Sam Uzi
@realsamuzi.bsky.social
Best 21st Century author you've never heard of.
Entertainment for people who enjoy thinking.
(amazon.com/author/samuzi)
Soul brother number 6.
Entertainment for people who enjoy thinking.
(amazon.com/author/samuzi)
Soul brother number 6.
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Here it is:
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WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
The full segment aired on the GlobalTV app in Canada. Someone sent me a link to a recorded version. Let's see if we can figure out whether Bari Weiss' decision to spike it was editorial or political.
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December 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Here it is:
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Merry Christmas everyone
remember, despite all the assholes, we are all of one spirit and love, despite all the hatred, is the ultimate answer
remember, despite all the assholes, we are all of one spirit and love, despite all the hatred, is the ultimate answer
December 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Merry Christmas everyone
remember, despite all the assholes, we are all of one spirit and love, despite all the hatred, is the ultimate answer
remember, despite all the assholes, we are all of one spirit and love, despite all the hatred, is the ultimate answer
post 2am chanting outside: "Fuck that reindeer, fuck that reindeer!"
...SantaCon has gone too far...
#outlawfun
...SantaCon has gone too far...
#outlawfun
December 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
post 2am chanting outside: "Fuck that reindeer, fuck that reindeer!"
...SantaCon has gone too far...
#outlawfun
...SantaCon has gone too far...
#outlawfun
weird cab experience.... 1st cab tried to precharge me $10 more than the usual fare for the ride I take often... called again, same driver was assigned and he just drove right past... called again, new driver took longest route, making fare way more than usual
1/2
1/2
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
weird cab experience.... 1st cab tried to precharge me $10 more than the usual fare for the ride I take often... called again, same driver was assigned and he just drove right past... called again, new driver took longest route, making fare way more than usual
1/2
1/2
this is George Smilodon, my favorite Christmas ornament. He broke a leg years ago and my girlfriend said he went to a farm upstate. I was devastated. But here he is, appearing in the bottom of the box. I am so happy.
George is also the star of a very stupid video.
youtu.be/P0b2YLYkFp0?...
George is also the star of a very stupid video.
youtu.be/P0b2YLYkFp0?...
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
this is George Smilodon, my favorite Christmas ornament. He broke a leg years ago and my girlfriend said he went to a farm upstate. I was devastated. But here he is, appearing in the bottom of the box. I am so happy.
George is also the star of a very stupid video.
youtu.be/P0b2YLYkFp0?...
George is also the star of a very stupid video.
youtu.be/P0b2YLYkFp0?...
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them: let me get this straight; you accidentally super-glued yourself to your autobiography?
me: that's my story and I'm sticking to it
me: that's my story and I'm sticking to it
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
them: let me get this straight; you accidentally super-glued yourself to your autobiography?
me: that's my story and I'm sticking to it
me: that's my story and I'm sticking to it
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Meanwhile in Minnesota...
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Meanwhile in Minnesota...
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If you’re out shopping for Black Friday deals today, remember: it’s a time of great stress and pressure for workers who don’t get to spend the day with their family and friends, and often work long shifts.
Be kind, and take a moment to thank a retail worker.
Be kind, and take a moment to thank a retail worker.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you’re out shopping for Black Friday deals today, remember: it’s a time of great stress and pressure for workers who don’t get to spend the day with their family and friends, and often work long shifts.
Be kind, and take a moment to thank a retail worker.
Be kind, and take a moment to thank a retail worker.
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Waymo = cat killer
Waymo murdered our neighborhood's beloved mascot...
screw those guys
Waymo murdered our neighborhood's beloved mascot...
screw those guys
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Waymo = cat killer
Waymo murdered our neighborhood's beloved mascot...
screw those guys
Waymo murdered our neighborhood's beloved mascot...
screw those guys
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so hot in the dinosaur suit!!!
#nokings San Francisco march!!! Nearly passed out but it was worth the effort!!!
#loveamerica #endTrump
Dinosaurs For Democracy!!!!!
🦖🇺🇸
#nokings San Francisco march!!! Nearly passed out but it was worth the effort!!!
#loveamerica #endTrump
Dinosaurs For Democracy!!!!!
🦖🇺🇸
October 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
so hot in the dinosaur suit!!!
#nokings San Francisco march!!! Nearly passed out but it was worth the effort!!!
#loveamerica #endTrump
Dinosaurs For Democracy!!!!!
🦖🇺🇸
#nokings San Francisco march!!! Nearly passed out but it was worth the effort!!!
#loveamerica #endTrump
Dinosaurs For Democracy!!!!!
🦖🇺🇸
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my trusty Casio G-Shock solar powered watch... kickin' for 22 years, only runs a little fast... gift from my favorite person in the world
October 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
my trusty Casio G-Shock solar powered watch... kickin' for 22 years, only runs a little fast... gift from my favorite person in the world
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@stephenking.bsky.social dood, I know no one has ever said this before, but you are an amazingly good writer... your prose is transparent and evocative, and your stories rich and compelling... somebody just had to say it out loud! in reality: thanks for all the good reads
October 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@stephenking.bsky.social dood, I know no one has ever said this before, but you are an amazingly good writer... your prose is transparent and evocative, and your stories rich and compelling... somebody just had to say it out loud! in reality: thanks for all the good reads
the old ways must croak
October 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
the old ways must croak