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DumbDay #334 extra
It is befitting that one of the most vocal belittling administration member get the promotion a lowlife deserves.
Sooo, tis the season for Jeff Sessions replacement:
It is befitting that one of the most vocal belittling administration member get the promotion a lowlife deserves.
Sooo, tis the season for Jeff Sessions replacement:
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
DumbDay #334 extra
It is befitting that one of the most vocal belittling administration member get the promotion a lowlife deserves.
Sooo, tis the season for Jeff Sessions replacement:
It is befitting that one of the most vocal belittling administration member get the promotion a lowlife deserves.
Sooo, tis the season for Jeff Sessions replacement:
DumbDay #335
Christmas carol singing dingaling adds his own selfish, delirious lyrics to "Deck the Halls".
Christmas carol singing dingaling adds his own selfish, delirious lyrics to "Deck the Halls".
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
DumbDay #335
Christmas carol singing dingaling adds his own selfish, delirious lyrics to "Deck the Halls".
Christmas carol singing dingaling adds his own selfish, delirious lyrics to "Deck the Halls".
Dumbday #334, another regrettable Classic.™️
The Evergreeniest!®️
On Twitter, years ago, some rando accused the cartoon/ me of being wrong... somehow.
Apparently, it tweaks some people.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Evergreeniest!®️
On Twitter, years ago, some rando accused the cartoon/ me of being wrong... somehow.
Apparently, it tweaks some people.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Dumbday #334, another regrettable Classic.™️
The Evergreeniest!®️
On Twitter, years ago, some rando accused the cartoon/ me of being wrong... somehow.
Apparently, it tweaks some people.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Evergreeniest!®️
On Twitter, years ago, some rando accused the cartoon/ me of being wrong... somehow.
Apparently, it tweaks some people.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
DumbDay #334
There is so much redaction that even documents that get posted disappear the next day
Cover-up Cover-up Cover-up
There is so much redaction that even documents that get posted disappear the next day
Cover-up Cover-up Cover-up
December 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
DumbDay #334
There is so much redaction that even documents that get posted disappear the next day
Cover-up Cover-up Cover-up
There is so much redaction that even documents that get posted disappear the next day
Cover-up Cover-up Cover-up
Him rebranding established institutions and norms and concepts has been in full force during his second term.
In first term, his weirdo supporters just wanted to name stuff, like airports, after him.
Now, he is just slapping his graffiti everywhere.
In first term, his weirdo supporters just wanted to name stuff, like airports, after him.
Now, he is just slapping his graffiti everywhere.
December 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Him rebranding established institutions and norms and concepts has been in full force during his second term.
In first term, his weirdo supporters just wanted to name stuff, like airports, after him.
Now, he is just slapping his graffiti everywhere.
In first term, his weirdo supporters just wanted to name stuff, like airports, after him.
Now, he is just slapping his graffiti everywhere.
Just when I begin considering a cartoon out-of-date as points or gags go, he starts rebranding with his own name spree
December 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Just when I begin considering a cartoon out-of-date as points or gags go, he starts rebranding with his own name spree
DumbDay #334
Where the egomaniac meets up with the narcissist and plans another monument to themself
Where the egomaniac meets up with the narcissist and plans another monument to themself
December 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
DumbDay #334
Where the egomaniac meets up with the narcissist and plans another monument to themself
Where the egomaniac meets up with the narcissist and plans another monument to themself
One thing about Trump and Venezuela is the claim that the country stole things from the US
Of course, Emperor Grievous uses this as a rational for trying to invade the country & confiscate oil fields, land
Allegations of Property theft by Castro/ Cuba has been made going back further
Of course, Emperor Grievous uses this as a rational for trying to invade the country & confiscate oil fields, land
Allegations of Property theft by Castro/ Cuba has been made going back further
December 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
One thing about Trump and Venezuela is the claim that the country stole things from the US
Of course, Emperor Grievous uses this as a rational for trying to invade the country & confiscate oil fields, land
Allegations of Property theft by Castro/ Cuba has been made going back further
Of course, Emperor Grievous uses this as a rational for trying to invade the country & confiscate oil fields, land
Allegations of Property theft by Castro/ Cuba has been made going back further
At what point does massive redaction in documents become evidence destruction?
