Oliver Crane
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Oliver Crane
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I made a mistake when I looked over my shoulder
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I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I bring my cousin Arthur McBride to the Christmas morning walk that the sergeant, corporal and their drummer don’t really like
December 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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if you are a trans teen right now, you do not have the lifetime of experience with the united states federal legislative branch to cope with “this will *probably* die in the senate” on top of the rest of your life and that right there feels like a fucking flavor of abuse at scale.
I haven't been in the pediatric trans healthcare system since 2019 and I can barely look at these headlines without wanting to puke.

Can't imagine the fucking damage this is doing to trans kids today.
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Feeling pretty smart today, had been wondering where my hat had gotten to, turns out i left in in the car several weeks ago. Under the hood, to be specific.
December 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Arcadia is one of those works of art that i can’t believe is real, it’s so perfectly constructed, with all these elements balanced just so, and yet it doesn’t feel like a machine, it’s deeply emotional and heartbreaking. Have been so grateful to see it performed.
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hell yeah, thanks Jerome
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Actually i escape from the flesh prison that is my body on a regular basis, skill issue imo
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I sure wish that the leaders of our glorious opposition party would experience some fraction of the pain and suffering and violence that their choices lead to. And to be clear i mean that in an emotional, non-physical way. But also
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Anyone remember the shutdown in like 2013, when it started affecting the Acela corridor trains that Important Donors relied on? And then Congress rushed back into session to make sure they were fully funded? Idk why i’m thinking about this.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Imagine coming off an incredible Election Day mandate from coast to coast and going 'you know what voters want? to be completely sold out by a bunch of craven cowards too pathetic to hold the line against a bunch of fucking weirdos'
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Reporters are expecting cannibalism to begin in the upper decks around the 23rd inning
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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One day this game’s gonna end
October 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Every few years i remember learning of the Imperial Viennese Glaucoma Ball and that phrase stays in my head for days on end.
October 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Back in 2017 i pitched The Stranger on an essay inspired by this short story, about how the Mariners’ ongoing futility was the only thing keeping the world from utter collapse.
maybe the Mariners, like me, read a short story called "The Last Pennant Before Armageddon" at a formative age.
October 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The ALCS
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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DHS just got caught telling multiple lies about federal agents shooting a US citizen multiple times

newrepublic.com/article/2019...
October 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
maybe the Mariners, like me, read a short story called "The Last Pennant Before Armageddon" at a formative age.
October 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I imagine if you’re one of the thieves you might subconsciously want to get caught just to have the coolest possible reply to “what are you in for?”
October 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
At some point i think there needs to be a Christmas truce situation where the teams chill out and play soccer for a little while
October 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
One day this game’s gonna end
October 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM