Fuck Claire's

The regime's desire for authoritarianism is bottomless, but their capacity is not. Not even close.

They rely on bluster and memes to make up the difference. The threat is real, but less powerful than they say.

Freedom-loving Americans outnumber them by a lot. Communities can resist. Like this one:

My Led Zeppelin cover band...

Hey, that's MY boat 🤣

Huston, we have a hero.
RIP Jim Lovell
#nasa

I'm just here for the entropy, brah

He's an evil mf

Roll D8 for damage, comrade!

Can we get a 72 hour psych hold on Trump? Please?

Viva Luigi

I'm starting a group called the Groucho Marxists. It's an anarchist co-op that does mobile stand up comedy, mutual aid, and a free vegan buffet.

I want a backyard pet funeral. Just dump my ashes in a cardboard shoe box and bury me near the bushes. Or flush me like a goldfish 🐠

Hansel and Gretel by Guillermo Del Toro

Bambi directed by Matthew Barney

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves as directed by Lars Von Trier

Not as good looking as the Hanson Brothers

Where are we going for brunch after the revolution

I'm sitting here, minding my own damn business and then it hit me: in the teenage nuthouse I was in, they LET US SMOKE...they knew we were minors, no alcohol or drugs...but apparently cigarettes soothed the savage beast

The 80s were a dark, dark time

❤️

Ortolan...reminds me of Hannibal

Overheard in the café:

"I don't believe in pennies"

Tonight's dining experience brought to you by the UCSF Hospital cafeteria

Charlie Kirk was killed for saying things "that used to be simple common sense," says Boris Johnson.

Here's a few of those things