Anonymoose
@realwheatking.bsky.social
I am here to repeat things much funnier people have said
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Newsom reveals what Trump discussed with him the night before he federalized the National Guard in Los Angeles:
How original the “Newscum” nickname is
How many MAGA hats he sold
The debate with Kamala Harris
How original the “Newscum” nickname is
How many MAGA hats he sold
The debate with Kamala Harris
August 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Newsom reveals what Trump discussed with him the night before he federalized the National Guard in Los Angeles:
How original the “Newscum” nickname is
How many MAGA hats he sold
The debate with Kamala Harris
How original the “Newscum” nickname is
How many MAGA hats he sold
The debate with Kamala Harris
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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
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May 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Trump: "We were losing hundreds of billions of dollars with China. Now we're essentially not doing business with China. Therefore, we're saving hundreds of billions of dollars. It's very simple."
May 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Trump: "We were losing hundreds of billions of dollars with China. Now we're essentially not doing business with China. Therefore, we're saving hundreds of billions of dollars. It's very simple."
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“Hitler didn’t steal the power, his people voted for him, and then he destroyed his people.”
-Pope Francis
-Pope Francis
April 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
“Hitler didn’t steal the power, his people voted for him, and then he destroyed his people.”
-Pope Francis
-Pope Francis
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He who rambles on about Hannibal Lecter, Arnold Palmer’s dick size, windmill cancer, and turning Gaza into a real-estate play, and thinks he’s saving the county, should have his head examined.
February 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
He who rambles on about Hannibal Lecter, Arnold Palmer’s dick size, windmill cancer, and turning Gaza into a real-estate play, and thinks he’s saving the county, should have his head examined.
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Elon Musk's post-inauguration speech in its original German...
January 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Elon Musk's post-inauguration speech in its original German...
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“These are the shoes I wore when I broke the record for fastest time from floor to bunker in Senate history.”
December 12, 2024 at 12:07 PM
“These are the shoes I wore when I broke the record for fastest time from floor to bunker in Senate history.”
Trump shit his pants in Notre Dame. Feel sorry for Dr. Biden and everyone else within smell radius.
December 11, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Trump shit his pants in Notre Dame. Feel sorry for Dr. Biden and everyone else within smell radius.
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Laura Ingraham: "The left has a history of fawning over killers."
Oh, honey . . . the "left" didn't introduce double-killer Kyle Rittenhouse with fireworks, fanfare, and rapturous applause. That was you guys.
Oh, honey . . . the "left" didn't introduce double-killer Kyle Rittenhouse with fireworks, fanfare, and rapturous applause. That was you guys.
December 11, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Laura Ingraham: "The left has a history of fawning over killers."
Oh, honey . . . the "left" didn't introduce double-killer Kyle Rittenhouse with fireworks, fanfare, and rapturous applause. That was you guys.
Oh, honey . . . the "left" didn't introduce double-killer Kyle Rittenhouse with fireworks, fanfare, and rapturous applause. That was you guys.
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For when you need to Fight Fight Fight to cover up the poop smell.
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
For when you need to Fight Fight Fight to cover up the poop smell.
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
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Such a simple cartoon that really speaks volumes.
December 1, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Such a simple cartoon that really speaks volumes.
Feds Wistfully Gaze At Photo Of Hunter Biden’s Penis One Last Time Before Closing Investigation — theonion.com/feds-wistful...
December 2, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Feds Wistfully Gaze At Photo Of Hunter Biden’s Penis One Last Time Before Closing Investigation — theonion.com/feds-wistful...
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I God, will now create a new word:
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
November 29, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I God, will now create a new word:
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
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I love Bluesky! Hi! 👋
Echo Chamber Fucking Awesome
The left is happy. It's driving the right insane.
www.thegodpodcast.com
November 23, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I love Bluesky! Hi! 👋
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SERIOUS: Not trying to be a conspiracy theorist, not trying to be political, but someone really needs to do something about all the pedophiles about to be in the highest levels of the US government starting January 20, 2025.
Too many pedophiles.
Too many pedophiles.
November 20, 2024 at 5:09 AM
SERIOUS: Not trying to be a conspiracy theorist, not trying to be political, but someone really needs to do something about all the pedophiles about to be in the highest levels of the US government starting January 20, 2025.
Too many pedophiles.
Too many pedophiles.
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Puka Nacua’s willing to break his body in half to score a touchdown.. every team wishes they had you uce
a football player wearing a helmet and a white jersey with the number 17 .
ALT: a football player wearing a helmet and a white jersey with the number 17 .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Puka Nacua’s willing to break his body in half to score a touchdown.. every team wishes they had you uce
Well this seems nice
November 17, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Well this seems nice