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Jeremy O'Kelley

@jeremyokelley.bsky.social

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𓅃 These are fools that men adore; both their Gods & their men are fools. 𓅃

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Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · Dec 19

"Only god can judge me."

The god:

The ancient Egyptian god Medjed, who looks like a man in a Halloween costume of a ghost with just his bare feet sticking out from beneath the sheet.

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Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 1h

A Japanese friend once told me the best thing an English speaker can do to speak Japanese correctly was talk like an anime character because it's the only way we come close to the proper enunciation.

Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 1h

Disgusting. The seal of confessions exists solely to protect the abusers and criminals that make up the clergy.

Washington will not require clergy to report child abuse learned through confession

Oct. 10—Washington will not require clergy to report suspected child abuse or neglect learned through confession or privileged conversations, following a legal settlement announced Friday. The settlem...

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Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 12h

trying to remember if i've already taken a benadryl

Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 13h

i feel like the guy in the top left is about to do some magic tricks

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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 14h

They hate us for our freedoms, man, I dunno what else to say

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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Busiaco @busia.co · 21d

Open your eyes, dude. The wizards who sell us curative potions are the same guys who debuffed us in the first place.

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Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 19h

she shot me with her witchy eyes

Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 19h

i'm not a huge fan of occam's razor, but increased autism rates is a perfect example of it in action. why are there more diagnosed cases now? because we're better at diagnosing it than we used to be. as i saw someone else put it, "for the same reason we saw more stars after telescopes were invented"

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Thomas M, Full-time Rascal @newmadras.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, this worked really well last time! I need someone from Brazil who knows about the RPG scene (specifically Vampire/White Wolf) in the early 2000s. Anybody here who could answer a couple quick questions?

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Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 20h

RFK's claim is that it's actually the tylenol given to the baby for pain after the circumcision that causes autism. The most immediate problem with this is that nothing is usually given after the mutilation.

Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 20h

www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion/outl...

What Dr. Peter Hotez thinks of RFK Jr., Dr. Oz and Trump's health team

Vaccine researcher Peter Hotez used to call RFK Jr. “Bobby.” They had long talks. Not...

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Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 20h

Circumcision is absolutely child genital mutilation. It absolutely does not cause autism. I don't know why either of these things needs to be explained.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase

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Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 20h

Our culture has spent the last almost 200 years trying to portray Brown as insane.

Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 22h

Need a Fetterman with a speech bubble reply meme for this.

Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 22h

"If So-and-so gets elected, you won't be able to practice your religion."

Buddy, I got bad news for you. I'm a Thelemite. I'm already not allowed to practice my religion.

Hermetic Library @hermetic.com · 22h

Offs, I mean, Bsky mods are trash, but so's Meta, and they went back to June to find it.

We removed your photo

Oct 10, 2025

Why this happened

The photo may buy, sell, promote or exchange illegal or restricted drugs.

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Wife: Honey, please wake up our son.

Husband: .. take wine and strange drugs ..

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Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 23h

"I'll get you next time, Agolf Shitler"

skeletor from the masters of the universe is wearing a purple hood and blue shirt .

ALT: skeletor from the masters of the universe is wearing a purple hood and blue shirt .

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Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 23h

Their name calling always sounds like they're cartoon supervillains yelling at the hero.

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Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 1d

Rock City is better because then you can at least pretend you're in Skyrim (DON'T FORGET TO BUY MERCH)

Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 1d

I've been. Couldn't tell you a thing about it, the trip was so unmemorable. Wait, they had salt water taffy, and I recall some sort of Wild West show which didn't even make sense because what does Tennessee have to do with the Old West? Really tells you something about the way Southerners think.

Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 1d

edgy new approaches to denim

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Steve in Chicago @spsnomad.bsky.social · 1d

Sir, Portland has made the cha-cha slide cool again.

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Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 1d

i know the names but don't play either

Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 1d

exoteric: when you see it, you'll shit bricks
esoteric: you'll shit bricks when you see it

that made a lot more sense in my head and then i typed it out and then i hit post anyway

Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 1d

you're invited to the orgy. i mean lan party. i mean orgy.

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