Cryptid Wizard
@reirikr.bsky.social
Sort of a strange old hermit. Slutty in theory, but not at all in practice.
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Cryptid Wizard
@reirikr.bsky.social
· May 16
If you're a tankie, a TERF or a MAGA your opinion is automatically invalid as a matter of principle. Please go ahead and block me immediately.
Tonight she did the whole "I'm just a baby" doe eyed setup and I cut her off immediately. 😂. Just like "Kid, you really ain't gotta beg me for anything. What do you need?"
I imagine for a 14 year old, having a place to go where she doesn't have to put on any kind of "performance" for the adults, where she can just be herself and not worry about what anyone thinks, must be cathartic.
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Tonight she did the whole "I'm just a baby" doe eyed setup and I cut her off immediately. 😂. Just like "Kid, you really ain't gotta beg me for anything. What do you need?"
It's been an ongoing joke about how one of teen's friends tends to fall asleep nearly as soon as she gets to our house for the night. I'm starting to realize it's because she has a somewhat tumultuous home life, and being here, despite our MANY problems, she feels safe here. So she can relax.
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
It's been an ongoing joke about how one of teen's friends tends to fall asleep nearly as soon as she gets to our house for the night. I'm starting to realize it's because she has a somewhat tumultuous home life, and being here, despite our MANY problems, she feels safe here. So she can relax.
Marija Gimbutas was actually mostly right with her predictions. She was a second wave feminist, which did color her interpretations and led to her biggest mistakes, but also given the nascent state of the field at the time, having been like 90% correct is still fucking impressive.
Hey hey hey, some of us happen to LOVE nonfiction. If a nonfiction author turns out to be a giant piece of shit we can just say, "well, he sucks, but he was as far as we know correct about this and this, but clearly not that"
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Marija Gimbutas was actually mostly right with her predictions. She was a second wave feminist, which did color her interpretations and led to her biggest mistakes, but also given the nascent state of the field at the time, having been like 90% correct is still fucking impressive.
IMPORTANT TO NOTE. Post Viral long term illness is not new. Multiple Sclerosis is for all intents and purposes, "Long Mono". As in Mononucleosis. Formerly known as "kissing disease" which for too long was considered a "minor childhood illness". MS is almost without exception terminal.
Irish Independent: “Long-Covid is still here. I can’t walk, cook, work, socialise or live independently – and I am not alone”
“When Lydia Fischer Dooley got Covid..she didn’t expect to be still dealing with the fallout 3 years later - wants to raise awareness..”
www.independent.ie/life/health-...
“When Lydia Fischer Dooley got Covid..she didn’t expect to be still dealing with the fallout 3 years later - wants to raise awareness..”
www.independent.ie/life/health-...
Long-Covid is still here. I can’t walk, cook, work, socialise or live independently – and I am not alone
The country, and the rest of the world, was in the grip of a global pandemic, so when Lydia Fischer Dooley, developed a dry cough, fatigue, weakness and lack of appetite at the start of 2022, she righ...
www.independent.ie
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
IMPORTANT TO NOTE. Post Viral long term illness is not new. Multiple Sclerosis is for all intents and purposes, "Long Mono". As in Mononucleosis. Formerly known as "kissing disease" which for too long was considered a "minor childhood illness". MS is almost without exception terminal.
Real quick, how long has it been since "Dr Oz" has actually practiced medicine? What do you think the chances are that he's actually kept up with his CE requirements?
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Real quick, how long has it been since "Dr Oz" has actually practiced medicine? What do you think the chances are that he's actually kept up with his CE requirements?
And the fake bake on top of it? Just suck trump's dick on TV at this point.
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
And the fake bake on top of it? Just suck trump's dick on TV at this point.
This may end up being something of a hot take, but I think the actual predictor of right wing thought is having had parents who never loved you.
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This may end up being something of a hot take, but I think the actual predictor of right wing thought is having had parents who never loved you.
I'm pretty sure an elderly gay man hit on me while I was running deliveries. Feeling cute, might delete later. 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'm pretty sure an elderly gay man hit on me while I was running deliveries. Feeling cute, might delete later. 🤣
Teens are in the man cave enjoying a fire, and mine takes a picture of her friend and I shit you not, it looks like a Nirvana CD insert 😂
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Teens are in the man cave enjoying a fire, and mine takes a picture of her friend and I shit you not, it looks like a Nirvana CD insert 😂
I don't think I actually have a moral problem with revenge as long as it's deserved and proportional. When the parent of a murdered child kills the murderer? I mean, I'm not saying it's right, but I get it.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I don't think I actually have a moral problem with revenge as long as it's deserved and proportional. When the parent of a murdered child kills the murderer? I mean, I'm not saying it's right, but I get it.
I'll let you all know if it ever happens.
i think one of my best traits is my willingness to be wrong. fortunately, it's never come up because i've never actually been wrong.
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'll let you all know if it ever happens.
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Posted for no reason
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Posted for no reason
In today's example of "genetics are weird and 'breeds' aren't actually real", THIS is a pitbull. I'm not joking, she actually is.
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
In today's example of "genetics are weird and 'breeds' aren't actually real", THIS is a pitbull. I'm not joking, she actually is.
Interesting observation, but I really haven't seen anything close to as much of a rise in "incel" behavior (recent definition) within redneck cultures as in other parts of the country. I think it's probably because sharing joy is allowed for men in that culture. It's not just anger they have fun too
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Interesting observation, but I really haven't seen anything close to as much of a rise in "incel" behavior (recent definition) within redneck cultures as in other parts of the country. I think it's probably because sharing joy is allowed for men in that culture. It's not just anger they have fun too
9 year old just treated me to a lecture about class struggle and was using all the words correctly in proper context. 😂
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
9 year old just treated me to a lecture about class struggle and was using all the words correctly in proper context. 😂
I am LEGIT worried that this town may be in the middle of a mass mental health crisis. I've been seeing DRAMATIC changes in people's personalities around here and absolutely baffling life decisions. One woman I used to work with has gone from being kind and responsible to venomous and criminal.
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I am LEGIT worried that this town may be in the middle of a mass mental health crisis. I've been seeing DRAMATIC changes in people's personalities around here and absolutely baffling life decisions. One woman I used to work with has gone from being kind and responsible to venomous and criminal.
I love the movie Coco so much. Absolutely FLAWLESS example of family conflict being resolved in a healthy way.
"I'm the love of your life?"
"I don't know, I'm still angry at you"
Yeah. That's actually perfect.
"I'm the love of your life?"
"I don't know, I'm still angry at you"
Yeah. That's actually perfect.
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I love the movie Coco so much. Absolutely FLAWLESS example of family conflict being resolved in a healthy way.
"I'm the love of your life?"
"I don't know, I'm still angry at you"
Yeah. That's actually perfect.
"I'm the love of your life?"
"I don't know, I'm still angry at you"
Yeah. That's actually perfect.
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Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother
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Stupid question but... why? We pretty much already know everything there is to know about nuclear fission. And those tests were all very very stupid.
Donald Trump has called for the US to resume nuclear tests, seemingly reversing a decades-long trend. But will this actually mean nuclear explosions? And are we on the verge of another nuclear arms race? More: www.dw.com/en/trumps-pr...
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Stupid question but... why? We pretty much already know everything there is to know about nuclear fission. And those tests were all very very stupid.
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Master P is now producing wheelchairs for children in need. makegood.design
October 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Master P is now producing wheelchairs for children in need. makegood.design
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I remember growing up in a conservative household I was told about how in communist dictatorships, the people starve while the leaders build opulent palaces and ballrooms. Anyway, not sure why I brought that up.
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I remember growing up in a conservative household I was told about how in communist dictatorships, the people starve while the leaders build opulent palaces and ballrooms. Anyway, not sure why I brought that up.
*deep sigh*
ONCE AGAIN.
ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IS GOING TO GIVE THEIR VERY EXPENSIVE EDIBLES TO YOUR FUCKASS KIDS FOR FREE.
ONCE AGAIN.
ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IS GOING TO GIVE THEIR VERY EXPENSIVE EDIBLES TO YOUR FUCKASS KIDS FOR FREE.
Police are warning parents to carefully check their kids’ Halloween candy because some fake treats look like real candy but contain THC or hallucinogenic mushrooms. 🧵
October 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
*deep sigh*
ONCE AGAIN.
ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IS GOING TO GIVE THEIR VERY EXPENSIVE EDIBLES TO YOUR FUCKASS KIDS FOR FREE.
ONCE AGAIN.
ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IS GOING TO GIVE THEIR VERY EXPENSIVE EDIBLES TO YOUR FUCKASS KIDS FOR FREE.
As predicted, only other dads at the trunk or treat got the reference of my costume. Super low effort, because I already kinda look like Jeff Bridges.
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
As predicted, only other dads at the trunk or treat got the reference of my costume. Super low effort, because I already kinda look like Jeff Bridges.
Interesting times out in rural Arizona. Even the guys who seem to lean pretty conservative have a disgusted and offended reaction to being called "Republicans." Congrats, Trump. You've ensured the base of your party sees it with seething disdain and wants no part of being associated therewith.
October 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Interesting times out in rural Arizona. Even the guys who seem to lean pretty conservative have a disgusted and offended reaction to being called "Republicans." Congrats, Trump. You've ensured the base of your party sees it with seething disdain and wants no part of being associated therewith.