(Old 2019 cartoon from right after release of Mueller report on Trump & Russia & the 2016 election)
An extra for Dumbday #333
(Old 2019 cartoon from right after release of Mueller report on Trump & Russia & the 2016 election)
An extra for Dumbday #333
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
At what point does massive redaction in documents become evidence destruction?
(Old 2019 cartoon from right after release of Mueller report on Trump & Russia & the 2016 election)
An extra for Dumbday #333
(Old 2019 cartoon from right after release of Mueller report on Trump & Russia & the 2016 election)
An extra for Dumbday #333
Tis the Golden Age for sign makers in Washington D.C.!
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Tis the Golden Age for sign makers in Washington D.C.!
More older Christmas Time sketches.
It is still ridiculous that we living in Northern climes will always associate this time of year with being cold and wishing for snow and a jolly old elf in a thick suit.
We do this while, every year in Dec. thru mid-March, South of the Equator, it is Summer!
It is still ridiculous that we living in Northern climes will always associate this time of year with being cold and wishing for snow and a jolly old elf in a thick suit.
We do this while, every year in Dec. thru mid-March, South of the Equator, it is Summer!
December 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
More older Christmas Time sketches.
It is still ridiculous that we living in Northern climes will always associate this time of year with being cold and wishing for snow and a jolly old elf in a thick suit.
We do this while, every year in Dec. thru mid-March, South of the Equator, it is Summer!
It is still ridiculous that we living in Northern climes will always associate this time of year with being cold and wishing for snow and a jolly old elf in a thick suit.
We do this while, every year in Dec. thru mid-March, South of the Equator, it is Summer!
DumbDay #333
Getaway Day
🎵
Tis the Season for another Congressional vacation
Fa la la la la
La la la... 🎵
Oh wait, some more of the Epstein files were released?
*Today* is the deadline?
MAGA Mike got what he prayed for: getting outta town!
Getaway Day
🎵
Tis the Season for another Congressional vacation
Fa la la la la
La la la... 🎵
Oh wait, some more of the Epstein files were released?
*Today* is the deadline?
MAGA Mike got what he prayed for: getting outta town!
December 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
DumbDay #333
Getaway Day
🎵
Tis the Season for another Congressional vacation
Fa la la la la
La la la... 🎵
Oh wait, some more of the Epstein files were released?
*Today* is the deadline?
MAGA Mike got what he prayed for: getting outta town!
Getaway Day
🎵
Tis the Season for another Congressional vacation
Fa la la la la
La la la... 🎵
Oh wait, some more of the Epstein files were released?
*Today* is the deadline?
MAGA Mike got what he prayed for: getting outta town!
It rots from the top
And, sadly, frighteningly, the top seem like can do whatever they want to whomever they want by decree or by force
And, sadly, frighteningly, the top seem like can do whatever they want to whomever they want by decree or by force
December 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
It rots from the top
And, sadly, frighteningly, the top seem like can do whatever they want to whomever they want by decree or by force
And, sadly, frighteningly, the top seem like can do whatever they want to whomever they want by decree or by force
Speaking of rebranding everything in an egomaniacal way that should be illegal, an extra and older cartoon from 2019 for DumbDay #332 :
December 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Speaking of rebranding everything in an egomaniacal way that should be illegal, an extra and older cartoon from 2019 for DumbDay #332 :
It lines up with the usual advisor/ appointee
They all have personal $ goals their policies help advance. Yet Trump puts them in positions that allow them to realize their goals.
Once upon a time, as recent as forever-2025, those Cabinet Secretaries got the boot for being too crooked
Sigh
They all have personal $ goals their policies help advance. Yet Trump puts them in positions that allow them to realize their goals.
Once upon a time, as recent as forever-2025, those Cabinet Secretaries got the boot for being too crooked
Sigh
December 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It lines up with the usual advisor/ appointee
They all have personal $ goals their policies help advance. Yet Trump puts them in positions that allow them to realize their goals.
Once upon a time, as recent as forever-2025, those Cabinet Secretaries got the boot for being too crooked
Sigh
They all have personal $ goals their policies help advance. Yet Trump puts them in positions that allow them to realize their goals.
