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Bird Lawyer
@realjoenathan.bsky.social
Native Scrantonian. Sloth advocate. Washington and Villanova Alum. Actual lawyer. Probably chaotic good.
Big if true
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Definitely looks like an ass pic
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
What exactly am I looking at here?
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Love her. Took me halfway through the video for Paper Bag to realize all the supporting players were 12-year-olds.

Also, if you get a chance to see her live, do it. You will never hear such a loud noise come out of such a small person.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This is where my money is too... way more emphasis these days on just getting the ball carrier down over putting him in the hospital and safer tackling.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Yes, but also totally upended a career, moved the family, and took a pretty significant step back financially to get here... so not *entirely* luck...
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Nah. This person is probably mid-30s to mid-50s.

Scranton is a hell of a place, man.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Don't Trot on Me!
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Spot on. The best approximation I can come up with for people who don't know someone like this is the Rust Belt equivalent of the racist, anti-vaxx lady with a high school education who is also really into crystals.
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
(And Deadhead)

These are the people I grew up with.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Native Scrantonian here: this is pretty representative of the median Scranton voter, believe it or not.
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It's fun to visit, but I hated living there
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Sounds delicious!
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If money was no object, I'd still live pretty much right where I am... which is a very, very weird thing for me to say.
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
There's not a decently livable city on that list until Boston...
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Take that, round earthers!
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM