The Reluctant Rose
@reluctantrose.bsky.social
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Fandom side account for gay pirate flailing. Another bi bitch in her 40’s. 💀🌈🍊💗💜💙 she/her—thereluctantrose on A03 and Tumblr.🔞
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Master Fic Post! Fics listed oldest to newest and include Ao3 links.
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Here's a crop of a little toasty bonfire snuggle for #WipWednesday! 🧡

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're dressed in warm modern clothing, puffy coats and scarf. Ed has his chin hooked over Stede's shoulder. Stede is turned into Ed's cheek and smiling. They're both lit from below by a nearby bonfire.
reluctantrose.bsky.social
He’s got a good personality too, so I agree!
reluctantrose.bsky.social
I think it’s an actual image from a Netflix documentary—I just stuck the heads on. 😂
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rysiutokwiat.bsky.social
BOYS,,,sob
missed them a bit
#ofmd
reluctantrose.bsky.social
I still think about the snails! For anyone else who does too, this account is so freaking amazing: www.instagram.com/p/DPW8EfuCPHY/
reluctantrose.bsky.social
I definitely don't know about any rivalries anymore. The last one I remember knowing about was literally Schumacher/Hakkinen. (I am old)
reluctantrose.bsky.social
He started out with this character in some local car ads in my area, so seeing him ascend the national stage was kinda surreal. LOVE knowing that he was classically trained, though!
reluctantrose.bsky.social
Who, in your opinion, is the most fuckable in F1?
reluctantrose.bsky.social
I had to go look at a pic of him--he is not the LEAST fuckable man I've ever seen, but VERY 'meh'.
reluctantrose.bsky.social
In fact, my BiL hoped to make a career in racing--he actually beat several now-champion F1 racers on the karting circuit!
reluctantrose.bsky.social
It has honestly been so long since I watched F1 (the Mr's family are big fans, as is my eldest!) but I recognize both of those names from when /I/ was watching.
reluctantrose.bsky.social
A very happy birthday to our favorite chaos agent, @david-jenkins.bsky.social !
reluctantrose.bsky.social
At least it’s not “I stole an F-16”
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tightenupmate.bsky.social
Here's that little thing I wrote for @knivesinfeet.bsky.social!!

Big Wheel Keep on Turnin' a 5785 word RV Meet-Cute
Stede Bonnet is stuck. He's BEEN stuck, stuck in his marriage, stuck in his job, his life. And now? He's stuck in his truck, a fifth wheel trailer behind him, staring down an overpass that sits far too low for him to continue down the highway. Traffic is piling up behind him, cops are swarming, and he's got no idea how to get out of this--until an angel descends from on high to save the day.
reluctantrose.bsky.social
There are a couple that I got that I have been VERY reluctant to get near my personal parts. "Tingling" seems to be industry speak for 'OW OW OWIE JESUS WHAT THE HELL'.
reluctantrose.bsky.social
OMG I HAVE BEEN SINGING THAT FOR A WEEK
reluctantrose.bsky.social
I still have literally more lube than I am likely to use in my lifetime because they sent me a gift box. 😂
reluctantrose.bsky.social
I have heard the wet calling to me lately
reluctantrose.bsky.social
It's clear that the least cool or intellectual thing you can possibly do it shit on things that make other people happy. So why, in a time with so little opportunity for joy, would you continue to do so?
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ophelia5wims.bsky.social
Surprise, I followed through on something! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social day 6: anonymous sex, Ed/Stede, just some real horny idiots #ofmdkinktober
Are you calling me darling?
ophelia5wims
Summary:
DAY 6: Anonymous Sex

Ed and Stede meet at a bar and hit it off so fast that they somehow skipped an important step. Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Characters:
Blackbeard | Edward TeachStede Bonnet
Additional Tags:
Oral SexAnal SexFast BurnAnonymous Sexaccidentally anonymous sexyou'll see - Freeformstill super consensualAlternate Universe - Modern Setting
Language:
English
Series:
Part 1 of Kinktober 2025
Collections:
OFMD Kinktober 2025
Stats:
Published:2025-10-07Words:2,391Chapters:1/1
reluctantrose.bsky.social
It’s rare to meet folks who speak ebglis either.