Maya Dancer
@karenmiller.bsky.social
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Maya Dancer
@karenmiller.bsky.social
· Sep 28
Hot Dads in Your Area Looking for Garage Spaces
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FRIEND: how was your Thanksgiving
MY WIFE: not good
FRIEND: what happened?
MY WIFE: *points at me* he tried to carve the turkey with a sword
ME: IT’S CALLED A KATANA
MY WIFE: not good
FRIEND: what happened?
MY WIFE: *points at me* he tried to carve the turkey with a sword
ME: IT’S CALLED A KATANA
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
FRIEND: how was your Thanksgiving
MY WIFE: not good
FRIEND: what happened?
MY WIFE: *points at me* he tried to carve the turkey with a sword
ME: IT’S CALLED A KATANA
MY WIFE: not good
FRIEND: what happened?
MY WIFE: *points at me* he tried to carve the turkey with a sword
ME: IT’S CALLED A KATANA
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TIL that thousands of German teens facing conscription into the Hitler Youth/League of German Girls, said fuck it, I'll be a pirate instead, and the Edelweiss Pirates were born. Their slogan was "Eternal War on the Hitler Youth".
Fuck yeah. When the world tries to make you a fascist, be a pirate.
Fuck yeah. When the world tries to make you a fascist, be a pirate.
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
TIL that thousands of German teens facing conscription into the Hitler Youth/League of German Girls, said fuck it, I'll be a pirate instead, and the Edelweiss Pirates were born. Their slogan was "Eternal War on the Hitler Youth".
Fuck yeah. When the world tries to make you a fascist, be a pirate.
Fuck yeah. When the world tries to make you a fascist, be a pirate.
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I thought you were a unicorn, but you were only a jackass in a party hat
May 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I thought you were a unicorn, but you were only a jackass in a party hat
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Let's make this House of Pancakes a Home of pancakes
May 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Let's make this House of Pancakes a Home of pancakes
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A root beer so good that it breaks the long-simmering factional divides on the Grand Dad Council and results in 3 decades of sustained lawnwar
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
A root beer so good that it breaks the long-simmering factional divides on the Grand Dad Council and results in 3 decades of sustained lawnwar
My boss was singing "In the service of the Lord" and what I heard was "the circus of the Lord" and boy am I having dialectical orgasms about this metaphor
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My boss was singing "In the service of the Lord" and what I heard was "the circus of the Lord" and boy am I having dialectical orgasms about this metaphor
I've had a chile relleno burrito but never an enchilada burrito.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I've had a chile relleno burrito but never an enchilada burrito.
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The boardgame Clue(do) is a Sisyphean nightmare of cosmic horror where a character gruesomely murders a victim in different ways (usually with their bare hands) night after endless night in a manor house from which there is no escape while being pursued by their compatriots.
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The boardgame Clue(do) is a Sisyphean nightmare of cosmic horror where a character gruesomely murders a victim in different ways (usually with their bare hands) night after endless night in a manor house from which there is no escape while being pursued by their compatriots.
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Abandoned shopping malls are the Roman ruins of our society
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Abandoned shopping malls are the Roman ruins of our society
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Prosperity Gospel but for getting delicious chili dogs.
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Prosperity Gospel but for getting delicious chili dogs.
A triad of visually impared rodents
Observe how they perambulate
Observe how they perambulate
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
A triad of visually impared rodents
Observe how they perambulate
Observe how they perambulate
Got a cortisone shot in my hip and am pain free for the first time in 7 years.
I put it off so long because on some level I felt I deserved pain.
I put it off so long because on some level I felt I deserved pain.
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Got a cortisone shot in my hip and am pain free for the first time in 7 years.
I put it off so long because on some level I felt I deserved pain.
I put it off so long because on some level I felt I deserved pain.
What color would the Apathetic flag be?
1) beige
2) grey
3) greige
1) beige
2) grey
3) greige
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
What color would the Apathetic flag be?
1) beige
2) grey
3) greige
1) beige
2) grey
3) greige
Watching my favorite Chris Fleming bits to stave off the coming depression
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Watching my favorite Chris Fleming bits to stave off the coming depression
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and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
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I wish there was a political party that wasn't right, or left, but forward,
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I wish there was a political party that wasn't right, or left, but forward,
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Looking back, I think my hip-hop career really took off when I dropped a diss track on Noam Chomsky.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Looking back, I think my hip-hop career really took off when I dropped a diss track on Noam Chomsky.
It's post-theater supper time and all I have is a box of Tums
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It's post-theater supper time and all I have is a box of Tums
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Y'all need to have the same kind of smoke for AI Music as you have for AI Art. Okay?
Music is an extremely important part of artistic human expression, and we must not allow it to rot away because 'it sounds just like the real thing' or whatever.
Musicians are going through it too. Fuck AI.
Music is an extremely important part of artistic human expression, and we must not allow it to rot away because 'it sounds just like the real thing' or whatever.
Musicians are going through it too. Fuck AI.
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Y'all need to have the same kind of smoke for AI Music as you have for AI Art. Okay?
Music is an extremely important part of artistic human expression, and we must not allow it to rot away because 'it sounds just like the real thing' or whatever.
Musicians are going through it too. Fuck AI.
Music is an extremely important part of artistic human expression, and we must not allow it to rot away because 'it sounds just like the real thing' or whatever.
Musicians are going through it too. Fuck AI.
I like big tanks and I cannot lie
No other comrade can deny
When a girl comes in with dialectic materialism and class war is getting hot
You get woke
No other comrade can deny
When a girl comes in with dialectic materialism and class war is getting hot
You get woke
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I like big tanks and I cannot lie
No other comrade can deny
When a girl comes in with dialectic materialism and class war is getting hot
You get woke
No other comrade can deny
When a girl comes in with dialectic materialism and class war is getting hot
You get woke
Things I think when surveying the Scrabble board...
Is "blowjob" one word or two
Is "blowjob" one word or two
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Things I think when surveying the Scrabble board...
Is "blowjob" one word or two
Is "blowjob" one word or two
Someone's going to get Luigied
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Someone's going to get Luigied
It's that time of year...when the philosophers come out of their philosophy sheds and do philosophical things...like destroy illusions
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It's that time of year...when the philosophers come out of their philosophy sheds and do philosophical things...like destroy illusions
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Cool, our nation's immigration policy is now officially "NO FAT CHICKS" 10/10 zero notes 5 stars.
Idiot Galoot already set up the "Gas, Grass, or Ass nobody rides for free" system so maybe we should change the national symbol to a 1975 Conversion Van with a sick Wizard Airbrushed on the side.
Idiot Galoot already set up the "Gas, Grass, or Ass nobody rides for free" system so maybe we should change the national symbol to a 1975 Conversion Van with a sick Wizard Airbrushed on the side.
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Cool, our nation's immigration policy is now officially "NO FAT CHICKS" 10/10 zero notes 5 stars.
Idiot Galoot already set up the "Gas, Grass, or Ass nobody rides for free" system so maybe we should change the national symbol to a 1975 Conversion Van with a sick Wizard Airbrushed on the side.
Idiot Galoot already set up the "Gas, Grass, or Ass nobody rides for free" system so maybe we should change the national symbol to a 1975 Conversion Van with a sick Wizard Airbrushed on the side.
I've taken to calling the night table made from milk crates my "credenza"...I've just always wanted to use that word
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I've taken to calling the night table made from milk crates my "credenza"...I've just always wanted to use that word