redroach67.bsky.social
The RedRoach
@redroach67.bsky.social
1.9K followers 1.5K following 5.2K posts
Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee. A true American Cryptid.
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drharmony.net
Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 19h
Is he an elf?
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 1h
A Dark Elf
Malekith the Accursed aka Stephen Miller
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 1h
I keep muttering "finger banging" to myself and giggling.

Thank goodness my boss is gone.

Apparently the caffeine is tearing a hole in my limited sanity
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dominicervolina.com
Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 1h
BREAKING: The FBI and DOJ's joint terrorism taskforce is now looking for these dangerous antifa insurrectionists
The signers of the Declaration of Independence
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Christopher Mootham @chrismootham.bsky.social · 17h
ALL SOLDIERS WHO FIRE ON AMERICAN CITIZENS ON UNITED STATES SOIL ARE TRAITORS TO THEIR OATH TO THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION. PERIOD.
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drharmony.net
Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 23h
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 1d
It is time to pick up my emotional support rotisserie chicken.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 1h
Lt Governor Patrick already rolled into a vape shop this year and got carded AF

They didn't give a shit who he was.
It was show ID or get the fuck out.

Most of these places follow the law.

HotWheels is trying to distract from Invading Illinois.
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Surviving Texas @itscindyrae.bsky.social · 1h
Texas will protect children from dangerous hemp products," said Abbott in a press release. "Today, I directed the Texas Department of Public Safety to increase surveillance and enforcement of any vape and smoke shop violating Texas law.

No flood protection for children?
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 1h
No body no victim.....

Floods are easy...

Those pesky Delta 8 Vapes though.....
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 1h
Pretty sure Eleanor Roosevelt is dead
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 2h
Bondi claiming they arrested [checks notes] "the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa" has me in stitches
atrupar.com
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h
Bondi: "Bondi: "Just like we did with cartels, we are going to take the same approach, President Trump, with antifa -- destroy the entire organization from top to bottom. We are going to take them apart."
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golikehellmachine.com
GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 1h
this is not to say that they’re going away any time soon or that things won’t get worse before they get better, but last week felt like the administration started coming unglued and this week feels like the unraveling is speeding up
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 1h
When Curtis "I smell like unwashed taint" Yarvin starts yapping about abandoning ship, things are going sideways....
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scalzi.com
John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 1h
Accurate

theonion.com/report-reube...
Report: Reuben Rated Top Midsize Sandwich In Its Class
WESTLAKE VILLAGE, CA—Praising its standard features and overall dependability, J.D. Power and Associates released a new set of rankings Thursday, naming the Reuben the number-one midsize sandwich in i...
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 1h
Agreed
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 1h
1900 followers....

You peoples are awesome.

Absolutely awesome as fudge
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 2h
It's mine on many days.

No one should judge.

Probably the only two things keeping them from getting stabbed
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epennysworth.bsky.social
Elizabeth Pennysworth @epennysworth.bsky.social · 9h
Kristi Noem standing on buildings with her hands on her hips staring down chicken man is a huge waste of our money
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 2h
You know chicken man enraged her.

I mean epic level vitriol brewing in her one living brain cell
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 13h
Make sure you read the report about how Stephen Miller deported Waco's favorite Mexican restaurant owner.

www.texastribune.org/2025/10/07/t...
A picture of Sergio Garcia and George W and Laura Bush. It is signed, To Sergio Garcia with best wishes.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 2h
Trust me, Waco didn't care....
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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 2h
The lack of engagement on my skeets is Mastodon’s fault (delusional)
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 2h
I don't come here for engagement, so My Skeeting bar is low

I sow chaos and fuckery....

That makes me happy
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 2h
There should probably be some kind of record for the man who has looked the most like an actively melting candle while still being alive.
atrupar.com
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h
Trump's mouth starts drooping as he struggles to stay awake during this antifa roundtable
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 2h
I heard an interview with Charlie Sheen who claimed in some scenes he would kiester an ice cube to stay away during filming.

Sweet Potato Hitler obviously needs a Godzilla sized ice cube up his ass.