FEMA Camp Valedictorian
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26 - bisexual from tap water - fluoride-staring contest world champion
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i smoke meth to read for my bookclub
bruh this is legit 10x my rent
Texas AG Ken Paxton hired a former staffer to work on a recent case. As a state employee, her labor would have cost taxpayers $641.
As a private attorney, Paxton allowed her to bill $3,780 an hour, so that day of work cost taxpayers $24,570.
With @texastribune.org
As a private attorney, Paxton allowed her to bill $3,780 an hour, so that day of work cost taxpayers $24,570.
With @texastribune.org
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton Is Outsourcing More of His Office’s Work to Costly Private Lawyers
Despite having an office of hundreds of attorneys, Ken Paxton is frequently opting for private lawyers — many to whom he has personal or political ties — to argue on behalf of Texas. One attorney…
www.propublica.org
August 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
bruh this is legit 10x my rent
i support AI waifus because that means there's less competition
![Women are truly done
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July 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i support AI waifus because that means there's less competition
the biggest problem here is that caveat is not a big word, its 6 letters
"I would give everybody a caveat... or, that's a big word, but a warning... that just because somebody flew on a plane doesn't mean they're a dadgum pedophile." - Rep. Tim Burchett, a Republican from Tennessee
July 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
the biggest problem here is that caveat is not a big word, its 6 letters
Wishing you all a happy Federal Occupation Day from sunny southern California
July 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Wishing you all a happy Federal Occupation Day from sunny southern California
its crazy how obama's jizya generates so much revenue that trump cannot touch it.
July 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
its crazy how obama's jizya generates so much revenue that trump cannot touch it.
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
I fell for you the moment I heard "I'm on birth control"
June 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I fell for you the moment I heard "I'm on birth control"
"Doctor suggests hung nurse raw fuck boy with ultrasound" there's no way you are keeping your license after that
June 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"Doctor suggests hung nurse raw fuck boy with ultrasound" there's no way you are keeping your license after that
unfortunately the new pope will reject anyone that was baptized in mountain dew
June 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
unfortunately the new pope will reject anyone that was baptized in mountain dew
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🫡 I'm Doing My Part!
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GOOD SOLDIERS WANTED
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LIBERALS WITH AMBITION!
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June 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
🫡 I'm Doing My Part!
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Hey y'all we got a new sticker up in the shop! You can find it and all other sorts of stickers and zines at my shop linked below!
doodle.gay
doodle.gay
May 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Hey y'all we got a new sticker up in the shop! You can find it and all other sorts of stickers and zines at my shop linked below!
doodle.gay
doodle.gay
I go to the gay bathhouse to network, hustle, and get gym advice
May 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I go to the gay bathhouse to network, hustle, and get gym advice
I will post hog when the world ends. I will pull out my apocalyptic sausage as the nukes detonate
May 24, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I will post hog when the world ends. I will pull out my apocalyptic sausage as the nukes detonate
I love when girls talk about boob sweat like it's something that's supposed to dissuade me
May 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I love when girls talk about boob sweat like it's something that's supposed to dissuade me
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May 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
We get hard thanks to listeners like you.
You hate the Gulf state monarchies because they violate human rights. I hate them because they caused climate change. We are not the same
May 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You hate the Gulf state monarchies because they violate human rights. I hate them because they caused climate change. We are not the same
i am so horny it is almost unreal
May 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
i am so horny it is almost unreal
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“can 100 humans kill a gorilla?”
can 1 white boy with a heart of gold teach him to love?
can 1 white boy with a heart of gold teach him to love?
May 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“can 100 humans kill a gorilla?”
can 1 white boy with a heart of gold teach him to love?
can 1 white boy with a heart of gold teach him to love?
we need a leftist hillary clinton
April 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
we need a leftist hillary clinton
To 76% of Gen Z women: you are always safe with me
April 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
To 76% of Gen Z women: you are always safe with me
we need a woman politician that cuts her own bangs
April 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
we need a woman politician that cuts her own bangs
texting every girl in my contacts: hey babe, I'm worried about India and Pakistan launching nukes, can you comfort me with your boobs?
April 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
texting every girl in my contacts: hey babe, I'm worried about India and Pakistan launching nukes, can you comfort me with your boobs?
all latinas are safe in my sanctuary bedroom
April 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
all latinas are safe in my sanctuary bedroom