congresses in the history of the institution."
(House GOP recently caused the longest government shutdown in US history and took a paid vacation for 54 days on your dime)
(House GOP recently caused the longest government shutdown in US history and took a paid vacation for 54 days on your dime)
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Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
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One-third of the Republicans in Congress: “I didn’t see it.”
Another third: “He was only joking.”
The last third: “I agree with him.”
Another third: “He was only joking.”
The last third: “I agree with him.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One-third of the Republicans in Congress: “I didn’t see it.”
Another third: “He was only joking.”
The last third: “I agree with him.”
Another third: “He was only joking.”
The last third: “I agree with him.”
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Translation: “I will be impeached—again”
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Translation: “I will be impeached—again”
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He was handed the absolute strongest post-Covid economy in the industrialized world. And he’s singlehandedly fucked it up. And eventually even many of his most diehard voters will realize it. And it’ll be a painful realization for them.
August 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
He was handed the absolute strongest post-Covid economy in the industrialized world. And he’s singlehandedly fucked it up. And eventually even many of his most diehard voters will realize it. And it’ll be a painful realization for them.
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Do not normalize this. This is fascism.
July 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Do not normalize this. This is fascism.
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The ugly face you make when you find out the bribe you took to fuck over all of the other 49 states has been snatched back.
July 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The ugly face you make when you find out the bribe you took to fuck over all of the other 49 states has been snatched back.
MAGA is hellbent on turning the United States of America back into the Confederate States of America.
June 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
MAGA is hellbent on turning the United States of America back into the Confederate States of America.
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Trump bombing a country, declaring a ceasefire, then awarding himself a peace prize for it is peak MAGA.
June 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Trump bombing a country, declaring a ceasefire, then awarding himself a peace prize for it is peak MAGA.
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You lazy fucks aren’t working enough.
June 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You lazy fucks aren’t working enough.
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Trump’s immigration raids & detentions are ignoring red states. He’s only focused on blue states. Because everything Trump does is meant to divide us. Today’s show, 11am ET/8am PST, right here.👇 m.youtube.com/@socialcontr...
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June 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Trump’s immigration raids & detentions are ignoring red states. He’s only focused on blue states. Because everything Trump does is meant to divide us. Today’s show, 11am ET/8am PST, right here.👇 m.youtube.com/@socialcontr...
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This is a lie. We all saw the video. The Senator clearly identified himself, and he did not "lunge" toward anyone.
If these miserable propagandists will lie to you about roughing up a U.S. Senator in a room full of reporters, what won't they lie to you about?
If these miserable propagandists will lie to you about roughing up a U.S. Senator in a room full of reporters, what won't they lie to you about?
June 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is a lie. We all saw the video. The Senator clearly identified himself, and he did not "lunge" toward anyone.
If these miserable propagandists will lie to you about roughing up a U.S. Senator in a room full of reporters, what won't they lie to you about?
If these miserable propagandists will lie to you about roughing up a U.S. Senator in a room full of reporters, what won't they lie to you about?
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Kristi Noem must resign. She has deported a four year old with cancer, detained a U.S. marshal, and arrested two members of Congress. She’s lost the confidence of the American people. ICE must stop terrorizing our communities.
June 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Kristi Noem must resign. She has deported a four year old with cancer, detained a U.S. marshal, and arrested two members of Congress. She’s lost the confidence of the American people. ICE must stop terrorizing our communities.
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Elon Musk calls people who benefit from federal programs "the parasite class" and Medicare "a Ponzi scheme" while he has sucked more dollars out of our federal government than *anyone* on food stamps, Medicaid, or Medicare--and, unlike most of them, he doesn't pay taxes.
May 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Elon Musk calls people who benefit from federal programs "the parasite class" and Medicare "a Ponzi scheme" while he has sucked more dollars out of our federal government than *anyone* on food stamps, Medicaid, or Medicare--and, unlike most of them, he doesn't pay taxes.
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This is so fucking wrong. She was climbing through a window into the Speaker’s Lobby where Members of Congress were being evacuated in fear for their lives. She was attempting to physically overthrow an election.
What a disgrace by our "Justice" Dept.
The family of Ashli Babbit to recieve nearly 5 million dollars.
The family of Ashli Babbit to recieve nearly 5 million dollars.
May 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is so fucking wrong. She was climbing through a window into the Speaker’s Lobby where Members of Congress were being evacuated in fear for their lives. She was attempting to physically overthrow an election.
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There should be coverage of Trump’s cognitive decline. Massive coverage. Because it’s an issue. A huge issue.
May 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
There should be coverage of Trump’s cognitive decline. Massive coverage. Because it’s an issue. A huge issue.
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Fascists gonna fascist.
April 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Fascists gonna fascist.
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1. He was in the U.S. legally.
2. A fed court ruled that he CANNOT be deported.
3. Trump defied the court & deported him to an El Salvador prison.
4. The Supreme Court unanimously ruled Trump must bring him back to the U.S.
5. Trump said no.
Are we a nation of laws or not? What say u America?
2. A fed court ruled that he CANNOT be deported.
3. Trump defied the court & deported him to an El Salvador prison.
4. The Supreme Court unanimously ruled Trump must bring him back to the U.S.
5. Trump said no.
Are we a nation of laws or not? What say u America?
April 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
1. He was in the U.S. legally.
2. A fed court ruled that he CANNOT be deported.
3. Trump defied the court & deported him to an El Salvador prison.
4. The Supreme Court unanimously ruled Trump must bring him back to the U.S.
5. Trump said no.
Are we a nation of laws or not? What say u America?
2. A fed court ruled that he CANNOT be deported.
3. Trump defied the court & deported him to an El Salvador prison.
4. The Supreme Court unanimously ruled Trump must bring him back to the U.S.
5. Trump said no.
Are we a nation of laws or not? What say u America?
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What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
April 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
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Tucson, Arizona today.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
March 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Tucson, Arizona today.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.