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Remi
@remif.bsky.social
They/she.
No technology only fiber arts.
Social Media on accident.. you ever Tism Rizz too close to the sun? That's how I got here.
Shout out to my anaesthesiologist. I think a regular propofol nap might Fix Me tbh.
October 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Me: *opens YouTube subscription feed to catch up on things*
@defcon.bsky.social :
a man says " everyone stop what you 're doing and only pay attention to me ! "
Alt: a man says " everyone stop what you 're doing and only pay attention to me ! "
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My mostly handmade outfit for this event was On Theme.
September 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Google out here trying to tempt me into turning on its capabilities via "but you can catch Pokemon".
August 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Have you tried just channeling your instincts to appease into BDSM instead of letting them inform your political philosophy?
August 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If you were at Summer Camp and saw someone in an amazing cape, it was probably Mandy. Help if you can, if you can't please share anyway <3 - spot.fund/cs91hlcsc
Click here to support Mandy Logan's story *AdaptiveVehicle
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spot.fund
August 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My partner got a @deviantollam.bsky.social in his Black Badge cards #defcon33
August 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I lost my rabbit while dashing through #defcon - pls if you find it bring it to w205?? #defcon33 #SAO #mybunnyisgone
August 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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You sure about this, Google?
August 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Is anyone doing Mohawk-con this year? Alternatively does anyone have a pair of clippers?
#defcon33 #defcon #someonegivemypartneramohawkpls
August 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Heads up to folks staying at the Res Inn by the convention center - the gate code is the same but you better be nimble bc there is construction trash between us and LVCC. #DEFCON #DEFCON33
August 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Corrupt people can’t imagine people who aren’t corrupt, so “why not be corrupt, that’s how *everyone* does it” is a hell of a spiral.
August 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
July 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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The local bike path is now the site of a vigorously contested pet… election?… and it seems like something @darthbluesky.bsky.social should know about
July 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Being unsupervised and unreachable for the entire day as a tween/teen.
What’s a real thing from your childhood that kids these days would find completely foreign?

Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.

Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
July 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Inner monologue like
"This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is a box filled with An Ancient Evil that I will be unleashing."
#TheMet
July 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.
May 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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everyone signing on to be a part of the new HBO Max Harry Potter series is endorsing this and should be treated accordingly
You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
April 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
"WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY"
- Me. Screaming aloud in the grocery store parking lot, while returning *someone else's* abandoned cart to the corral.
April 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Who will Win?
1. The entire county sheriff's department, with help from the state troopers and several local fire departments
2. One old man in a mental health crisis

We are at hour 30 of me being trapped in my neighborhood due to the stalemate.
April 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Went to see the Addams Family musical and gave it my best Morticia.
March 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sometimes I manage to put together an outfit that feels like pajamas, but is also Fancy Looking AND weather appropriate.

(The sweater was knit by me, and is a modified version of the Twist Cardigan by @ambahobrien.bsky.social )
March 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I immediately went to my library app to get this let's gooooooo
March 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM