Real Person
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Real Person
@realpersonhm.bsky.social
I am a real person




Also I hate worms
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snom about to get run over
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I was playing magic poker with a bunch of time wizards, and for my first hand I was given a sigil yesterday. For my second hand, though...
I was dealt a rune tommorow.
June 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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the rot consumes
March 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Deltarune fandom current status
March 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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the union is more than a little upset the new company headphones are the shitty kind with no cat ears. this is grounds for a walk out
February 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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low key (high key) absolutely obsessed with MINDWAVE. Abbie is absolutely everything good in the world rolled up into a single manic hyperfem bundle of joy

first time I've ever donated to a kickstarter, please PLEASE play the demo

#mwfanartcontest #mindwave #mindwaveabbie #mindwavepandora #fanart
February 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Owls lay eggs that are almost spheres. This is because they worship mathematical roundness; they consider themselves holier than other birds, and every mother smashes the least spherical egg of her clutch
February 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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side snom staring at you
February 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is a tawny frogmouth, the best bird. Here are things they do right (other birds, take notes):

• Funny looking face
• Amazing name
• Does not eat worms (so they do not absorb their evil)
• Nocturnal
• Camouflage
February 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Frogs are cool. Worms, on the other hand, worms are evil.
January 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM