TheKingOfPies
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TheKingOfPies
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Don't juggle books by their covers!
That so-called Patriot Games/ Hunger Games / title of some movie Trump watched sounds like some stupid BS.

How does anyone determine the "top" girl and boy high school athletes in all 50 states?

In what sport?
Do they letter in multiple ones?
State record holders for dunks?
TDs? Homers? Strikes?
December 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
DumbDay #334 extra

It is befitting that one of the most vocal belittling administration member get the promotion a lowlife deserves.

Sooo, tis the season for Jeff Sessions replacement:
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
DumbDay #335

Christmas carol singing dingaling adds his own selfish, delirious lyrics to "Deck the Halls".
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I say anytime Trumps starts adding numbers to anything he says is the clue that he is lying.

But, this Atlantic article says that the one specific BS number he constantly uses is the number 92.

Both takes/ ovservations can be true that that guy is lying

www.msn.com/en-us/politi...
MSN
www.msn.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Everyone probably already remembers that Trump's lording over CBS started after it settled a lawsuit against a story the 60 Minutes program did.

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DumbDay #186

Late Night Deals
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Dumbday #334, another regrettable Classic.™️
The Evergreeniest!®️

On Twitter, years ago, some rando accused the cartoon/ me of being wrong... somehow.

Apparently, it tweaks some people.
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December 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
DumbDay #334

There is so much redaction that even documents that get posted disappear the next day

Cover-up Cover-up Cover-up
December 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Him rebranding established institutions and norms and concepts has been in full force during his second term.
In first term, his weirdo supporters just wanted to name stuff, like airports, after him.
Now, he is just slapping his graffiti everywhere.
December 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Ending the year with your angry political supporters not trusting you is the way to go!
DumbDay #175

It was then that Trump realized he had trained them too well.

He realized if they can string three words together and repeatedly chant them in unison then his angry mobs will direct their anger in the directions he wants

Now they are much louder about things he'd rather they forget
December 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
DumbDay #334

Where the egomaniac meets up with the narcissist and plans another monument to themself
December 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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One thing about Trump and Venezuela is the claim that the country stole things from the US
Of course, Emperor Grievous uses this as a rational for trying to invade the country & confiscate oil fields, land

Allegations of Property theft by Castro/ Cuba has been made going back further
December 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Speaking of rebranding everything in an egomaniacal way that should be illegal, an extra and older cartoon from 2019 for DumbDay #332 :
December 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
At what point does massive redaction in documents become evidence destruction?

(Old 2019 cartoon from right after release of Mueller report on Trump & Russia & the 2016 election)

An extra for Dumbday #333
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.

And trans lives are grounded in reality.

We see y'all. No matter what.

www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
More older Christmas Time sketches.

It is still ridiculous that we living in Northern climes will always associate this time of year with being cold and wishing for snow and a jolly old elf in a thick suit.

We do this while, every year in Dec. thru mid-March, South of the Equator, it is Summer!
December 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
DumbDay #333
Getaway Day
🎵
Tis the Season for another Congressional vacation
Fa la la la la
La la la... 🎵

Oh wait, some more of the Epstein files were released?
*Today* is the deadline?

MAGA Mike got what he prayed for: getting outta town!
December 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
You would think that to instead of TIME magazine choosing the millionaires, billionaires who own Artificial Intelligence stuff as The Person of The Year, the magazine would have just chosen all the rich and well-connected who Trump & Company are rewarding with chunks of America and the government
It rots from the top

And, sadly, frighteningly, the top seem like can do whatever they want to whomever they want by decree or by force
December 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
On delusions
Delusion

We shouldn't underestimate that. You are right.

Also, you really need to see if you would like the tv show "Legion"

It might not be 100% faithful to X-Men/ New Mutants/ Longshot comics, but it is wild tv.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=sgnM...
Delusion, Reality and Madness
#Marvel #legion Go here for a longer version -- https://youtu.be/b-1HR6BKmmwA mash up of two segments from Legion, Season 2, Episode 1 and Season 2, Episode ...
m.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Paying For It, based on Chester Brown's graphic novel, Comes to Theaters January 30 #movies #comics
Paying For It, based on Chester Brown’s graphic novel, Comes to Theaters January 30
Based on the best-selling graphic novel by acclaimed alternative-cartoonist Chester Brown, Paying For It is a personal take on romance and relationships.
graphicpolicy.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Speaking of rebranding everything in an egomaniacal way that should be illegal, an extra and older cartoon from 2019 for DumbDay #332 :
December 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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DumbDay #316*
Lullaby for Trumpy

(*Yesterday, I misnumbered the post even though the cartoon was #315
I saw it & forgot to change it. DumbDays do that to ya.)
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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"No provider or user of an interactive computer service shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information provided by another information content provider." (47 U.S.C. § 230(c)(1)).

Electronic Frontier Foundation has a couple of info pages about Section 230.
December 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I always imagine that right before people block me, they see some post I wrote/ a cartoon/ whatever jokey/ semi-setrious larks that pops up in their timeline (as a reply or however) and they bristle and utter aloud:
"HARUMPF! Well, I never!"
And then they block me like every one they block
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM