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Me, strolling back on to Bluesky after months away...
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Cm Punk Wwe Return GIF
ALT: Cm Punk Wwe Return GIF
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July 15, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Me, strolling back on to Bluesky after months away...
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The single greatest speech in TV history.
This resonates in my immortal soul and I will NEVER stop reposting it.
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This resonates in my immortal soul and I will NEVER stop reposting it.
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January 12, 2024 at 9:16 AM
The single greatest speech in TV history.
This resonates in my immortal soul and I will NEVER stop reposting it.
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This resonates in my immortal soul and I will NEVER stop reposting it.
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This show is the funniest thing I have seen in years, definitely worth a watch.
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January 11, 2024 at 8:30 AM
This show is the funniest thing I have seen in years, definitely worth a watch.
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Tom Scott... gone.
MatPat... going.
Armchair Historian... moving to his own website
Me... getting Blue's Clues flashbacks
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MatPat... going.
Armchair Historian... moving to his own website
Me... getting Blue's Clues flashbacks
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January 10, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Tom Scott... gone.
MatPat... going.
Armchair Historian... moving to his own website
Me... getting Blue's Clues flashbacks
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MatPat... going.
Armchair Historian... moving to his own website
Me... getting Blue's Clues flashbacks
JC x
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My Nicolas Cage labour of love The Cage Gauge (a ranked list of all his films) not only has a new update, but a new title in the top 10. It's Cagetastic!
Cage Gauge: Every Nicolas Cage movie ranked
Celebrating one of cinema's most original and distinctive actors.
www.flicks.com.au
January 10, 2024 at 4:32 AM
My Nicolas Cage labour of love The Cage Gauge (a ranked list of all his films) not only has a new update, but a new title in the top 10. It's Cagetastic!
I've been suspended from Twitter again for calling Prince Andrew a nonce.
So, to confirm - Prince Andrew is a nonce.
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So, to confirm - Prince Andrew is a nonce.
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January 5, 2024 at 12:13 PM
I've been suspended from Twitter again for calling Prince Andrew a nonce.
So, to confirm - Prince Andrew is a nonce.
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So, to confirm - Prince Andrew is a nonce.
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Morning humanity.
You are a bald ape currently riding a rock through space around a giant ball of burning hydrogen at 67,000 mph.
That's pretty cool.
Love one another.
JC ❤️
You are a bald ape currently riding a rock through space around a giant ball of burning hydrogen at 67,000 mph.
That's pretty cool.
Love one another.
JC ❤️
November 9, 2023 at 7:31 AM
Morning humanity.
You are a bald ape currently riding a rock through space around a giant ball of burning hydrogen at 67,000 mph.
That's pretty cool.
Love one another.
JC ❤️
You are a bald ape currently riding a rock through space around a giant ball of burning hydrogen at 67,000 mph.
That's pretty cool.
Love one another.
JC ❤️
Ok... I mean how the fuckity fuck am I supposedx to choose?
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November 8, 2023 at 11:37 AM
Ok... I mean how the fuckity fuck am I supposedx to choose?
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Tried to run.
Tried to hide.
Break on through to the....
Tried to hide.
Break on through to the....
November 7, 2023 at 12:32 PM
Tried to run.
Tried to hide.
Break on through to the....
Tried to hide.
Break on through to the....
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The Tories actually considered getting a King, who lives in multiple palaces and castles and mansions to announce a ban on tents for homeless people.
Fuck the Tories and never stop fucking them off.
Fuck the Tories and never stop fucking them off.
November 7, 2023 at 10:23 AM
The Tories actually considered getting a King, who lives in multiple palaces and castles and mansions to announce a ban on tents for homeless people.
Fuck the Tories and never stop fucking them off.
Fuck the Tories and never stop fucking them off.
November 2, 2023 at 10:19 AM
There will be millions of broken hearts this morning. The 90s was an iconic decade and Friends was a huge part of 90s culture. It feels like we have lost an actual friend today.
Welcome to The Good Place, Matthew Perry. Our little Bingaling.
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Welcome to The Good Place, Matthew Perry. Our little Bingaling.
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October 29, 2023 at 5:08 AM
There will be millions of broken hearts this morning. The 90s was an iconic decade and Friends was a huge part of 90s culture. It feels like we have lost an actual friend today.
Welcome to The Good Place, Matthew Perry. Our little Bingaling.
JC 💔
Welcome to The Good Place, Matthew Perry. Our little Bingaling.
JC 💔
OK Bluesky, lert's hear some answers.
What is the greatest song performed by a famous band or solo artist (already famous / established) used to promote a movie?
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What is the greatest song performed by a famous band or solo artist (already famous / established) used to promote a movie?
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October 26, 2023 at 9:45 AM
OK Bluesky, lert's hear some answers.
What is the greatest song performed by a famous band or solo artist (already famous / established) used to promote a movie?
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What is the greatest song performed by a famous band or solo artist (already famous / established) used to promote a movie?
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My defining teenage albums.
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October 25, 2023 at 11:46 AM
My defining teenage albums.
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Mood.
Happy Friday, Humanity.
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Happy Friday, Humanity.
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October 13, 2023 at 8:59 AM
Mood.
Happy Friday, Humanity.
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Happy Friday, Humanity.
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DING DING MOTHERFUCKERS*
*Going to the football and denying a small child the best seat on the bus special
*Going to the football and denying a small child the best seat on the bus special
September 25, 2023 at 4:42 PM
DING DING MOTHERFUCKERS*
*Going to the football and denying a small child the best seat on the bus special
*Going to the football and denying a small child the best seat on the bus special
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Might as well post that picture of my son when he was a baby. The one where he look like he was born playing darts. In 1957. Looking like he just got some bad news about a tractor trailer his nephew was minding for him. With a face like my dad's when I tell him about my podcast.
September 22, 2023 at 7:47 AM
Might as well post that picture of my son when he was a baby. The one where he look like he was born playing darts. In 1957. Looking like he just got some bad news about a tractor trailer his nephew was minding for him. With a face like my dad's when I tell him about my podcast.
Happy Friday, Everyone!
Remember - if you think your life is boring, keep in mind you're a hairless ape clinging onto a rock that is hurtling around a giant ball of burning gases at 107,000 km/h.
That's pretty fucking exciting tbh.
Big love.
JC x
Remember - if you think your life is boring, keep in mind you're a hairless ape clinging onto a rock that is hurtling around a giant ball of burning gases at 107,000 km/h.
That's pretty fucking exciting tbh.
Big love.
JC x
September 22, 2023 at 8:53 AM
Happy Friday, Everyone!
Remember - if you think your life is boring, keep in mind you're a hairless ape clinging onto a rock that is hurtling around a giant ball of burning gases at 107,000 km/h.
That's pretty fucking exciting tbh.
Big love.
JC x
Remember - if you think your life is boring, keep in mind you're a hairless ape clinging onto a rock that is hurtling around a giant ball of burning gases at 107,000 km/h.
That's pretty fucking exciting tbh.
Big love.
JC x
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"Mem'ries, like the colours of my mind..."
September 21, 2023 at 7:41 AM
"Mem'ries, like the colours of my mind..."
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"Still punk as fuck" I whisper, as I quickly fall asleep in front of the movie I've just put on, on a Sunday afternoon.
“Still punk as fuck” I whisper as I have a cup of tea at 11:30pm, knowing this means I’ll wake up to pee a further two times during the night
"Still punk as fuck" I whisper as I group items in the dishwasher based on their storage location when dry.
September 20, 2023 at 9:58 AM
"Still punk as fuck" I whisper, as I quickly fall asleep in front of the movie I've just put on, on a Sunday afternoon.