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realladys.bsky.social
Real Lady S
@realladys.bsky.social
210 followers 570 following 76 posts
Mum to a rescue cockapoo, Eyesight like Velma from Scooby Doo, Rock music afficionado, public sector worker. Joined during the 'Surge' of August '24, I am #6,148,075.
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realladys.bsky.social
Don't berate me for being very very late to the party, but we've just binged #TedLasso over the last few weeks and I'm left quite bereft now that it's over. 😟
February 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
realladys.bsky.social
Put together a Joseph & Joseph laundry bin yesterday. Took every bloody ounce of willpower I could find not to:
A, launch the bloody thing through the window
B, have a toddler style meltdown at its refusal to comply during said construction.
(Managed B just to contradict husbands expectations!)
January 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
realladys.bsky.social
How it's started.... (hang on in there for the 'how it's going)...
Ugly Elmo truck on fire in front of one of the Tangoed Tyrants towers.
January 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
realladys.bsky.social
G Beebies news chap out in the breeze in Nottingham just said alerts have gone out to "300 million people" in the affected UK areas!!!!
December 7, 2024 at 9:09 AM
realladys.bsky.social
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My 2024 Wrapped – get yours
2024 Wrapped
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December 7, 2024 at 9:05 AM
realladys.bsky.social
Shredless marmalade = joyless marmalade.
December 3, 2024 at 11:28 PM
realladys.bsky.social
Pep - 'But we've won 6 titles' =
Farage - 'But I've got a million TikTok followers'.
December 1, 2024 at 10:44 PM
realladys.bsky.social
The face I make when I don't get the food I expected.
#DogsofBlueSky
A fluffy cockapoo ruminating on the fact she didn't get the people food she was expecting.
December 1, 2024 at 9:01 PM
realladys.bsky.social
Currently enduring 'Ultimate Farce' that husband has just discovered is re-running on itvX.
It's still cringey.
November 23, 2024 at 10:20 PM
realladys.bsky.social
Anyone? Yes.... you at the back. 50p you say?
The dogs favourite squeaky banana taped to the wall in the hope someone will pay me six point two million US dollars for it.
November 22, 2024 at 5:43 PM
realladys.bsky.social
How I feel at work most of the time... (although Im not a beardy bloke!)
Bearded man in a dark shirt staring at a laptop screen with the word 'help' projected across his forehead.
November 18, 2024 at 8:48 PM
realladys.bsky.social
Block and move on as they say....
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November 17, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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stephenfarrow.bsky.social
Block the blockheads.
Top half of the picture: Britain First's Bluesky profile. Bottom half of the picture: Britain First's Bluesky profile after I blocked them.
November 16, 2024 at 11:49 PM
realladys.bsky.social
@nnweather.bsky.social glad to see you and @thesnowdreamer.bsky.social both here now. 🙂
November 15, 2024 at 11:10 PM
realladys.bsky.social
Hey bluesky... BLUE SKY!
Cloudy sky with a faint sliver of blue sky visible behind it.
November 10, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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codfather.bsky.social
😂
October 25, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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cpsc.gov
Use a flashlight or glowstick in your pumpkin instead of candles this #Halloween
A spooky forest creature made of wood walking through the forest holding a jack-o-lantern that has a candle in it. There is a kid named Wade - the town's Halloween Safety Inspector, dressed as a fire fighter with a bullhorn in the foreground. The kid says, "Sir, let's get a battery operated light or glowstick in that pumpkin. Much safer. You're some kind of forest creature, sir. Made of wood, so... Yep. Thanks."
October 7, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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louishenwood.bsky.social
The IKEA Anderson bog brush is only 30p
The IKEA Farage bog brush is only 80p
September 21, 2024 at 6:13 PM
realladys.bsky.social
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #6,148,075!
September 17, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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bootsmcgoot.bsky.social
Cheeseburger bangle stack has become my new rhythmic earworm. So long, etruscan ceramic boar
Facebook post by Anna Jakubik Chenard in "Weird (and Wonderful) Secondhand Finds That Just Need To Be Shared: Searched multiple secondhand markets and found these vintage bracelets to create the perfect cheeseburger bangle stack" Bangles resemble bun, burger, cheese, sauce and salad.
September 6, 2024 at 10:56 AM
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tobyontv.bsky.social
‘The stars have aligned’*

*In 2025 - coincidentally the year of the Oasis tour - Noel Gallagher will fully own the publishing rights to the songs & wants to flog them for hundreds of millions
From The Times: Some years ago, Noel identified 2025 as the first time such a sale could take place: that is the year he said that the songs' publishing rights will be fully owned by him, as outlined in their record contract. A sale of Oasis song rights for hundreds of millions of pounds sounds like Noel's masterplan. He just needs to keep things cordial with his brother for another 12 months. Noel is acutely aware of the goldmine he could be sitting on. "[Bob] Dylan just sold his back catalogue," he said three years ago. "What do you do? Leave it to your kids? They don't value music. Or do you take the £200 million and buy the superyacht and the Learjet and go, 'F***ing have it, come on!' I think the latter."
September 2, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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countbinface.bsky.social
Bless ‘em.
August 27, 2024 at 8:06 PM
realladys.bsky.social
The dog has a new crocodile toy which I've called 'Snappy Snaps'. Amusing only myself with the George Michael reference.
August 28, 2024 at 8:04 PM
realladys.bsky.social
There's got to come a point where simply by remaining 'over there', it will be viewed as tacit support for the views being bounced around.
I for one feel much better being here.
August 22, 2024 at 9:23 PM