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remilypains.excessively.gay
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@remilypains.excessively.gay
"me, im 30 somethin, my life aint perfect, i have way bigger problems than being a mutant"

transsexual anarchist dog mom. she/her
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this middle-aged Arab guy's instagram has the absolute best aphorisms. "Why would you stop in Hell?"
March 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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I need every doctor to strike the phrase "Why didn't you come in sooner?" from their lexicon. If you aren't smart enough to figure out why people can't just pop on in to the doc any time they want, I'm not sure you're smart enough to practice medicine.
March 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Trans people have higher rates of sex work than the cis population, and we can't leave them out of the conversation in the name of appeasing the cis. When they say "Trans people are inherently pornographic," you shout back "I am here to defend pornography, too!!!"
January 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
me at the end of a blood draw: thank you for sharing your fluids with me. you are dismissed.

me at the end of a hookup: thank you for sharing your fluids with me. you are dismissed.
January 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
sweet angel baby 💜
I love that my fancy expensive backpack also works as a dog bed
December 31, 2024 at 2:02 PM
quitting nicotine is like having a toddler living inside your head and every night at the end of every sleep cycle like EVERY 90 minutes they're kicking screaming crying like I WANNA CIGAWETTE 😭😭😭
December 13, 2024 at 11:07 PM
the age gap is going into retrograde tmrw 🥳

(the 8 month stretch when they're seven years older than me instead of six years older than me)
November 25, 2024 at 11:11 PM
being this cute and gay on the daily makes my f@ggy lil heart so full 🥰
My girlfriend @remilypains.excessively.gay and I love telling each other direct and specific things we love about each other. In the midst of this extremely gay ritual we also sometimes give our doggo a turn and spend a few minutes telling him direct and specific things we love about him.
November 25, 2024 at 5:56 PM