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Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 24d

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#PhoenixWatchesZeta (Zeta Gundam)
#PhoenixPlaysXenogears (Xenogears)
#PhoenixWatchesBlade (Kamen Rider Blade)
#PhoenixReadsInoueKuuga (Kamen Rider Kuuga manga)
#PhoenixWatchesZeztz #ZeztzSpoilers (Kamen Rider Zeztz)

Please mute accordingly and I will try to update my pins

Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 2m

maybe I'm stupid but why are most of my attacks just not doing shit in the sewer? Is there something I should be doing here? #PhoenixPlaysXenogears

Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 19m

If Xenogears gets a Chrono Cross style remake after I beat it I'm gonna lose it (CC is also one of my favorite games which I think is was XG is hitting so hard for me.)

However, I'm afraid they are gonna take Fei's melanin like they did Serge

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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 3h

おやつ持ってるよね？
がんぼるぞい

translation:
Do you have my snack?

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sonboy megapractical @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 2d

what does he know

a Petfinder listing tile for Secrets the young hamster

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Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 41m

Malewife confirmed #PhoenixPlaysXenogears

Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 1h

He doesn't really look like one tbh. Definitely more capybara adjacent

Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 1h

this font feel so off putting compared to the rest of the game #PhoenixPlaysXenogears

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Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 1h

THESE CAMERA ANGLES I'M SO DIZZY #PhoenixPlaysXenogears

Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 1h

Oh boy the tentacle things are back.... or... pre-back??? Playing XS before XG makes this weird #PhoenixPlaysXenogears

Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 1h

I mean in the other instances it was mostly Bart's men or something who know shit is going down but Hammer just was doing his thing

Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 1h

man, Citan and Fei are here discussing heavy stuff and Hammer is just there like 🧍‍♂️ #PhoenixPlaysXenogers

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Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 1h

We have ANOTHER tournament arc?? #PhoenixPlaysXenogears

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Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 2h

I know there's a theory (? idk I know it's true for Fei and Elly but I haven't gotten there yet) that everyone in Xenogears is a reincarnation so I am just imagining Hammer's reaction to the fact he was so aura-ly capybara that he eventually became capybara

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Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 2h

the resemblance is uncanny #PhoenixPlaysXenogears

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Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 2h

It did get me very into Kuuga tho which made me meet some of my favorite people so sometimes it's a win

Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 2h

This sure is the time of year for me to get very into things because I'm insanely depressed. Thanks The Fucking Sun

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kins @ Z'goktober @zoldafitzgerald.bsky.social · 2h

the reason White Base never got any Balls to deploy is because Bright decided that How Fucking Annoying Kai Shiden Would Be About "EHEHEHEHEHE... BALLS" outweighed any benefit having the mobile suit would provide

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Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 2h

I have

So many questions

The American Police book put through Google lens

"Packed to the brim with American passion and nasty police, this 32-page book will get your hands hot as you turn the pages!"

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Laurencin | in the thrall of the red comet @laurencin.bsky.social · 3h

anyone else think AEUG propaganda is getting a little... like it's kinda... you know?

Fanart of Quattro Bajeena in the style of vintage pulp romance. Text on the image reads as follows:
"Published with the permission of Lt. Quattro Bajeena."
"SIN in SPACE."
"He left his love on terra firma... and now, he needs to seduce a married man about it."
"Captain... You'll indulge me, won't you?"

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Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 3h

Like I got a room and stuff so obviously I'm going I'm just... kinda checked out about it.

Maybe karaoke in dress up will make me feel better

Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 3h

AUSA tomorrow and I almost don't wanna go... I've just been very down in the dumps all week

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Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 5h

Also I noticed how you put the thing on the ear the side for the female horses... trans uma George real

Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 5h

Happy birthday lesbians

Xenosaga screenshot: Shion hugging KOS-MOS

Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 5h

They did the toxic ex thing so hard that it further cleansed the family line in time for Xenogears

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Phoenix || Xenogears Brainrot @reiwandaful.bsky.social · 5h

Shion and Jin have the worst exes. Really, it's a family trait at this point

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