Cryptid Wizard
@reirikr.bsky.social
Sort of a strange old hermit. Slutty in theory, but not at all in practice.
In today's example of "genetics are weird and 'breeds' aren't actually real", THIS is a pitbull. I'm not joking, she actually is.
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
In today's example of "genetics are weird and 'breeds' aren't actually real", THIS is a pitbull. I'm not joking, she actually is.
Americans raised Evangelical Christian who turned Pagan about Christianity.
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Americans raised Evangelical Christian who turned Pagan about Christianity.
Ok, let's simmer down for a second. RFK Jr. isn't a terrorist, he's just a dumbass.
September 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Ok, let's simmer down for a second. RFK Jr. isn't a terrorist, he's just a dumbass.
Sane Persons: "The Roman Empire was a deeply harmful experiment in exploitation, and we should take lessons from them about what not to do in a society"
The *west*:
The *west*:
September 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Sane Persons: "The Roman Empire was a deeply harmful experiment in exploitation, and we should take lessons from them about what not to do in a society"
The *west*:
The *west*:
When bro DoorDashes popsicles, condoms and gatorade.
September 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
When bro DoorDashes popsicles, condoms and gatorade.
She comes by it honestly
August 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
She comes by it honestly
The "leftist echo chamber" 😂
July 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The "leftist echo chamber" 😂
Me reading the replies
May 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Me reading the replies
9 year old's friend (that she has a HUGE crush on) did a misogyny commenting on her weight. Before I could even process that, his mother's head snapped around on a swivel and she says "Have you looked in a mirror lately? Your tits are bigger than your sister's"
May 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
9 year old's friend (that she has a HUGE crush on) did a misogyny commenting on her weight. Before I could even process that, his mother's head snapped around on a swivel and she says "Have you looked in a mirror lately? Your tits are bigger than your sister's"
Me: "I'm hungry"
My blood sugar: "Yeah bro, we're definitely gonna eat."
My stomach:
My blood sugar: "Yeah bro, we're definitely gonna eat."
My stomach:
May 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Me: "I'm hungry"
My blood sugar: "Yeah bro, we're definitely gonna eat."
My stomach:
My blood sugar: "Yeah bro, we're definitely gonna eat."
My stomach:
Posted without comment because this is goddamn funny. 😂
April 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Posted without comment because this is goddamn funny. 😂
Forgive the mess, but this was just too funny. She fell asleep like this 😂
April 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Forgive the mess, but this was just too funny. She fell asleep like this 😂
Her is just so sweet. Definitely my girl.
April 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Her is just so sweet. Definitely my girl.
