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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · May 30
Keith Tools
An edited photo of prime minister and pork loin come to life Keith Starmer where it looks like he’s presenting the cow tools from Gary Larson’s “Cow Tools”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 9m
It cost me 90 coin to go to LAX but it was worth it to catch THE MOTHERFUCKING DUNLOP DIRIGIBLE OR WHAYEVER IT’s CALLED
Skycards: Airship! I caught an airship.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 31m
It’s uhhhh like a gulf war heist movie? It’s weird and involves a bunch of lads shout singing it at the start.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 35m
Got a multipack of seabrooks crisps. One of the bags is completely empty ☹️
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 36m
Oh the one from Three Kings?
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 37m
I agree wholeheartedly
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 38m
“Not racest but will disregard any answer I consider to be insufficiently racest.”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 43m
Who even is lee greenwood?
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · Apr 28
I still feel some dissonance when a computer has the temerity to mount a drive as “B:”, as though that isn’t the sacred bailiwick of the 5 1/4 inch floppy disk drive.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 48m
Remember when the empty the trash can function was ‘ard?
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 21h
The data centre plans are always secret because they all have a fatal flaw: a vent to the reactor, no bigger than a womp rat.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · Aug 27
What I find kind of morbidly fascinating about microsoft and its weird enthusiasm for forcing AI into everything is that ultimately what’s happened is they saw us interact with and hate clippy the microsoft office assistant and said “I bet people would love it if it was wrong all the time though.”
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haunted mentions @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 1h
antiwoke guy who wants to change the recycle bin on his computer back to the trash can
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 55m
This is from the worst years of the Simpsons but it’s still a very funny moment. Alt: Lisa is looking through a keyhole then pulls away, shocked, with paint round her eye in the shape of a keyhole, and then a sign warning of a wet painted keyhole is revealed
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · Feb 24
Holding a pillow over your face as it bellows “YOU ARE EXPERIENCING DEATH BY NATURAL CAUSES”
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Conell @conell.bsky.social · Feb 23
Oh wow look the first commercially available home assistant robot.
And it looks absolutely HAUNTING.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · Jun 27
Latest in my series of jokes with an audience so small it can’t be detected by contemporary technology:
Album art for a Stilgoe and Skellern album, but modified to say Stilgar and Skellern and Richard Stilgoe’s face is replaced with that of Stilgar from Dune
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · Jul 7
If I were a Mothman
Flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy flap
All day long I’d flappy flappy flap
If I were a LIGHTBULB GET THE LIGHTBULB RUB MY FACE ON THE LIGHTBULB I MUST DUST UP THE LIGHTBULB SURRENDER YOUR SECRETS TO MOTHMAAAAN
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · Jul 19
The painting of Horus, The Emperor and sanguinius after their little argument but Horus has the face of Feathers McGraw, the emperor has the face of Gromit and Sanguinius is Wallace
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 21h
The data centre plans are always secret because they all have a fatal flaw: a vent to the reactor, no bigger than a womp rat.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 22h
Just like me
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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 22h
Signed up to do a marathon 26 miles away from my house, so I'm in training to get to the starting line
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 22h
The extra M is for Mvironment
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · Jul 9
The company I work for buys in wheat gluten from a German company and that company isn’t called Gluten Tag so honestly what’s the point of anything
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 23h
Bari Weiss, CBS News, 1965

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 22h
It looks like if WALL-E assimilated with the rubbish he was assigned to sort and stack
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 22h
Just as corrupt as the Conservatives, and in my opinion even more reckless with nature and the environment.

Even if you don't care about snails, we as human beings rely on nature for our mental and physical health.

This is Labour taking an anti enviromment and anti public health stance for cash.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 23h
We always knew that Labour cares about little else other than keeping private developers happy.

But here's proof showing off to JP Morgan despite destruction of some of the "rarest creatures in our country."

Let's make that description Labour votes.

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Rachel Reeves clears planning blockage amid ‘good relationship’ with developer
Exclusive: Chancellor says 20,000 homes were being held up due to ‘some snails that are a protected species or something’
www.theguardian.com
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