Once upon a time, as recent as forever-2025, those Cabinet Secretaries got the boot for being too crooked
Sigh
I did do this though. My recollection is it was Social Media- related, not illness.bit was probably when he/ his strip got mad cancelled.
And then there was Purrbert.
I came up with an office comic strip years ago. I ran it by a cartoonist/ artist pal. He told me about Dilbert.
I don't like it.
And then there was Purrbert.
I came up with an office comic strip years ago. I ran it by a cartoonist/ artist pal. He told me about Dilbert.
I don't like it.
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I did do this though. My recollection is it was Social Media- related, not illness.bit was probably when he/ his strip got mad cancelled.
And then there was Purrbert.
I came up with an office comic strip years ago. I ran it by a cartoonist/ artist pal. He told me about Dilbert.
I don't like it.
And then there was Purrbert.
I came up with an office comic strip years ago. I ran it by a cartoonist/ artist pal. He told me about Dilbert.
I don't like it.
I always imagine that right before people block me, they see some post I wrote/ a cartoon/ whatever jokey/ semi-setrious larks that pops up in their timeline (as a reply or however) and they bristle and utter aloud:
"HARUMPF! Well, I never!"
And then they block me like every one they block
"HARUMPF! Well, I never!"
And then they block me like every one they block
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I always imagine that right before people block me, they see some post I wrote/ a cartoon/ whatever jokey/ semi-setrious larks that pops up in their timeline (as a reply or however) and they bristle and utter aloud:
"HARUMPF! Well, I never!"
And then they block me like every one they block
"HARUMPF! Well, I never!"
And then they block me like every one they block
From the finest Fantastic Foursome to you:
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
From the finest Fantastic Foursome to you:
DumbDay #332
Extra Both Sides News update, after the speech:
Extra Both Sides News update, after the speech:
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
DumbDay #332
Extra Both Sides News update, after the speech:
Extra Both Sides News update, after the speech:
DumbDay #332
Dumdum dumbly defines what two very different things mean, stand for.
Who is he speaking to? Does it matter?
Dumdum dumbly defines what two very different things mean, stand for.
Who is he speaking to? Does it matter?
December 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
DumbDay #332
Dumdum dumbly defines what two very different things mean, stand for.
Who is he speaking to? Does it matter?
Dumdum dumbly defines what two very different things mean, stand for.
Who is he speaking to? Does it matter?
More economic numbers come out today.
I saw someone offer up his likely advanced knowledge meant he would want to get in front of the figures.
I have worried about him/ them twisting numbers since March.
The closure allowed hiding #s from the Fed & Wall St. for a while. But, I don't trust him
I saw someone offer up his likely advanced knowledge meant he would want to get in front of the figures.
I have worried about him/ them twisting numbers since March.
The closure allowed hiding #s from the Fed & Wall St. for a while. But, I don't trust him
December 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
More economic numbers come out today.
I saw someone offer up his likely advanced knowledge meant he would want to get in front of the figures.
I have worried about him/ them twisting numbers since March.
The closure allowed hiding #s from the Fed & Wall St. for a while. But, I don't trust him
I saw someone offer up his likely advanced knowledge meant he would want to get in front of the figures.
I have worried about him/ them twisting numbers since March.
The closure allowed hiding #s from the Fed & Wall St. for a while. But, I don't trust him
The WH spokesperson, Machine Gun Lips Nipandtuck, said that Trump wrote all of the verbage on the plaques because he is a "student of history" (I say, he was a student so long ago, the kids call it "ancient history")
Note how limited the double plaque tributes are. Pre-Obama = not historical enuff?
Note how limited the double plaque tributes are. Pre-Obama = not historical enuff?
December 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The WH spokesperson, Machine Gun Lips Nipandtuck, said that Trump wrote all of the verbage on the plaques because he is a "student of history" (I say, he was a student so long ago, the kids call it "ancient history")
Note how limited the double plaque tributes are. Pre-Obama = not historical enuff?
Note how limited the double plaque tributes are. Pre-Obama = not historical enuff?
It is tiresome to hear "wait until the election next" when, like you state, there may not be one.
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
It is tiresome to hear "wait until the election next" when, like you state, there may not be one.
Chick Lobbstor, you would be in good company
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Chick Lobbstor, you would be in good company