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Bastard of Ceremonies
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maxkriegervg.bsky.social
O Blem!
turkey with stacks of cash
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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bajamothblast.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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thewrongstation.bsky.social
We must restore lethality to our armed forces. That’s why every serviceman will receive ‘SCORPIONIS IMPLANTS’
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
endgamerazari.bsky.social
Imagining punching a guy so hard that even though he blocks it his arm snaps like a twig and the protruding bone punches into his eye socket and he screams and falls to his knees and dies
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
endgamerazari.bsky.social
Boobs so big you can see them from the back
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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arrantpedantry.com
I think this is a record. We have twenty-two pies for eighteen people.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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snooby.bsky.social
Sending a wax-sealed letter to my confidant overseas asking if he wants to grab a beer tomorrow night
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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bearonica.bsky.social
This lined up and I had to immediately re-read the top skeet in his and Homestar's voices.
Screenshot of two skeets, the top one reads: DATING COACH: So you tried flirting? ME: Sure, gave her the look' DATING COACH: Show me bite my lip seductively" DATING COACH: Have you considered biting the bottom lip? The skeet below it is a picture of Coach Z from Homestar Runner.
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
heyitschartic on tumblr: "Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him"
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
impormable on tumblr: "Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!"
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
DATING COACH: So you tried flirting? ME: Sure, I gave her 'the look' DATING COACH: Show me *l bite my lip seductively* DATING COACH: Have you considered biting the bottom lip?
October 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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lanyardigan.bsky.social
(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it
December 22, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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seung.bsky.social
thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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goblinsorcerer.bsky.social
I just exploded my entire family by freezing them and then deep frying them #DarkHoliday #Hatred
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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art-institute.bsky.social
Book in Mouth, New York City, by Jeff Mermelstein
American, born 1957
1993

More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/159908
Jeff Mermelstein American, born 1957, Book in Mouth, New York City, A work made of chromogenic print.
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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avengersbad.bsky.social
EXTREMELY COMPRESSED THANOS: Post it SUPER ARTIFACTED EBONY MAW: But sire, the quality JPEG THANOS: Just do it
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
endgamerazari.bsky.social
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prefectbeanis.bsky.social Dookie Nugget Jr. @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 11h
Who’s farting and crapping tonight?
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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theonion.com
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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maxkriegervg.bsky.social
"i am here for some techno on thanksgiving day"
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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verylarge.bsky.social
Oppa Gundam Style
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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cait.bsky.social
happy thanksgiving everyone
orange cat peeking out of his holiday house
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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zenizounds.bsky.social
You know what? Not too bad. Extra points however for the “Malort sucks” printed on the candy
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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donoteat.bsky.social
thanksgiving is over which means it's time for scary brown extension cords with no ground wires
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
endgamerazari.bsky.social
An inconsistency is a pattern you haven't identified yet
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM