Martin McMartinface
@realwizardmartin.bsky.social
Desk jockey, reader, tabletop nerd | One day I'll be a real wizard | He/him | Tāmaki Makaurau
My collection of @wellingtonskeleton.space idols continues to grow
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
My collection of @wellingtonskeleton.space idols continues to grow
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The Steam winter sale starting on my last day of work feels incredibly targeted and cruel (to my wallet, I'm delighted)
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The Steam winter sale starting on my last day of work feels incredibly targeted and cruel (to my wallet, I'm delighted)
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
"average jrgp needs millisecond reflexes" factoid actualy just statistical error. Baguettes Georg, who lives in une cave & parries over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
December 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"average jrgp needs millisecond reflexes" factoid actualy just statistical error. Baguettes Georg, who lives in une cave & parries over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Star Wars Outlaws is thoroughly Fine, but absolutely redeemed by it's main mechanic of Using Nix To Do Constant Mischief
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Star Wars Outlaws is thoroughly Fine, but absolutely redeemed by it's main mechanic of Using Nix To Do Constant Mischief
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hello, i am werner hertzog, the world is cold and uncaring, this is warframe
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
hello, i am werner hertzog, the world is cold and uncaring, this is warframe
The new Knives Out is absolutely worth the ticket price just to hear Benoit Blanc say "scooby dooby doo"
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The new Knives Out is absolutely worth the ticket price just to hear Benoit Blanc say "scooby dooby doo"
Shhh the parcel is sleeping
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Shhh the parcel is sleeping
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
We are gonna repel so many ghosts
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
We are gonna repel so many ghosts
One of my favourite bands growing up are coming next year, and I'm trying to decide if I still care enough to go see them
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
One of my favourite bands growing up are coming next year, and I'm trying to decide if I still care enough to go see them
I am going to do violence on whoever saw the setting sunlight through this church's stained glass windows, and decided to blind the audience with blue LEDs instead
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I am going to do violence on whoever saw the setting sunlight through this church's stained glass windows, and decided to blind the audience with blue LEDs instead
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
When your favourite cafe starts serving ice cream
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
When your favourite cafe starts serving ice cream
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butlerian jihad but only for leaf blowers
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
butlerian jihad but only for leaf blowers
It's truly swamp pit weather in Auckland, I'm sleeping so badly I tried pouring my coffee beans straight into the aeropress instead of the grinder
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It's truly swamp pit weather in Auckland, I'm sleeping so badly I tried pouring my coffee beans straight into the aeropress instead of the grinder
Mentally I'm here
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Mentally I'm here
Fuck yes my copy of Hellpiercers from @sandypuggames.bsky.social is finally in my grubby little hands!
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Fuck yes my copy of Hellpiercers from @sandypuggames.bsky.social is finally in my grubby little hands!
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math textbook covers for some reason:
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
math textbook covers for some reason:
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Harrow the Ninth (2021, colorized)
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Harrow the Ninth (2021, colorized)
I slept badly last night, so today I'm checking my leave balance to see if I can take the rest of the year off
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I slept badly last night, so today I'm checking my leave balance to see if I can take the rest of the year off
The most handsome clown
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The most handsome clown
Sometimes you need to pick the lowest hanging fruit
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Sometimes you need to pick the lowest hanging fruit
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM